The NEETPAD

-T420 chassis
-4k screen
-Ryzen 7 / Core i9 CPU
-AMD Vega / 1080 ti GPU
-Default OS: you can choose between Windows XP Gold / Clover OS / Temple OS / Moebuntu
-10TB Dual SSDs
-128 GB of RAM
-Default browser: ungoogled chromium
-Default video player: mpv
-Default music player: mpd
-keyboard's "windows" key automatically takes a screenshot, opens browser and creates a memetop thread in Sup Forums
-available colors: thinkpad black and owo pink
-available only used

what else?

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SCART port

>-T420 chassis
id prefer e4300 with blue magnesium cover desu, looks sick, but sure why not
>-4k screen
a bit too much maybe, 1440p should be fine too, save on battery
>-Ryzen 7 / Core i9 CPU
just fuck my battery up, no thanks, what it needs is a decent amd apu with no more thna 4 cores
>-AMD Vega / 1080 ti GPU
see above, apu is enough gpu power without destroying battery life
>-Default OS: you can choose between Windows XP Gold / Clover OS / Temple OS / Moebuntu
doesnt matter ill install debian anyway
>-10TB Dual SSDs
for what purpose? two 256gb nvme ssd is enough
>-128 GB of RAM
for what purpose? 8gb ram is enough, make it fast
>-Default browser: ungoogled chromium
doesnt matter ill install firefox anyway
>-Default video player: mpv
doesnt amtter
>-Default music player: mpd
doesnt matter
>-keyboard's "windows" key automatically takes a screenshot, opens browser and creates a memetop thread in Sup Forums
implying my windows key isnt already bound to this :^)
>-available colors: thinkpad black and owo pink
blue and red is basic human right, silver should be included too and maybe orange
>-available only used
no ty i like my device without cum stains on them

what else?

Serial port for remote kernel debugging obviously

>Moebuntu
It's literally just ubuntu with a new theme, no need to treat it like a fork.

Would rather the default browser was google ultron.

This

/thard

>Ryzen 7/Core i9 in a laptop
>No Gentoo or Arch
>Ungoogled chromium
>No libreboot
I'm not impressed.

Thin
Runs 10+ hour from battery
Low-power underclocked I7
16 gigs of ram
13" fullhd IPS screen
Passive cooling
Libreboot support

>I7
>Libreboot support
Choose one

>Thin
>Only 16 Gigs of RAM
No thanks

5:4 or 1:1 aspect ratio and a mechanical keyboard.

>tfw I fell for the 128 GB of RAM meme

Don't worry, you're future-proofed for the next 50 years!

-Ryzen 777
-GTX 9080
-128PB dual SSDs
-16TB of RAM
-mini nuclear reactor instead of battery
Here, I improved it!

>-Default browser: ungoogled chromium

no such thing.

It would be default windows browser, Edge, and/or whatever linux folks like.

>owo pink
do want

HOT

desu just give me a T420 with~

>Ryzen + Vega
>1440p display
>9-cell extended battery
>32GB RAM
>2x 1TB SSDs (850s maybe)
>Fedora KDE

Either that or an X62.

>>>Sup Forums
8gb is more than enough
My footprint Is almost always under 2gb

>x1 carbon chassis
>zen apu 4 cores 8 threads 1024sp 4GB hbm on 7nm fab rated 15W tdp
>16GB RAM
>1TB ssd

Fucking awful color choice.
OwO pink should be a pale pastel pink

Europoors get out

VHS drive

>should be a pale pastel pink
OwO i see you are a man of taste

>SCART port
that made me spit out my water

>that shitty keyboard layout

>the user who has a jet stream over his head at all times due to the sheer quantity of jokes that go over it

>-T420 chassis
T60
>-4k screen
1600x1200 is ok
>-Ryzen 7 / Core i9 CPU
make it FX/C2D/POWER/ARM/MIPS/RISCV
>-AMD Vega / 1080 ti GPU
newest intel
>-Default OS: you can choose between Windows XP Gold / Clover OS / Temple OS / Moebuntu
gentoo iso usb
>-10TB Dual SSDs
>-128 GB of RAM
>-Default browser: ungoogled chromium
>-Default video player: mpv
>-Default music player: mpd
>-keyboard's "windows" key automatically takes a screenshot, opens browser and creates a memetop thread in Sup Forums
>-available colors: thinkpad black and owo pink
>-available only used
perfect

>no 3:2 aspect ratio
>more than 8 GB ram
dropped

SHART PORT? LMAO

unironically this for gaymen on a nice rgb crt

>Ryzen 7
>not Threadripper

its called vga you nigger

you're fucking stupid why would you want 8 gb when you can get 16 gb, 16gb is the new 4 gb

>tfw fell for the 16 GiB RAM meme

>he cant afford 32gb of ram

6gb ram

What's wrong with 8+4?

MUH DUAL CHANNEL

x220 chassis, the thicc speakers on either side of T420 keyboard are not autism-safe desu and i mean who actually listens to anything on laptop speakers

how bout the x200s?

why do people keep talking about ungoogled chromium it isn't even supported there are CVEs building up
use iridium what the fuck

>iridium
>"Chromium (which Iridium is based on) is a very secure browser, yes. But it does call home to Google. And we did even more to enhance security to the maximum extent possible."
house negro fuck off

Honestly 8gb is good enough if your just browsing the web, but for some high intensive hacking like me( I am hacker btw) you need a maximum of 16gb, 32gb and more is just a meme and fuels the jews to collect more baby boi pucci foreskin for there collection

>includes find a job software

how do i hack facebook? thanks.

what about triple channel 4 + 4 + 4

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thoughts on the kde slimbook?
kde.slimbook.es/hardware

i might be able to actually get one really cheap through a friend whose company has bought a few to many and theyre just selling them off for cheap in a few weeks at an office surplus shop since the money for those notebooks was government subsedized.

first find me a modern laptop with room for fucking 3 DIMMs

chromium does
iridium doesn't
read some more dumby
it's basically ungoogled chromium the maintained version

>iPhone
Post the real version, fag.

just buy it and tell us how it is
the world isnt going to stop turning because you didnt buy lenove or apple

>change the text in the speechbubble
>forget to change the massive header text

What a dumb fuck you are. How impossibly stupid can on person be?

You motherfuckers with your thinkpads. Pic related is what you should be memeing about. What a nice computer.

what is that
a niggerpad?

kys my dude

It's a /vr/ meme, and you are totally right, vga beats scart in every way

The new iPhone IS the ThinkPhone.

I think there was an even more edited verson that has a TrackPoint StylePointer too.

nip-pad (aka panasonic Let's Note)

Gookpad

>I want to be a Japanese schoolgirl with nerdy tech tehehehehe!

Neck yourself.

Looks very nice but it lacks a pointerstick.

The hinges could be better too. Otherwise it appears to be the perfect laptop.

>no SD card slot

>man

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