>company is going to buy a bunch of new PCs for office use
>i told them we could save 20% by buying components instead of prebuilt
>i was given the task of purchasing and installing hardware
>i want to buy some 1080 and i7 and just take them home to use
what is my chance of not being caught?
>convincing your company to buy computers without a service agreement
You work for literal morons, I guess your chance of getting away is >95%
>user why does this purchasing sheet contain components for 10 computers
>we only asked you for 8
> i told them we could save 20%
>i want to buy some 1080 and i7
LOL@that niggerfaggot.
stop stealing from your employer, Jamal.
well I will just swap the new stuff with my old hardware or maybe i will say it's for spare in case of hardware failure so we don't have too much downtime.
>save company 20%
>not even get a bonus to afford gaymen gpu
And here I am getting nervous picking through the computers before my hospital sends them to the recyclers...
It will come up as a discrepency whrn the accountants check the financials. Dont do it
I've made quite a bit of money on eBay selling working parts on eBay so far.
>i told them we could save 20% by buying components instead of prebuilt
You are a fucking idiot and the company you work for are idiots. I hope you get fired.
stop being a nigger, nigger. do your job right and when all is done and works you can ask for a bonus or a raise.
>i told them we could save 20% by buying components instead of prebuilt
Dell next business day
Also enjoy getting warranty on each fucking element in pc
>stealing from the people who pay you
>stealing from yourself
Wew lad, is it really worth getting charged for fraud or ruining your career? And you people call us niggers.
Cunny!!
>enjoy getting warranty on each fucking element in pc
no problem with fairly low numbers. I doubt OP is talking about dozens of units.
>buying computers without a service agreement
Enjoy creating more work for yourself when those machines break down and you can't simply just call someone to bring a new one and take the old one away.
What did he mean by this?
>not factoring in the labour required to put together the machines
>not getting a service agreement
idiots
I think im getting a bonus after completion but I wanna skim some extra anyway.
>service agreements
OP is clearly talking about
>implying this won't make me indispensable in management eye
you still pay a sizable premium after assembly and service. the business doing assembly and service wants to be profitable, too.
do you poo in designated streets?
It's still retarded
Downtime for a business is considerably more expensive than any of that shit.
This guys company will work that out eventually.
no im a pure blood aryan
Thanks OP. Never call me a nigger again, 100% proof that whites are the real criminals.
Are you a nigger?
This times 1000. Uptime is everything, even if it costs you 20%.
If it's a seriously small firm, you are planning to stay there a while, and you have a store with a good selection nearby though, you may be better off DIY. My firm only has three computers and if any of them go down due to hardware failure I can have them back up in two hours, rather than next day.
my plan is to have an extra machine as backup
I prefer the term Afro-American, because I have an Afro and all.
Have you ever taken an IQ test?
Did you know that negroids have average IQ of 70?
>Uptime is everything, even if it costs you 20%.
nope, it depends on how critical computers are for your work (if they're really critical you have spares anyway) and whether you have the capacity to fix them yourself.
I run a small business, the integrated systems which are critical for daily business are redundant and leased, but there are PCs and laptops used for doing generic office work which isn't a biggie if it gets done tomorrow or in a few days and those I build myself, install myself, repair myself (it's not like that happens regularly) and administer myself.
- that is I build them for myself and when I build me a new one the old one goes in the office.
What a garbage employee you are.
Why do you hate your employers so much OP?
No, I haven't. I don't particularly care what my IQ is. Either I'll discover it's shockingly low and be upset over it, or if it's higher than expected, it'll just make me arrogant. I'm more interested in actual intellectual accomplishments than an arbitrary number. I don't think I'm that smart, maybe just above average, which isn't saying much.
Well I am sure you are a good goy who will get rewarded soon.
If all you do is order computers, then yes, you are replaceable.
You are even afraid of the truth?
>arbitrary number
>Implying intellectual accomplishments are unrelated to IQ
Low IQ confirmed.
I also fix them when they break down. Try to keep up brainlet.
...
It's worked for me in the past. We ended up with an extra and so far we've gone through mobo and PSU
Depends on how big the business is. My business just has the two workers, so two computers plus server.
If any of the computers shit the bed we literally cannot get any work done. We're better off with me running out, getting parts and fixing it rather than waiting a day. It's saved my bacon multiple times in the past 7 years
Get one with Integrated gpu. Put everything as it should with gpu and everything. Once the verification is over, took the dgpu and use the integrated gpu.
Resign and get a new job.
>One white steals
"Whites are the real thieves"
>A disproportionate amount of blacks steal
"What do you mean blacks steal more than whites? Are you racist? Your stupid theory is disproven by this one white guy I met once who was a thief, so it's not true that blacks tend to steal more than whites".
>Resign and get a new job.
But why?
not op here.
it isn't stealing but "financial mismanagement"
>I also fix them when they break down. Try to keep up brainlet.
That also means if something does go wrong, it's all on you and you can't blame the vendor.
If it goes wrong, I can blame the shitty hardware.
But when I fix it, I can then take the credit for averting disaster.
also I get to write down "save the company 20%" everywhere.
I'm not afraid, I just don't see what difference it would make. It's not like I'd refuse to take an IQ test or anything, it's just that the opportunity has never arrived and I'm not motivated to go out of my way to take an IQ test. Unless you know of a reputable online one I can take.
Arbitrary in that being aware of it wouldn't change anything for me, personally. Obviously intelligence matters, but knowing an exact measure of your intelligence seems rather pointless. It's like height, it's sufficient to realize you're taller or shorter than others, you don't really need the exact measurements. If you're 6'4, you'll have a different life than if you were 5'5, regardless of if you knew the measurements or not.
>Arbitrary in that being aware of it wouldn't change anything for me, personally. Obviously intelligence matters, but knowing an exact measure of your intelligence seems rather pointless. It's like height, it's sufficient to realize you're taller or shorter than others, you don't really need the exact measurements. If you're 6'4, you'll have a different life than if you were 5'5, regardless of if you knew the measurements or not.
I agree. I thought you meant "arbitrary" as "random".
Everything is wrong about this post.
>"arbitrary" as "random".
lol brainlet
>work is free
are you working for free?
or are you paid so badly that it's worth less than 20%
It's more often used as that, than as "unimportant" like he meant.
arbitrary
/ˈɑːbJt(rə)ri/
Based on random choice or personal whim, rather than any reason or system.
"an arbitrary decision"
You do know that it's not mutually exclusive right?
true didn't think my wording through
>I also fix them when they break down
You have to buy more parts, which is more expensive in the long run and steals time from what you're supposed to do, which is being sysadmin.
Also, anyone can hire a 14 year old to come in and assemble a computer and install some software. Your solution is going to backfire massively. You'll assemble the computer, the boss is going to realise his 14 old nephew can do the same for free whenever needed, and you'll get fired.
>If it goes wrong, I can blame the shitty hardware.
You put them together, your boss will blame you.
>But when I fix it, I can then take the credit for averting disaster.
You will do more work for the same wage.
>also I get to write down "save the company 20%" everywhere.
Your motivation is CV bloat instead of earning more money? Wow, you really are a wagecuck, aren't you?
You are a nigger.
Stupidest shit I've read all day.
Saving with self-assembled only works with individuals.
Cute loli, can I have her?
OP just say it's for your needs lol
>You have to buy more parts,
still cheaper
>which is more expensive in the long run
it isn't
>from what you're supposed to do, which is being sysadmin.
im already idle most of the day
>Also, anyone can hire a 14 year old to come in and assemble a computer and install some software.
they can sure. but they are not going to.
>the boss is going to realise his 14 old nephew can do the same for free whenever needed, and you'll get fired.
k i hope the 14 yo nephew can standby during office hours and can do sysadmin and networking stuff
>You put them together, your boss will blame you.
haha brainlet
>You will do more work for the same wage.
i will get bonus + higher value in management + free i7 and 1080
>Your motivation is CV bloat instead of earning more money?
my motivation is multi-factorial you brainlet
>literal cable monkey
>didn't get a bonus already by supposedly saving the company 20%
>thinks buying new computers everytime one breaks and paying you money to assemble them rather than managing AD groups and firewall access is cheaper than a low-fee service agreement with Dell or whatever.
>thinks he is in high regards in management's eyes
kek
You maybe white, but youre still a fucking nigger for acting like one
build a "server" that runs "maintenance" on the rest of the machines
order "spare parts" to "upkeep" it
>being a NEET brainlet
yeah ok
but why would a server need 1080?
>what is my chance of not being caught?
0/10 will get caught.
>buying parts cheaper than pre-built.
Kek, no.
I'm not NEET, you dumb shit. And I'm also not stupid enough to believe that management will simply ignore an accounting discrepancy.
yeah management has full mindmeld with accounting duhh
It is. I mean, if there's a sysadmin on a payroll anyway, let him build and service those things.
>order 10 machines
>only 9 in office
>accounting asks management why
>boss ask you why
A friend does that sometimes. He got two capture cards he uses at work (one for free) and kept it. Then they have a lot of intel sticks to hook up on TVs and use some software so he got two for free, and then they bought some new models and swapped them.
Just be sure they are tech illiterates. Don't buy that fucking exagerated hardware if they don't need it, just the CPU maybe and swap it with yours, they won't notice. If you include just one 1080 for no reason they will notice.
I'm sure these guys will just use iGPU.
>brainlet who didn't read the thread
kek
>works a low end cable monkey job where he literally has to steal equipment because he can't afford it with his wage
>calls other people brainlets
Projecting -- the post
for "cryptosecurity processing" since "gpu's are better at encrypting/decrypting data"
>continuing to not read the thread and failing comprehension
brainlet indeed
i dunno man. this would put me in a tough spot if they got outside advice. "cryptosecurity processing" would give me no plausible deniability at all
Notbthat guy, and not sure what youre refering to. Is it:
>Im just gonna say i got a high end cpu and videocard for spare
Because that's fucking retarded.
Or maybe
>ima swap it with my own shit
Fucking retarded.
>for "cryptosecurity processing" since "gpu's are better at encrypting/decrypting data"
Fucking retaded. Non of that is true, even if they dont know that.
>inb4 hashcat
>lel wat is aes instruction set
I'm not the typical high wage Sup Forums user but I honestly can't comprehend the number of wageslave people here.
OP, I think you should do it. If your management is so dumb, you can probably get away with it. I would.
Society is going to collapse sooner than later, so get what you, while you can, and enjoy it while you can
This
no shit that's why i put it quotes you mong
all this is is assuming his coworkers don't know shit about computers
I know it's pretty sad.
So many people ITT with a loyal dog mentality.
Most of us don't hate our employers. I do work for my employer, and I'm compensated generously through my salary and benefits.
For fuck's sake, I shitpost on Sup Forums 70% of the time, and I get paid $75k a year for it + get my phone bills taken care of + get my 150 Mbit/s internet bill taken care of + 5 weeks paid vacation + a work laptop which I use as a personal laptop and will get to keep the day I quit
No you aren't. You should only work for people you respect and if you respect someone you shouldn't steal. If you're response is "yeah but I need money and a lot of us don't have the luxury of working for people we respect" then you haven't done enough to be coveted by respectable employers and you should feel honored to even have a job.
Just from the thought that this is even okay means you are absolutely not worthy of even living on this planet. Fucking subhuman trash.
good for you.
Still though, I can get a 1080 for free on top of everything else, and why shouldn't I?
>You should only work for people you respect
[citation needed]
>then you haven't done enough to be coveted by respectable employers and you should feel honored to even have a job.
what contrived logic.
>Fucking subhuman trash.
okay buddy
im sure being a good doggo works out well for you. im sure you will get your daily meal and maybe play fetch once a week.
>why shouldn't I steal
If you didn't learn this in kindergarten, you were obviously raised by a pack of degenerate niggers.
By all means, if you want to risk unemployment, loss of future recommendations and even potential legal repercussions for a consumer-level graphics card, then go for it.
>20 x i5 $240
>01 x i7 $340
>01 x 1080 $700
This all looks great, user!
>i must serve my overlord because that's what they told me to do when i was young
good doggo
>with a loyal dog mentality.
Its called not being a fucking piece of trash. I here this same argument from people that shit on E-honor. Just because you can get away with being a piece of shit doesn't make it okay. This is an argument that's existed for thousands of years with literal tens of thousands of literary works on the subject. Being moral isn't about having people look at you better or getting material gains. Its about peace and happiness. The type of people that are happy and serine in literally any situation are those that know they've lived a good life.
They don't have to make excuses like
>every person is a liar or animal deep down
>morality is just a tool for the strong to control the weak
>people only want to APPEAR to be just, they don't actually care about being just
But there are people that are moral just because they know its the right thing to do.
>They don't lie, because then they can speak freely, they haven't sold their reality to some other person in an effort to keep up some facade.
>They don't steal, because then everything they have is theirs.
>They'll break the law but only when its just and because its just there is no reason to hide in fear. Even if their punished taking the punishment is just icing on the cake because they know how laughable it is to be punished for something you know is right.
>that feel when you can't tell people to hippoty hoppity off of your property because everything you own is stolen and you don't actually have any property.
Who is this technololi and where can I buy one?
Did you not read my post, user? I clearly outlined the risk of going through with it and getting caught, and if you honestly think the reward (a consumer-level GPU) is worth the potential consequences, then by all means go through with it.
I don't give a fuck about the moral implications, why even bother? Half the shit in your house was probably made in a sweat shop, nearly everything you own involved exploiting someone at some point in its production. I'm just saying it's a stupid idea. The potential cons far outweigh the potential pros. Someone is liable to notice and then you're fucked. Steal from corporate overlords whenever you can, but don't shoot yourself in the foot.
>serine
brainlet
>those that know they've lived a good life.
in service of the overlord, right good goy?
> Even if their punished taking the punishment is just icing on the cake because they know how laughable it is to be punished for something you know is right.
wow
i guess you have terminal stage cuckitis
belarussia