Any iOS app developers lurking on here?

Any iOS app developers lurking on here?

I want someone to build a simple app for me. I heard you guys get fucked by sites like upwork so I'm good with cutting the middleman out.

Pic related. It's the app I want to pay you to make.

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Sure I'll bite.
How much are you willing to pay me?

5 BTC and it's a deal.

I'm going to cut out the middle man, make your idea and not give you anything.

Serious response: go to /fa/ or /lgbt/

They have a ton of apple certified professionals there and iOS app developers. At minimum they'll tell you where to go get help.

You can make this a website PoC in like five minutes

I'll do it, PM me for details

This is a terrible method user. Read the book Getting Things Done.

>>ect

I like it user, PM'd you the deets ;)

Not him but does it work?

I'm a procrastinating piece of shit that can't get anything done and failing some courses because of that.

>reading books
I'll do it later.
Maybe .

audiobook brah

Clean your room.
Sort yourself out.

OP here.

Turns out it's already an app.

The examples are shit, but the core concept was "all my work is done and i have an hour to kill, what should i do?"

also gonna check out

3d is fucking disgusting

Stop watching porn. Clean your room.

but user why would i want to watch disgusting 3d whores

Hentai is pornographic. Is your room clean?

no because I'm shitposting instead

help me overcome procrastination please

get the ebook grab a drink chill out and listen

speak things up by 1.25x

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You'll thank me later. Don't forget to donate to my Patreon account.

can we turn this into an inspiration thread?

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Sure.

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ok where can i email you the project?

[email protected]