If you order a bride from Russia is she a girl (mail)?

If you order a bride from Russia is she a girl (mail)?

i want to fug that fang

If you don't pass are you a girl (fail)?

If she arrives by boat is she a girl (sail)?

If you bought her does that make her a girl (sale)?

but jews run the eastern european sex slave racket

> thinks it can order Russian bride to mom's basement

If she works as a wench in a tavern is she a girl (ale)?

If you keep her in a cage is she a girl (jail)?

If you order a book and it gets lost in transit is it an epic_(fail)?

This is actually hilarious.
I'm sorry.

If she keeps these jokes up, will she be a girl (stale)?

Was Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz a girl (gale)?

If she never leaves the basement, will she become a girl (pale)?

If she doesn't exist is she a girl (tale)?

If she went to an ivy league school is she a girl (Yale)?

If she falls from the sky is she a girl (hail)?

If she likes to hike is she a girl (trail)?

To get her out you have to post a thousand dollars in girl (bail)

If she has pet molluscs is she a girl (snail)?

My fucking sides

If she can read while blindfolded is she a girl (braille)?

If she's a vegan is she a girl (kale)?

If she has binocular vision, feeds on seeds & insects and makes a ground nest, did I order a girl (quail)?

>If she has binocular vision, feeds on seeds & insects and makes a ground nest
man that's a keeper right here

If she's a medieval reenactor who uses a chain mace, is she a girl (flail)?

If I found her on a field of hay, is she a girl (bale)?

>i-if
uhhh ever heard of the term yolo? Grandpas?

If her fursona is a lizard, is she a girl (scale)?

> is this a new meme? (funny)

If she walks out on me, is she a girl (bail)?

if you hold her penis to navigate in the dark, is she a girl (rail)?

Well you're not ordering a husband, so yes.

Holy shit, I just realized. Mail order brides under the right circumstances can be real world traps. Fuuucccckkkkkk

>this thread

If she's a furry, is she a girl (tail)?

Good thread

I see bratposting is alive and well.

If she's fat is she a girl (whale)?

If she's the item Crusaders were looking for, is she a girl (grail)?

If she's blind is she a girl (braille)?

...

If she has a very diverse ancestry, is she a girl (cocktail)?

yeah well I like mine better

if shes a girl, is she (male) ?

>being that much of a basement dwelling faggot to order bride from russia
consider going out sometimes maybe?