Just got out of jail, how many new technologies did I miss in last 10 years?

Just got out of jail, how many new technologies did I miss in last 10 years?

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They didn't stipulate "no internet" on your parole, Chester?

You missed fucking everything
even normies use the internet now

Why? I'm not a pedophile or anything. I mostly writing software

Go back, everything is shit now.

Ten years ago normies were already using the internet en masse. Facebook was already very popular in 2007.

why everything is shit now? Can you be more specific? I feel like a fucking grandpa

>why everything is shit now?

The retarded masses have flooded the internet, due to Facebook and iPhones. Now half the internet is clickbate for normies. The other half of the internet is normies reposting the clickbate because they think it's real.

>10 years
what did you do rape someone?

Possession of Marijuana in excess of 1 oz.

You missed so much. First I'd take a look at how cheap you can get fuckhueg flash drives now.

Everything went to shit while you were gone.

We know you were making meth, faulkner. Smellin' like xylene...

well for one thing Usagi still doesn't know how to use a computer

go to google.com and type smartphone

"professional youtuber" is considered a real career now.

Aside from smartphones, nothing really. Internet culture is a big and influential thing, but that's probably the only real difference.

you can put a screen on your face
its really nice

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It's a serious content creation job you know.

>2007 was ten years ago
Jesus. Why does it still feel like 2010?

A reality TV star is president now and social media is what enabled him.

None. Your old laptop is fine because everybody's using their phone as one.

Smartphone, porn,instagram,porn, porn, cool video games.

Programmer to one smartphone call iPhone and learning something call machine learning.

Avoid internet war are massive wasted of time.

go back
it all went downhill after the iphone

Actually things were fine after the iPhone and before the G1. Android phones enabled poor people to access the internet and that's when everything went downhill.

Is it? I've never given them money.

To be honest it's pretty fine now, the anons are just salty because they browse _this_ part of the Internet. I've got a Facebook account so I can get help from students from my uni and a Twitter account on which I have fun with Alan Cox and friends of mine.

The world wide web is confirmed to be shit, who knew?

In 2007 Apple announced the iPhone, which is roughly a portable web device (with an approved apps store, which are cut-down programs that access the web through an immutable and restrictive firewall) so people have almost constantly the technical ability to give their opinion to people who never asked for this.

Google quickly announced Android, which was yet an uglier iOS clone that could be installed by any manufacturer on their phones, fixing some limitations of the iPhone: no replaceable battery, no extra storage, etc. Google made the Google Chrome browser, which is a proprietary web client eating market shares from Firefox. They made Alphabet (abc.xyz), to whose belong Google, Android, X (Google[x]: a Google laboratory with smart denses for diabetic people, atmospheric Internet balloons, and such), scary robotics, and more. Being an engineer at Google is now the hot shit.

Facebook is a social network on which almost everyone has a handle that sells your data. There is the GAFAM acronym (Google, Apple, Facebook, Amazon, Microsoft) and a GAFAM strategy has been developed, which emblematically consists in doing shitty XMPP implementations to be bought $19 billions USD by Facebook.

The web is becoming less a bunch of security holes and at least more and more beautiful, for what we care.

anime is uncool and gay now

everything new is botnet and backdoored

I always use toulene

Just give the phone back, Jamal