Breaks into your room

>breaks into your room
>formats your computer's drives
>installs Parabola GNU/Linux-libre
>"Heh.,, nothin personnel... kid..."

What do you do?

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>install gentoo of course

After he leaves I embrace the botnet again.

know enough of RMS lore to remember he can't install linux himself

restore my backups and move on with my life.

Get that systemd cuckboi shit off my laptop or I'm posting your photo on Facebook and Instagram

>installs Parabola GNU/Linux-libre

youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM

My filesystem is licensed under the CDDL.
What will he do to it?

LMAO!

Do a bare metal restore of last night's incremental backup from my NAS.

Write a sternly worded email to RMS for making me download 100s of GBs of games and shit again since I only take a full image backup of the drive with my operating system partition.

guhNOO slash linUCKS

Call the cops on him for breaking into my house.

He'd never get that far. He'd be too distracted by the pile of toenails and foot skin I keep on the corner of my battle station.

>Laugh because X.org will be broken after install.
>Wipe drive, re-install Fedora.

Reinstall Debian.
>FSF has a bitch fit because default Debian repos contain non-free software
>decides that because of it Debian is non-free
>has basically send the message that all GNU/Linux users are too dumb to decide whether or not to install certain packages
Fuck the FSF. The only useful software they'll endorse is Libreboot, but even that will always be inferior to Coreboot because is makes you use GRUB as the only payload and support is half assed on some models. They're hypocrites because they'll tell you that it's great to use Trisquel on a laptop with a non-free BIOS but oh no, can't use a phone running AOSP or Lineage OS even with an open source Qualcomm Aboot! Fuck the FSF. I hate those pretentious, out of touch cunts.

I wonder how he did it when my bios is password protected.

B-but that's what I already use!

Ask him why he just reinstalled the OS I allready run.

>Implying Stallman knows how to install Linux

The most offensive thing about this useless shitpost is that you misspelled "personal"

lurk more

here you go newfriend

be really mad because I have a couple of TBs of animu porn and no backup.

Tell him I loved Tim and Eric

Go out with Richard for some free beers and write gnu on the tab

Stallman is love, Stallman is life youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0

write add-ons using the webextensions API to replace non-free Javascript on common websites

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/collections/NateN1222/librejs-compatibility-add-ons/edit/#addons-edit

implying he gives a fuck

he isn't an unsaveable autist like torvalds

Stallman was the best in the OS game for a while, then he got bored with it and moved on to bigger and better shit

Torvalds isn't an autist, he just knows his shit and is prideful.

As for Stallman, the FSF has moved onto even worse shit.

The FSF and GNU are immensely important

He smells of the posterior of a donkey

Sincerely say, "Thank you!"

>"beginners shouldn't install Operating Systems"
>64 year old "programmer"
>"I never installed GNU/Linux"
How? There's an installer that does it all for you, you only need to boot a CD. I installed my first Operating System when I was 7 years old because all the PCs came with install disks instead of pre-imaged drives. Had to do it a ton of times because Windows was a buggy piece of viruses.

You forgot to rice your i3 colors.

What can you do with libre hardware and software like Parabola?

Challenge him to a dance off.

Finally embrace freedom.

Thank him for getting the drivers to work. There's no libre drivers on my computer

Implying he wouldnt just eat it

sudo rm -rf /

>implying he can get physical access
good luck, I'm behind 7 locked doors.

Smash his head with non-free baseball bat

>installs Parabola GNU/Linux-libre
>on a Chromebook with MediaTek MT8173C

SAVED

I format the main hard drive his brain runs on.

More like
>"Heh.,, nothin proprietary... kid..."

lmao are you serious? what a non tech cuck fag. probably hasnt written code since the 80s.

Tell that fucker that Apache is a better license.

>believing some random faggot on Sup Forums

Yeah I'm sure his libreboot yeelong just set itself up

He is just a lazy slob

That's not RMS, that's Alan Cox.

looks like stallman in a cuck hat to me

Nope. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Cox

>not having a team of personal assistants to install gnu/linux and pick out the finest foot cheeses for you

how is pleb life treating you

RMS admitted to having never installed a distro himself you retard. Don't blame others for your ignorance, you ignoramus.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM

(4 min in)
> The FSF is full of crazy bigoted people

youtube.com/watch?v=PaKIZ7gJlRU

what the FUCK does shit stain Linus mean by this?

>breaks into your room
>formats your computer's drives
>install Windows XP
>"Heh.,, nothin personnel... kid..."
pic related

Torvalds couldn't install Debian and claimed it was too hard, "knows his shit" fucking kek

>wrote one of the most important compilers in history
>wrote emacs
>while not exactly the best, GNU coreutils still power most of the world

user, I really don't want to rob you of your feeling of accomplishment, but I'm pretty sure he could insert a CD into a computer and click "next" a couple of times, too. Don't let this discourage you, though! If you learn how to program even you could write software that will get used by billions of people!

...

Thing is, AOSP and/or LineageOS isn't fully libre. They require and depend on non-libre libraries, just like AMD's "open source" drivers; so it makes no sense to endorse them.
Coreutils are good. The only morons who say otherwise are BSD-tards who, somehow, believe that 2 KB of extra features is 'bloat.'
In the real world there is no performance difference, and the GNU coreutils allow you to do more shit without having to pipe outputs in bash; thus saving time.

Where is the barbie comic edit where Stallman breaks in and installs linux narrated like the night before christmas. Then the wifi light blinks out of skippers laptop and barbie says its ok well get you a mac.

Install my very own kernel in his soft, plush, hairy ass

ask him why he overwrote my Trisquel GNU/Linux install which was already FSF approved
then put back the backup i keep on a seperate drive

stallman.org/stallman-computing.html

My favorite programming languages are Lisp and C. However, since around 1992 I have worked mainly on free software activism, which means I am too busy to do much programming. Around 2008 I stopped doing programming projects. As a result, I have not had time or occasion to learn newer languages such as Perl, Python, PHP or Ruby.

Install the blobby linux kernel and the nonfree nvidia driver because I need OpenCL support.

wikileaks.org/vault7/#OutlawCountry

ITS OVER LINUX IS HACKED BY THE C I A

It's not over because it leaked. Now we know what to deal with.

as he told in an interview, he had never installed a linux based operating system himself, so i figure he'd fail gloryously at the formatting step. I guess i'd laugh at him

Oh my god. Is that Winkucks©® XD on the back PC??
>wtf are you doing Stallman!
>Maydays Maydays

I turn into a parrot and fuck him

Stallman supports slavery.

same fag

This.
RMS is a loud-mouthed shnook who knows less about operating systems than the average 4-channer!

>What do you do?
Hack his waifu.

holy fuck, is he autistic?

But stallman doesn't know how to install gnu/Linux

youtu.be/umQL37AC_YM

I guess I'll reinstall neon.

>What do you do?
Swat the disgusting Pepsi from his mits, and hand him a proper Coke while I tux cart into the sunset.

> "A virtual entity without empathy is a psychopath. Virtual psychopaths are effectively corporations, and corporations did terrible damage in the physical world even with human owners. Virtual corporations without human owners could wipe out humanity. Read Accelerando if you want to see what could happen. So it's forbidden to start a psychopath, and the Corp Corps was set up to find them and eliminate them."

WTF is this nigger serious

Why the fuck would he? He uses the GNU/Hurd.