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s.aliexpress.com/eAZVjqIn
amazon.com/Nyko-Smart-Clip-PlayStation-4/dp/B00FLLFGO8
aliexpress.com/item/1-2-3-5-8-5-10-15-20-25-30A-LED-power-supply-transformer-AC/32656190355.html
gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_560728.html
youtube.com/watch?v=IEbL35Jb5yc
youtube.com/watch?v=X7dkYR7YOlU.
youtube.com/watch?v=jSSpLek3tsQ
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_624909.html?wid=11
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Are Monks still the best non iem memebuds

they're monk+ now, and yes

Dear Sup Forums, I wish to share with you my latest purchase.

These were $12. Made of bamboo, they are actually polarized, come with a hard case and a wiping cloth. Definitely need some sanding and they lack some resin, I feel the sweat and dirt will make them look like shit pretty quickly. Hinges feel a little tight, might snap, who knows. 9/10, would buy another pair when this happens.

Would post a picture of the actual sunglasses but I left them in the car and I don't want to put on a shirt.

Also my Nomos watch has been on "arrived at destination airport" status for almost two months. How long before I call it a day and order another one? It was $6 but meh, I've had bigger losses.

anyone know how disputes work on aliexpress if you don't receive your item within 60 days? and the item comes later? the posting said guaranteed within 60 days

also what's with the extending of delivery time? can that still be disputed?

Any chinkshit I can use to make my penis more feminine?

Chink scissors

>Also my Nomos watch has been on "arrived at destination airport" status for almost two months
a month ago
chastity cage
extend delivery time is giving more time for the thing to arrive, its optional but better add 5-10 days i have done that and if the thing dont arrive you get your money back.

Why is the /csg/ girl so thicc?

It's an anthropomorphic bunny. Basically furry.

This. Maybe a chink knife? Chink hatchet?

I think the seller extended it, I don't remember doing it. Either way the postings all said 60 days guaranteed, its been 3 months and they want me to wait another month, I rather just dispute it if I can

there's supposedly some postal problems in canada or something, but the majority of my packages seem to arrive quick enough

it's fur

shit, I'd actually buy those. they're fuckin $45 online though, where'd you get them m

Has anyone played basketball in Lin-Ning shoes or any other Chink brand basketball shoes?

I'm scared that they will be gripless and fall apart in days, weeks, or even months since I play everyday.

Li-Ning/Erke are excellent shoes.
Nobody talks about them.
The reason being that like Huawei, they became Mainstream and too 'pricey' for /csg/ poseurs who prefer Air Jordon Knock-offs.

They are pretty gud and sizing is on-point.

aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Bamboo-Polarized-Sunglasses-Men-Wooden-Sun-glasses-Women-Brand-Designer-Original-Wood-Glasses-Oculos/32664422456.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.170.7fUHHw&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10208_10065_10151_10068_5330017_10136_10137_10060_10155_10062_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_303_100031_10099_10103_10102_10096_5320019_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_10173_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10110_519_10111_10112_10113_10114_10182_10078_10079_10073_5260017_9942_10123_10120_10189_142,searchweb201603_9,ppcSwitch_2&btsid=b0fb067b-b8ce-4b07-bf99-788b3051b6c1&algo_expid=df175432-8ed7-4ef7-8382-70daceb56c13-21&algo_pvid=df175432-8ed7-4ef7-8382-70daceb56c13

I used to think they are a legit, reputable brand but then I saw another brand of glasses that uses the same hard case. As long as they look nice and block UV who cares?

Anyone here using a /csg/ tablet/laptop? If yes, which model?

Acer
I want to kill myself

how do i flash the agptek firmware onto the ruizu X02?

Acer is not chink

Does Ruizu support opus? I recently converted my music files to opus for mobile use. Looking to buy a Ruizu. Also suggest android music players with opus support. Using stellio music player currently but want to try others.

i think that is on the wiki
ogg only

which MIUI is best MIUI version right now?
also global or dev

no guide, just a link to the download

There's a pdf guide in the download.

Mornin' chink-shitters.
>how many chinks have you shat today
also
anything better than Redmi Note 4 at a similar price point? I saw some user complaining last thread that it couldn't run PPSSPP without lagging, but I've also been told SnapDragon is pretty good and plays Nintendo mobile games without a flaw.

Replaced the plug on my soldering iron. It no longer sparks when plugging it in, and it's now ESD safe.

Nothing better in the same price range. If you want better gaming performance you'll need to move up to a Zuk Z2 or a Mi5. Something with Snapdragon 820.

there wasnt, but i found the application to flash it

I need some prescription sunglasses for fishing
There's a 90% chance I'll drop them in a lake at some point in the next year or two, so I don't want to spend $100+
Which stores should I start looking at?

Any chink BlueTooth mice that are worth it?

Aooko on dhgate/yupoo can do scripts and sells sunglasses, I don't know if he can combine the two but it's worth a try. Great prices and quality.

I cam run PPSSPP without lagging.

t. SD650 Redmi Note 3 Pro fag with MIUI stable.

>fidget spinner fad almost over
>my $22 9geared metal fidget spinner hasn't arrived it

Why live

Have the exact same phone but Naruto Ultimate ninja heroes 3 still lags
What are your settings?

Well i haven't tested that game specifically to give an opinion but i'm running default settings, a fresh install from F-Droid.

If it lags with a SD650 then i think you should just go with a SD820 phone.

Why bother with normies hype. They don't even last a month.

I genuinely enjoy my fidget spinner

A few days ago I got my GPD Pocket from their indiegogo campaign
It's very smol. Surprised how well it can chug along. Haven't tried any really demanding games but it handles 2D emulation pretty well and it's pretty good on battery too, been taking it to work and after some casual use it gets back home with 40%+ to spare.

Typing on this thing is as awkward as one would expect, but the thinkpad nub works better than i thought it would after configuring some settings

Why would you pay $400 for a machine with the hardware of a $150 tablet?

i like wasting money

Understandable

s.aliexpress.com/eAZVjqIn

Give it a try, you'll love it

Kek'd

What happened to mixza shark cards?

>$27 for a 64GB card

I bought my 64gb shark for $12 in the good ol' days

Need a good Bluetooth earphone. Riversong AirX 2 are too expensive...

Those were really dream-like days. I bought two, but I don't remember what happened to the other one. RIP

Kek

"Only" $23 now on gearbest .

>Flash sale

Remembering how cheap chinkshit was about a year ago brings a tear to my eye

I bought 5 of them awhile ago. Feels good having 128 gbs of memory in a psp, I remember feeling like a king back in the day when the memory stick duos fell in price and I had a 4gb. I would show my friends that I had like 200 songs from limewire on my psp

>go out with friends
>come back home
>realize all the chink shit I could have bought with that money

>go out with some friends and have some beers
Vs
>buying shitty things you don't need

You are literally an autism

why does the fucking aliexpress app show two different costs for shipping, one in the cart (cheaper), and one in the payment form???

Where do you think we are?

also, shipping went up by a lot since the last time I tried buying some specific shit...
the vendors control shipping prices, right?

>Remembering how cheap chinkshit was about a year ago brings a tear to my eye
seriously, we need to find cheaper alternatives... fucking jews have increased their prices by a lot

>beers
beer is fucking disgusting so i'd pick chinkshit instead

>user's phone takes a picture
Just bought a Zuk Z2. Didn't csg say it has a great camera? There was a comparison between doogee shit and zuk and they say zuk z2 is far better.

Back then when they were super cheap i was extremely poor and i couldnt afford it
Now that i got a new job and im into chink stuff they are super expensive
Arent tech prices supposed to go down with time?

:/

>tell chink that bluetooth bulb is working well
>"sry pls wait few days to arrive we resend or refund"

Well

>they
most of the /csg/ Zuk photos were stolen from Samsung S7 reviews. The one guy who shills Zuk here is a liar and does anything he can to promote Zuk over anything else even if it means fabricating greentext stories and manipulating the general with samefagging.

>$0.02 has been deposited into your xiaomi rewards account

Does anyone has one of these?

Yeah but we're in a NAND supply shortage, prices for storage will probably drop sharply once that's sorted. It's probably going to be this way until sometime in 2018 at least, when new processes and fabs get going.

...

Is it a real thing or just chinks being chinks? like the flooded factory a few years ago, when hard drive prices skyrocketed.

I have a non-chink version, does the job alright, as long as your phone has drivers that can cope with the controller.

What version if i may ask? i dont want to break my phone using one of these.

chinks are getting richer so they want higher wages, unsurprising desu

Just checked, Nyko smart clip.
amazon.com/Nyko-Smart-Clip-PlayStation-4/dp/B00FLLFGO8

I suggest you to get the one user linked you from amazon.

I got a couple of chink models and all of them were absolute shit.

No they are actually much worse than faaeal 64ohm
I own both.

Awei A920BL

This can't be right. Should I put an order anyway to see if the chinks will honour it?

aliexpress.com/item/1-2-3-5-8-5-10-15-20-25-30A-LED-power-supply-transformer-AC/32656190355.html

Shit, too late, i already bought the one i posted.

What happened to yours?

gearbest.com/sports-fitness-headphones/pp_560728.html

youtube.com/watch?v=IEbL35Jb5yc

It has good feedback, id buy it.

>Reliably burned down my house for insurance fraud scheme
>5/5

Whats a good cheap bluetooth mouse?

>wattage: 12v
>colour: 25a

Techase
James Donkey

Now let's see who get's chinked.

Alright /csg/ Comfy here. I'm popping in quickly to say that I've had to reschedule the /csg/ podcast due to a sudden change of plans on Sunday night. I'll now be doing it TONIGHT (24TH OF JUNE) at 9.30pm BST. Really sorry for the sudden reschedule, it was out of my hands.

I'll edit up the replay and have it uploaded by Sunday night for anybody who missed it.

The podcast will still be happening at youtube.com/watch?v=X7dkYR7YOlU. Set a reminder through YouTube!

Thank you again for the amazing support for episode 2.5. The replay is here for anybody wondering what the fuck I'm going on about: youtube.com/watch?v=jSSpLek3tsQ

Pic unrelated

A bit off-topic but I trust your guys' judgement.
>Add $5.98 of eligible items to your order to qualify for FREE Shipping.
What should I get?

gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_624909.html?wid=11

Should I?

try coupon VERE4G, the Vernee Thor E was on deep sale all week.

I don't think you can mix coupons and flash sales.

you can, if the coupon is lower it supersedes the flash sale. The coupon is just a set price. The coupons on /csg/ discord often apply to flash sales and make the price lower than the flash sale pricing.

>not enjoying an ice cold unfiltered brown ale

I not a beer guy myself but that shit if fucking tasty

What are you, gay?

It's part real part mercantilism. Prices rise sharply when there's a shortage, and it takes a long time for the prices to go down again, even after supply normalises, as the prices are gradually taken down step by step.

Is there an actual chink air conditioner that works?

It's like 40 degrees in my dorm room

Is it safe to buy a cheap chink miniPc,
or is that definitely on the "you'll be screwed" list?

Haier
Midea

You learn something new everyday.

Thanks.

So why are detachable cables a good thing for headhphones?

Wouldn't the constant plugging/unplugging wear the connectors?

if you feel the need to do that, get an autism spinner

Huh?

So that if the cord breaks (which usually break before the headphones) you only need a cheap cable instead of new headphones.

Just get a Raspberry pi
A friend of mine bought a chink android tv box thingy and a few days later it stopped working.
It just wont turn on

Fuck the chinks

Only buy well tested brands

has anyone received their Meme Bagelsport yet?
post pics and reviews

go ask in the watch general or look at what people have said on other sites, bagelsport has been around for ages