Football edition
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futbalová edícia
maisie
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>WILLIES WILLIES WILLIES
Oy Oy Oy
>WILLIES
Oy
>WILLIES
Oy
>WILLIES WILLIES WILLIES
Oy Oy Oy
Hmmmmm......
I am clinically obese and have a small willy. What am I?
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a custodian
cheap thrills is a banger ngl
...
a good 2 hours from finishing?
I do work for free. What am I?
nth for Huns getting flattened
A Remain voter
watching the russia match hahahahah get stuffed racists
>abe vigoda still in the picture
eric pickles it's nice to meet you
Dubs and it will never come home.
Bet we'll still lose somehow
and you're still here i see
My name rhymes with Danny. Who am I?
Manny
gf bought me socks
Autistic
on the map
starting to think i'll never leave
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Abe Vigoda
Dubs and sports are banned from /brit/ forever.
25 bings lads
25 bings
My digits are more than single but less than triple. What am I?
listening to omarion
You do realise that you're minority here, right? Most of us watch football.
dracarys
slopakia
>stopped while carrying shopping home by some mormon girls
>they asked me what I know about mormonism, asked if I believe in god
>agreed to meet them at the uni library later this week to chat about religion, they're missionaries or some shit
>only agreed because they were hot
You could be in slovakia right now.
Michael Barrymore
Accidently put a pound on vardy to score first and Slovakia to win 3-1 when I meant to put a pound on vardy to score first and England to win 3-1 so now I've put two bets on
Also got 50p on bale to score first and Wales to win 3-1
Rooting for you lads
I don't want brexit
Time to get myself an American waifu
>Most of us watch football.
That explains why /brit/ is so awful. You're all Sup Forums rejects.
this is literally the PERFECT song:
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>tfw no mormon gf
it could influence it either way.
>win
>we stronk and independent
>lose
>fuck you guys i'm out
ffs this is as a result of a genetic mutation and only occurs in a small group of papuan natives. These kids arent even african and when they mature their hair goes dark.
Tbf I've been rejected by most things in my life
Don't bother la
He's a fedora wearing, autistic, Kpop poster
You can't reason with it
>That explains why /brit/ is so awful. You're all Sup Forums rejects.
ppl we need ur support
this is literally the PERFECT song:
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why are you telling him that?
>this is as a result of a genetic mutation
so is blonde european hair
>only occurs in a small group of papuan natives.
Melanesians on Vanuatu actually
wish i was dead
Enjoy losing £2.50 kek
I wonder if the creators of social media sit back every so often and wonder what they've unleashed upon the world
In between counting the money of course
>A traumatic breech birth left him with a withered left arm due to Erb's palsy, which he tried with some success to conceal. In many photos he carries a pair of white gloves in his left hand to make the arm seem longer, holds his left hand with his right, or has his crippled arm on the hilt of a sword or holding a cane to give the effect of a useful limb posed at a dignified angle. His left arm was about 6 inches (15 centimetres) shorter than his right arm.
no = leave voters
yes = remain voters
except you're wrong, majority don't watch football but just enjoying bantering off other nations when they lose
is she still kicking around?
what's the point of brexit
meme gone too far
The only people voting no are foreigners.
Going to an event hosted by Twitter on Wednesday, at their UK headquarters
wish i could have sex with one of the 5 girls in my office that I find attractive but all are in relationships.
Is Edimburgh/Glasgow nearly as weird as it was in the 90's filme Trainspotting?
what is it
I voted yes :3
2nd half most goals is the bet of the tournament
Cameron called that referendum to save the Tories from Ukip
rate me toastie?
to trigger lefties, they'll have the biggest meltdown ever if it happens
Wales game or England game?
>Be England
>start history as a backwater island, away from the centers of civilization
>create largest empire in history
>become the new center of civilization
>lose empire
>become a runt state
I am sorry. I wish you the best in your future.
might rewatch Wild and Into The Wild
sounded like a hackathon from the title
sounds crap
Glasgow being 'boring' refers to lack of things like 'nightlife' and 'glamour', or is it 'communist blocks' boring ?
kick ball frenzy
kick ball mad
JK Rowling: ‘Racists and bigots’ directing parts of the Brexit campaign
telegraph.co.uk
Who cares about the referendum, the Euros are on and they're far more important.
Fanny
"Gotta kiss the minorities ass so they buy my books"
average
mines cheese is more melty-delicious :3
>ass
foy
>mfw an iPhone camera is on par with large DSLR cameras
Mormons are great people, hating on them is fedora tier. I dated a Mormon girl in secondary school, she had long hair and always wore cute dresses. I was brought up in a religious Christian home as well so we didn't do anything sexual beyond holding hands and hugging. I moved away and we broke up, it's a shame because she was the sweetest girl I'd ever met. I came back to my hometown last year and ran into her, apparently she'd left the faith and had a child out of wedlock at age 18. She was being quite flirty with me, I would have gone for it had it not been for the child.
Mormons are discouraged to intermarry though as they believe marriage is eternal and only Mormons go to heaven to continue their marriage. I don't think we would have stayed together if I hadn't moved away.
It sort of weirded me out when I first met her I asked her if she wanted to go to Tim Horton', I could see her face flush and she seemed quite embarrassed to say that she can't have coffee or caffeinated drinks because of her religion (even being seen in a place like that would cause scandal).
>all opinions i don't like are disingenuous
"Gotta kiss the whitey's ass so they read my Sup Forums posts"
triggered
What's a film that will leave me feeling as happy or even happier than I currently am?
Note: I'm very happy.
>im black and I post in brit threads
Why?
Besides, saying "dats racist and bigoted" means nothing anymore.
Wish maccas did delivery lads
It's true though
In 5-6 years time, they will completely outrun DSLRs
500 Days of Summer
Probably both
Is this the slug?