Be me

> Be me
> Med student
> Taking notes in class with my T440s on Windows
> All my classmate own a Macbook or an iPad for taking notes
> Professor do a question to the class about previous lesson
> I try to answer, but I go wrong
> Professor says "user, you probably go wrong because you are using such an old computer for taking notes, probably is not fast as the other macbooks in the class"
> everyone laughs
> enormous applefag on the back of the class says "ENYOY YOUR DINOSAUR COMPUTER, user EHEHEHE"


Why med students and doctors are technology alienated about Apple computers?

Because Pajeet poo poo go wrong

Your comedy sucks. Trash it and rewrite

>smart yet non-technical
>earn a lot of money
>industry that revolves around status and appearances, a doctor or medical professional has a certain stereotype of affluence

gee i wonder why, its the same as law

Stupid cunt

What's go wrong with your life.

Yes, that's it. I hate stereotype of medicine professionist. They are all fucking cunt

The only thing I did wrong was thinking you have aspirations

>things that didnt happen

What you have against lawyers?

> Med student

lmao fucking brainlet

>then an eagle named "think different" flew into the building and she'd a single tear in which the spirt of Steve Jobs smiled.

nothing? What about that post implies I have something against lawyers?

Kike lawyers fucked up numerous professional fields, medicine being a prime example.

Yeah I'm sure that happened user

did everyone stand up and clap afterwards too

Hospital help desk here. Please work at my hospital. Half of the doctors here insist on using macbook pros. None of the hospital software works so they all have to connect to virtual desktops. They could have an X1 Carbon and just boot the thing up and get to dictating right away instead of having to call us every week because their Mic isn't passing through to their VM again. What the fuck is the point?

>T440P
>16GB ram
>i7 4910MQ
>2x1TB SSD + 128GB M.2 SSD
>1920x1080p screen
>Tx50 trackpad
>Camping on the weekend with a friend and his family
>Out in the sticks
>He has some footage from his GoPro he wants to unload and edit
>Tell him I've got a laptop (my t440p) he can use since it has sony vegas, adobe premiere and adobe after affects on it
>his friend "hey user ive got a mac (2015 macbook) these things are made for this stuff"
>its really slow
>keeps lagging up on him
>"it must be the GoPro im telling ya"
>"i bet its corrupt just reset it"
>they reset and format the GoPro multiple times
>new footage still laggy on the macbook 2015 model
>tell him to try it on mine
>"nah its fine user yours is probably a bit old for something new like this the mac wont even work properly with it"
>say its because the mac is a dual core
>"no its not the mac is an i7 server processor it has in it what IBM uses in their super computers"
>just plug in into my t440p and load the footage onto it
>open it up in sony vegas
>works all 100% fine
>pass it to friend
>the other guy "oh thats why youre using sony vegas its a lot more lightweight and free so you dont get all the professional tools"

professor is some autistic indian jew methinks
>haha nows my chance to humiliate white boi finally thank you hishnew
>your computer is old you poorfag!
>everyone erupts in laughter
>finally i have earned the respect of the white man

This totally happened, guys.

A n g e r y

doctors are either total faggots or extremely autistic. the autistic ones are usually pretty nice but just a bit odd


t. IT support at mega hospital

How shitty is hospital IT?

literally shit that never happened.

>Letting tech illetrate people touch you thinkpad just so you could get normie approval
why user

>>Tell him I've got a laptop (my t440p) he can use since it has sony vegas, adobe premiere and adobe after affects on it

Now why the fuck do this? you know how this shit goes down, it aint no different than volunteering to fix someone's computer. And then you keep fucking insisting.

>school doesn't provide lecture streams for its students
>classmates all sound like gunner normalfags
>probably don't have pass/fail grading for pre-clinical years

You must be an "osteopathic" med student, enjoy matching into primary care lol

>Med student
>Taking notes in class with my T440s on Windows
>All my classmate own a Macbook or an iPad for taking notes

Where do you live?
I'm a med student too. Currently doing my second (physician's degree).
My first was in emergency medicine (3 years). I work as a paramedic now.

I've yet to see a student with a computer on a lecture. We all use pen and paper.

>> Professor do a question to the class
>but I go wrong
>you probably go wrong
>, probably is not fast as the other macbooks in the class

>be med student
>bring my X1 carbon to first lecture
>everyone else is using pen and paper for their notes
>put my laptop back in my bag and use paper as well
It's hip to be square.