ITT: Normie and/or elder things

>monitor on 100% brightness, 100% contrast
>widescreen monitor set to 1024x768
>saying something is wrong with their PC and their son has to put "the android" freshly on it again
>selling a decade old offbrand computer without any specs as "computer - $500"

type in address.com in google search

Uses tripcodes

>hey user fix my PC, it's slow

I removed a bunch of toolbars and cleaned up a few things, reinstalled some programs and he was happy. He thanked me and everytime we meet he tells me that I did a good job. However he doesn't know that I watched kiddie pr0n and downloaded it to a hidden folder in his pc. I hid it extremely well. I feel weird thinking about it but he's a good friend.

>ms word crashes
>agh this internet sucks

>have to clear grandpa pc after the funeral
>check out internet history and windows catches
>turn out we had very similar taste
If not my laziness I would do it before funeral and cry there because man of supreme taste left this world.

>people trying to sell thinkpads from 15+ years ago in horrible condition as """""VINTAGE""""" for unholy amounts of money

welcome to Sup Forums

TOPKEK

>clicking on "search" in google
>dragging the scrollbar with the mouse
>not using keyboard shortcuts in general
>typing with two fingers
>looking back and forth between screen and keyboard after every keystroke

These are only minor gripes though. When my mom asks me for help I just use the time it takes her to go to a website for shitposting on Sup Forums. She's also pretty cool about listening to me explaining what I'm doing even when it's shit that she doesn't have practical interest in. Like the other day, I set up my dad's 15 year old spare computer as a file server and even though she'll never do that herself she let me explain what I did and how it worked, and even asked me to clarify certain things so she could understand it.

>buying books explaining your operating system
>buying magazines for the CD with gratis software
>in 2017
What the fuck, dad?

>dragging the scrollbar with the mouse
I do this. It's my only sin besides having a 74 WPM.

anime girls with dicks?

>"left click or right click?"
>"single click or double click?"
>double clicks too slow on icon
>double clicks on links

>double clicking EVERYTHING EVERY TIME

>avoiding Sup Forums at all costs because it's a dark and forbidden site!

>closes and re-opens the browser every time they want to go to google
>they don't understand the concept of tabs
>or the concept of the homepage button
>or that the URL bar can be used for google searching

Wow user, you BUILT your computer?! Whoa, are you like a super genius or something?

>sends you cheesy online "greeting cards" with disgusting clipart level artwork and annoying sounds for every thinkable occasion

be glad that at least someone thinks of you

>inb4 it's automatically created spam

>types using the onscreen keyboard on a device that still has a physical keyboard

I use 100% brightness and you can't stop me!

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That's okay brah! Use it to compensate since you're not the brightest