What were they thinking?

What were they thinking?

that adults would avoid making childish mistakes.

that alcanthera is fucking cheap-looking and feeling shit.

Doesn't stop random shit from happening because you know shit happens

I've never spilled shit on my laptop. Ever.

>you know shit happens
No it doesn't.

let me guess you also drop your phone because shit happens, just stop being stupid and take care of your things

^This.

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>maybe spills will be less likely to go into the keyboard and fuck up the computer if we use a fiberous material on the case instead

Bloodstained laptop. Kinda fucking awesome...cut yourself more OP.

Entire car interiors are covered in alcantara, are you a literal child?

I tried the feel of it and it really disturbs me.

mine is 100% aluminum

You can a car interior covered in aluminum?

It's the most premium material dumb poorfag pajeet.

>guys, my first period!

>Aluminum
>premium
It's on of the most abundant materials on the planet. My truck is made out of aluminum you nigger

You just don't understand quality derived from premium materials.

And you're a welfare queen

lmao, that'd be the least of my worries when buying this utterly shit device

>own an expensive premium device
>a welfare queen
nice try ranjeesh

>considering any laptop other than Thinkpad or MBP

This is quite funny

It will cause massive butt hurt because in a few fringe cases it's correct but otherwise a troll

Like that dinged MacBook Air with the post it notes

T. Devuan MacBook Air owner

Only welfare queens talk up about their "fancy expensive devices" instead of putting that money to better use like investments
>b-buth muh butt coinz
>muh ethyriumz

I can't tell if you're playing along or not sorry.

maybe you should randomly find a rope and hang yourself with it

What's happening here? Did you cut your wrists over your shitty purchase or something?

#freebleeding

he saw the ifixit video

Underated post

Wrist cutting > vaginal discharge

True story.
>be me
>be asked to recommend a laptop for executives
>find some $4,500 meme laptop with genuine leather wrist pad
>extremely uninteresting specs otherwise
>approved to buy one for each board member
>get promoted for being a technological genius

>the age old saying is false

Just because you're autistic doesn't mean that everyone else in the world doesn't drop their phone every once in a while because they have more going on in their lives than posting on a Zimbabwean metallurgy forum

Also me.
>be me
>using GNOME at work
>executive comes up
>he's impressed that I'm sing GNOME and says that he is more of a KDE guy
>I don't say anything
>I'm impressed that an executive uses GNU/Linux

Nice meme, nice get

Alcantara is sweat, dust and water resistant. What the fuck are you doing on it?

Friend, he's memeing about Apple and how they use aluminum.

I'm with that guy, , I can't tell if you're playing along or not either...

sure it is

imagine being this filthy

Nigger are you cumming on the keyboard or something?

Same here. Also I never eat stuff near it. How hard is it to get up and go eat at a kitchen table like an actual adult? Also if I do drink something while I'm working I make sure it's as far from the device as possible.

I'm still using an iphone 4 I bought on launch day, it has a small scratch on the top of the screen, that's it. I never used any protection case, the only thing it has is a screenprotector on the back (not the front) just because I know that the back gets scratched pretty much everytime you put it down otherwise.
Learn to take care of your shit nigger, it's not that hard, I'm clumsy as fuck on top of all that as well.

I got the regular black keyboard, those "premium" ones look like shit. The texture looks like a hipster version of a camouflage pattern.

Yeah, but the iPhone 4 is Stainless Steel, which $10000 premium watches use. Aluminium on the other hand is a welfare monkey's premium material.

filthy pleb

So idk if this is an autist or for whatever reason someone is paying an anti-surface shill but this thread is popping up a lot lately.

Consistently gets called out on it so has now switched to using a shittily photoshopped picture too haha.

>not living in a sterile bubble
pshh... simpletons

i wouldn't buy it myself but thinking that you're going to stain the fabric is such a pleb reason to dislike it

Same here. I know some degenerates who stuff their faces with food while watching dubbed animu on their laptops. I always squat and face the wall when I'm using my phone in public because some ass could run into me while he is texting on the go.
My boss is one of those retarded people who can't take care of his shit.

fucking hell just "just" my own fucking mind

i have 30 year old altairs and xerox altos in better condition than the fabric on that fresh microsoft product

absolurly increblue *vomits*

What's a good alternative to a Surface Laptop that doesn't have the fabric?

macbook

that's a pretty basic design error, assuming that adults aren't still flawed, dirty animals

I spilled booze in mine before and made some of the keys on my keyboard sticky and kill.

It looks like the same matierial you make those cheap multi-use grocery bags from.

I can already imagine these things being filthy like a gypsy bed after a wedding night from all the fucking sebum on your hands.
Especially considering that normalfags are filthy fucking people that largely don't even bother washing their hands after taking a piss/taking a shit.
Currysoft really shot their foot with these things especially since you can't replace it.

>Belgium
fucking lmao, white people everyone.

>Yeah bruh pass me the Microsoft Fecal Bacteria Pro

imagine how disgusting that must get after a while

you don't wear your t-shirt for 3 years without washing it. This is exactly like a t-shirt.

You can clean plastic/aluminum but not this atrocity

I imaging it's attracts dirt like a mother fucker, doesn't it get dirty? How the fuck are you supposed to wash it when it's glued to the frame.

These computers are fucking awful. They're 100% unserviceable, theres no screws or latches anywhere on the outside of the laptop to get to the inside. The entire cloth like exterior is literally glued to the bottom frame. The keyboard is glued to the inside of this cloth shit and pretty much everything on the mainboard that isn't a component directly on the mainboard is also glued.

Nothing except "whoa touch this, we must put this luxurious thing onto our new laptop"

Its not even luxurious, its actually just a shitty nylon lintcloth. Don't ever get this thing anywhere near any significant source of heat the shit will literally melt away.

>near any significant source of heat

Like a computer?

>i have 30 year old altairs and xerox altos
>xerox altos

You what m8? Pic or didn't happen

Whoa just like my plastic laptop

I honestly do not get the surface laptop. Part of the appeal of the Surface line was the hybrid nature of either getting a keyboard and using it as a laptop, or using it without the keyboard as a damn good tablet.

Forcing the keyboard on it with no benefits and no additional USB or other ports at such a premium price compared to other laptops feels misguided. Not to mention not being able to upgrade/repair it in any way and the fabric on the keyboard as OP pointed out with spills will be ad.

that shit just wipes away with a damp cloth if you've ever dealt with alcanthera

So why do supercars use them?

For the same reason most of their dashboards are made out of the same plastic your chink laptop is made from. It's cheap and readily available.

Youre probably the first to call a lancia hatchback with a 1.3 engine a supercar. Wipe the drool of your chin kid.

It's used because it's stain resistant you retards

I didn't know the Delta Integrale was a shitbox

it's not a supercar

Definitely not a supercar.

>hating on the semen crust aesthetic
FUCK OFF NORMIE

>My truck is made out of aluminum

Fordcucks btfo, should have bought a chebby

I have a Galaxy SII I bought like three years ago. Was scratchless until I cracked the screen a month ago. it fell flat on the floor; it has a case with a bezel but I guess my tiling is uneven.

I'm a super careful fag but I still drop or bump things.

>spill in my new mechanic keyboard
>cry for a bit
>do Google
>oh I can fix it
>it worked

Feels good man

I spilled my carrot juice on purpose right now,tried to follow the guide and my keyboard does not work anymore!!! FUCK U BITCH ASS NIGGA

Lucky It was james ass gateron brown for 50$
not something more expensive.

Are you guys 12 by any chance
>muh lambo dude

lol

Honestly you could probably get a lot of pussy if you drove this between the ages of 20-29

>live in dry climate
>kill computer from static

With a side of tetanus

seriously lol? anyway clean it and let it dry and it might work

looks bitch honestly, just smaller steel rims with thicker tyres and get rid of the chrome

The product must be so bad the reviewers went to kill themselves

it's a meme wrap made to look like rust

That's even worse

That's not jizz

>muh I don't have accidents meme
We believe you, user. You're a big boy. We get it. Now go do big boy things back in reddit.

But user how can someone go to Starbucks and not drink coffee while showing the latest meme device?

Guess you never jerked off 25 times in one afternoon, have you? Real actual blood, son, seriously.

You might just have a UTI, or tore something while masturbating

Maybe if you don't mind contracting syphilis. The only women I've ever seen in pickups looked either like they were hoodrats or hicks, like they just found some time to spend away from the trailer park.

>he said as he made the most childish mistake of all: posting here

>2017
>Still doesn't scotch guard his computer

...

Yes?
It's designed to kill resale value in a car, after only 2 years of using an alcantera steering wheel, it'll turn into dry cracked vinyl, just imagine a palmrest.
The worst part is some car companies sell alcantera trim for the same price as leather trim and retards fall for it because it's so soft.

It will rip off fabric if you try to remove it, what's the point?

your poo is rubbing off, pajeet.

...

You might want to get that checked out