Congratulations guys

congratulations guys.

we made it, we're there... and after so long.

We finally made it to mars.

>archive.fo/bsPaL

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment
braeunig.us/apollo/VABraddose.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=lNiscigIgBc
gearthblog.com/blog/archives/2017/05/secret-mars-base-found-google-maps.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>it's real

Dude, what the heck?

I have yet to come across an explanation.

its a google april fools joke from a while ago.

Then why do they not remove it?

>to not fuel the conspiracy theorists, duh

yeah who knows, but there was just a thread on Sup Forums about this, probably still up.

what the hell do they think it is? that we secretly got to mars, set up a complex, and google sent satellites and loaded it into google earth for everyone to see, yet it's some conspiracy that we're not supposed to know about?

they dun goofed

>it gets burried under 50 feet of sand after a minor sandstorm
wait till a planet covering dust storm burries them under 1000ft of dirt while hurling ten tonne boulders hundreds of feet into the air.

>hurr durr martian mission!
the radiation to get there alone will kill all humans. the radiation on the surface will kill all humans, and the asteroids will destroy any attempt of colonizing even if people magically develope an immunity to radiation

rlly we need to venture towards venus.
it's like a time machine as to what the earth will look like in a few million years anyway

then we will just have to magically develop an immunity to radiation AND asteroids

duh dummy head

Naw, we just need to figure out how to sustain fusion reactions so we can power a ship with space ice.

We already have thrust without propellant and with fusion we would have enough power to generate a magnetic field to deflect radiation.

>I'm so fucking dumb i have no idea about what I'm talking about

I don't think you understand anything about the Martian atmosphere.

t. space scientist

[spoiler]fuck you[/spoiler]

tfw the original astronauts didnt account for radiation because the effects werent well undertstood

tfw the shuttle and rocket werent insulated with enough lead to protect against the van allen radiation belts in the upper sphere

tfw not until 2010-12 did we discover there is a 2nd belt

tfw not until a couple years ago did we discover there is actually 3 belts

tfw we wouldnt have survived with even 1 belt without proper lead shielding

tfw the original flights were spoofed and they only went into lower earth orbit which is possible with even smaller aircraft to create artificial gravity
(divebomb the plane)

tfw everything else was a set piece in arizona or new mexico

tfw none of the shadows or light sources are possible

tfw when theres no stars in the original photos and the moon has no atmosphere so how could it block starlight

tfw the hammer test was a magicians trick because he didnt drop the hammer without pivoting it

tfw the lunar footage wasnt even live broadcasted and had a 15 minute delay

tfw certain parts of the world saw totally different footage that was edited on the fly to remove segments and is now mysteriously lost
(luckily theres copies of home recorded vhs bits)

tfw kubrick tried to tell us about the jew and pyramid/cube saturnian cults

tfw kubrick got killed for his films

>people actually believe this

Fake and gay.

literally just leaving some meme up because they want more taxpayer money and want to cause some fake commotion

really makes you think huh

>tfw we wouldnt have survived with even 1 belt without proper lead shielding
this statement is moronic, radiation alone will not kill you instantly which means anyone traversing the belts would be affected but will not die mid flight as you are implying.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiment
tfw you can point a laser at it & measure the return yourself

>while hurling ten tonne boulders hundreds of feet into the air.
The planet covering dust storms of Mars can barely lift anything heavier than sand.

>tfw the shuttle and rocket werent insulated with enough lead to protect against the van allen radiation belts in the upper sphere
Lead actually makes things worse.

Plastics are better insulators against the radiation in the Van Allen belts, no that you would know this.

>tfw not until 2010-12 did we discover there is a 2nd belt
>tfw not until a couple years ago did we discover there is actually 3 belts
>tfw we wouldnt have survived with even 1 belt without proper lead shielding

Kuiper belt was discovered in 1992.

Oort cloud was theorized in 1932, and confirmed in 1996 with a comet sighting.

>tfw when theres no stars in the original photos and the moon has no atmosphere so how could it block starlight
Easily explained by exposure settings. Any photographer would debunk this.

Even think of it this way. You're outside at night, clear sky, stand under a really strong street light and see if you can see any stars.

Your eyes will adjust for the light above you making it impossible to see the stars unless you block out that light. If you want to see the stars you will have to block that light and any reflections of that light (buildings/terrain) to prevent over exposure and light bleeding into it.
The moon walkers were taking photos of the moon which was effectively like taking photos on Earth at midday, there's no way you are going to be able to expose for both the terrain and the sky.

Oh. Wrong belts.

Sorry, I thought we were on extrasolar space discussion, not more of Earth.

It's a hoax, Sup Forums.

Google never deletes anything

>We finally made it to mars.
Great. We'll be able to listen to you die.
Maybe you can all start fighting for resources when the equipment made for Earth environment starts to fail on Mars.

We haven't put manned spacecraft anywhere near the Kuiper Belt yet.

>tfw the lunar footage wasnt even live broadcasted and had a 15 minute delay

Shit, if only the lander had a 20 gigawatt satellite on it so it could beam directly to your homes, huh?

>tfw when theres no stars in the original photos and the moon has no atmosphere so how could it block starlight

EXPOSURE YOU DUMB NIGGER

>tfw certain parts of the world saw totally different footage that was edited on the fly to remove segments and is now mysteriously lost

Wow how convenient any proof of your claim is lost, must have been the aliens :(

braeunig.us/apollo/VABraddose.htm

If you'd like to see the math yourself on the radiation dosing, but I doubt your stupid ass can even understand it.

Moon hoaxers always get a laugh out of me, even if it's just bait

youtube.com/watch?v=lNiscigIgBc

have you tried the first result on google?

Literally what the fuck is this?

one of the numerous google easter eggs:
gearthblog.com/blog/archives/2017/05/secret-mars-base-found-google-maps.html

>it gets burried under 50 feet of sand after a minor sandstorm

You do know "The Martian" didn't correctly describe the martian atmosphere... right?

> the radiation to get there alone will kill all humans.

... no. We've had people in space before.

> the radiation on the surface will kill all humans.

Radiation is very bad on Mars, but not an impossible problem. The biggest problem will be cultivating crops and producing oxygen sanely.