/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/JttUHDZ

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Episode 3 of the /csg/ podcast is now available on youtube for those that missed it while it was live youtu.be/sV31agfcOiE
• user still hasn't stopped buying earbuds and adding them to his massive pile • The cheap toothpick crossbow has people worried and they're selling like crazy
ebay.com/itm/Stainless-Steel-Mini-Crossbow-Toothpicks-Arrow-Children-Shooting-Toy-Gift-Decor/122556529990
• user buys a Mad Catz tier controller/mouse hybrid • user has had his Chinese kitchen knives for a while now, they're light and very sharp • user shows off his knives a Ganzo and Sanrenmu A169 • Bluetooth Headphones, Earphones & Speakers get some love on the infograph >Old News
• user is real happy with these $12 bamboo sunglasses, they're actually polarized too
• user replaces the plug on his soldering iron
• user got his GPD Pocket after pledging to its IndieGogo campaign
• user's LeEco Lemax 2 shit the bed while charging he might be able to bring it back to life though Previous thread here

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item/Full-Cover-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Pro-Note-4X-Redmi-4-Pro-4A/32800499131.html
youtube.com/channel/UCVyU2h8S8jB1RGfXhS03BdA
banggood.com/Lenovo-P2-5_5-inch-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-625-Octa-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1161448.html
maniacaldust.bitballoon.com/1
aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-MITU-Key-Ring-Send-Friend-A-Gift-Mi-Fans-Love/32780945881.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>search AliExpress for bikini
>Click reviews
>Click reviews by [my country]
>Masturbate to pictures

Does anyone else do this?

there is a website this posted a few threads back that scrapes lewd pictures from ali

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yes
>user is real happy with these $12 bamboo sunglasses, they're actually polarized too
Stop shilling your shop OP It is now-old-old-old news. So how is it still "news" then?
fuck you shilling chink chong

I ordered some zucchini seeds. Apparently they grow like weeds.

What are the chances of them flourishing if I leave them alone?

Looking for a quick rundown on the cheap projectors these sites sell. Any models you recommend?

Do they have spare lamps available?

A 800x600 or a 720p projector should be fine for my purposes.

witnessed

>Old News
nigga wat?

What are some decent chink PC monitors?
I remember some user posting some reasonably priced 2k monitors from ali, but every time I search for ''monitor'' ''pc monitor'' ''pc screen'' I get monitors for cars or phones and can't find any of the ones I used to see posted here.

Please post links!

Excelvan makes pretty decent 720p projectors
Weekends tend to be slow so a previous threads news is sometimes included as filler.

Cute quints, user. Aren't all the cheap ones LED anyway? I'm sure they all suck though, at least if you want anything resembling a good picture.

>Click reviews by [my country]
Why? Hoping to see your sister there?

ZUCCini?

Is there any good glass for Xiaomi Redmi Note 4?
Or is it impossible due to 2.5 D?
Couldn't the glass be curved too?

My country has only 1.3 million population so it is very likely I know one of them. Also it feels more authentic

Not impossible, works just fine actually.

>it is very likely I know one of them
Now, user, let's not kid ourselves..

My God, check'd.

Everything I found either has no pic or if it has pics you can see it only covers part of the front due to the screen curvature.
Link to a curved glass protector?

Witnessed indeed, my first quints!

Gimme some more chinkprojector experiences, fellow Sup Forumsentoomen!

>Out of which only several thousand people use Ali, I know girls who use it

It's mainly the second reason though. Seeing a shitskin nigger doesn't turn me on, seeing a grill that is of my nationality gets me diamonds

aliexpress.com/item/Full-Cover-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Pro-Note-4X-Redmi-4-Pro-4A/32800499131.html

Anyone had some experience with chink tablets?
Which brands to look for / avoid?

since I got banned from the discord for no reason and cannot post my reviews there, I opened a youtube channel.
Currently there is only one video of me playing vidya but the chink shit reviews will follow soon.
Subscribe guys, so you don't miss a review.

youtube.com/channel/UCVyU2h8S8jB1RGfXhS03BdA

Thanks.
Do you know if redmi note 4 has a decent GPS?

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>Black

Dropped

that is just my avatar, user.
I am white.
Pic related my favourite beverage

>not The Specialists
Dropped

>>>/reddit/

Since I got also banned from discord for no reason too,we can also make discord channel with non retard admins [in best case with no admins at all,just one bot to kick spammers]

Current discord admin will ban anyone who reccomnd "wrong" shop .It is pretty clear that he is selling or getting money from chinks.

I've used the GPS extensively on my daily commute to and from work, pic related is after nearly two days of use (including 4G, GPS and paired to a bluetooth receiver while driving) let it go to 9% before finally charging it again.

What's your username then

Thanks a lot for answers.
Does it really take so long for the GPS to find your position after turning it on as some people claim (5+ minutes)?

>we should make a discord
no
fuck off
why are you forcing a discord channel on Sup Forums

Just checked and it's pretty much instant.

Thanks, I'm going to buy it (even if you are a chink shill).

Ok. Make sure you get the version fit for you country's network bands.

what's wrong with you? why do you crave attention this much?

>discord users
>non retards
pick one

>banned for no reason

Habitual liar much? You kept shitposting about Zambz, you pay the price. Maybe you can join his Discord you stupid fuck.

It is cute shitpost but you can not name single software that will allow you to do as much as discord and still being easy on users.

Yeah maybe your tor chatroom is better for mug privacy you degenerate,rest of us does not have to care in that way,especially while it is just chink shit talk.

banggood.com/Lenovo-P2-5_5-inch-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-625-Octa-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1161448.html

Is there any other differences to Lenovo P2 global model than missing b20 and custom rom? Can you install official European ROM to this and get Android 7.0?

>my daily commute to and from work
bullshit
your job is making chinese shopping threads on this website which does not require commuting

That's the Mi5, which has an horrendous GPS. RN4 is fine.

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Wait ali offers no warranty?
Even gayworst has 12 month warranty.

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The warranty depends on the ali store, most of them offer either 6 or 12 months

Warranty is shit though. You need to pay for shipping costs etc. back to china and you get anyway chinked.

>Even gayworst has 12 month warranty.
>gayworst
Ayy

Should I get a redmeme in my country if it's only 40 USD more and offers 3-year warranty?

Still, you get a fixed phone for a few bucks.
Better than no warranty on ali.

Which redmeme is that?

>40 USD more and offers 3-year warranty

Well yes if it's only 40usd more and 3 year warranty.

Have fun fucking claiming it

t. Bought a chink wallet in April, Gearbest still hasn't sent it, refuses to give refunds

Note 4. So it's a big % of price.

They will just chink you out and it takes 2 months to get your phone back if they don't say that it's broken because of your usage.

I'd say it's worth it for proper local warranty

No real noticeable difference. you may have to plug in your carriers APN settings manually, but you can flash as normal.

I always assume that chink stores give no warranty
If you send something back it might as well "get lost in the transit"

I want to get one of those Mi plushies now I've started collecting them. What's a good place to get them?

Chances are you wont be using your phone within one year anyways, so up to you.

Thanks a lot, I don't really need b20 that much in Finland. And where do I find legit Global/European firmware to flash for it?

Is my Mi4 deprecated? should i buy a different phone?

If you can't figure it out yourself you should probably get a Samsung instead.

I'd pay $40 bucks a 3 year warranty, how much is the device itself?

Only 140 USD, that's why i'm not sure what to do.
Even more since I can get 'chinked' on the warranty too. Doesn't take a chink to chink you.

Wish me luck, bois. My chinkphone is on customs on my country since 14th.

We're on MI6 now. Mi5 is still worth getting now it's finally below $200.

Any good pocket pussies out there?

shiiet, likewise
I have a bunch of other packages stuck in customs as well, I hope it's just summer workers being slow.

Last time I got a pakacge on customs I waited 2 months and paid a shitton more (a shitton to me, of course)

I wish you luck as well, user.

>there is a website this posted a few threads back that scrapes lewd pictures from ali
LINK??? I must see this.

Idk. user burnt his dick on one in a recent thread.

maniacaldust.bitballoon.com/1

Nigga how

W-well, not literally.

It was too tight or something

aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-MITU-Key-Ring-Send-Friend-A-Gift-Mi-Fans-Love/32780945881.html

Got my summer usb fan today

Why did you snip your fan?

Great job.

oh man
does it blow now?
hehueheuuheuhuuehehe

I'm looking for a windows tablet with a stylus and 3g, or just any mobile modem. Besides 98x air3 only cube i7 seems to fit these criteria but it is sold out everywhere.
Are there any alternatives under $300?

Bag was to tight to be ripped, grabbed my industry grade scissor and thought I would notice if anything got caught in its way. Just went through with no resistance what so ever.

I waited two months for this

It makes two uneven low frequency noises when its on now.

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Just how do you fuck it up like that when opening something?
You gotta take your time when doing things user, no need to wreck things while you're at it.

Cube Mix Plus?

You ruin Sup Forums.

Wrong thread

Ez fix. You just snip off a piece on the other half to balance it out.
Let us know how it goes.

Does it have 3g/lte?
>$450
That's horribly expensive.

It's usually around $300 with a coupon

Don't think there's many (if any) chink windows tablets with modem available at the moment. Either get a usb mobile modem or some cheap android phone to tether with.

Looking forward to getting this

>kr.
REEEEEEE

not SEK though

why would you ever cut a chink package with a scissor ?
even if i dont know what is inside(read always) i at most cut one corner with something pointy and rip from there