Use iPhone

>Use iPhone
>Talk in person with bass guitarist about whether I should get into bass guitar
>Bass guitar lesson ads later that afternoon on Youtube after no searching for it

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Install Gentoo

Install Solus

Dude its the same Android...
Im a Android user

link me the rom

can iTunes sync with it?

Now rms doesn't sound too crazy, huh

>talking to senpai about martial arts at the dinner table
>martial arts ads in the post
What in fuck

>implying a newspaper possesses equivalent means to alter itself to a smartphone

English machine broke lol

>talking about cp on the phone
>????

>Android user
>Call my friend a faggot
>Find a craigslist post the next day under men seeking men whoring him out, 45% payment to me 5% to google

>listening to radio
>power goes out
>use phone as flashlight
>goes back on
>put down phone
>radio is now on a different station instead of my present
>have to take a shit
>come back in room and realize the station is 100% spanish
>im a fucking white male
>next day browsing
>adverts are all in spanish
>first time ever

REEEEEEEEEE

>using Debian on a ThinkPad T400 with Libreboot installed
>no non-free shitware installed
>no ads because ad blocker
>iPod 5th gen 30GB with Rockbox for music
>iPod doesn't even have networking hardware
>talk freely around my electronics
>take comfort in knowing that they aren't spying on me
Haha faggot, get good.

Why were you on m4m Craigslist in the first place?

Facebook app is installed?

Its da botnet user

>go to gas station
>pull up next to root rooter plumbing van
>leave phone in car while I go inside
>hour later
>roto rooter ad on my phone
>mfw howinthefuck.bmp

Are you suprised? Did you think the botnet thing was a meme?

Kek, put your tinfoil hat on

>he thinks his calls are listened to in real time

>ads of any type
Who clicks on this shit? Where are they? Who are they? There must be a lot of them to make this whole machine worthwhile. And if there's so many, how have I not encountered them? Even my normiest of friends are smart enough to just google "bass lessons" if they wanted bass lessons.

there's very very few, but it's enough to make it worthwhile

It wasn't even a call, he said it was an in person conversation. I wouldn't be suprised if the miicrophone is turned on at all times and all sound is stored directly to the corporate/NSA database.

>with friends at park
>we talk about a girl we knew back in high school
>suddenly her pictures/status updates/shared links are always at the top of my news feed a D.C.

>Talking to friends about old coworker I wanted to fuck
>suddenly she's always the first name to show up on the "online" message list

>>iPod 5th gen 30GB with Rockbox for music
>not modding msata into it before the chinks stop production of the adapter
You are really shooting yourself in the foot if you don't do that.

>Joking about getting Domino's Pizza™ with brother
>Quit most junk food totally
>We only get pizza from local pizza places and never corporate ones because those are disgusting
>ThinkPad with Windows 10 Spyware Edition™ is on but in sleep mode
>Wake it up and look up something entirely unrelated after making joke
>See ad for Domino's Cheese Pizza™
>Laptop is spewing out heat like its under a heavy load
>Open task manager
>Cortana CPU utilization at high percentage
>CPU time over 1 minute
>She listens.....
And now I mostly use Linux

Scary what these companies are now doing, total infringement of human rights.

>be foreveralone
>Facebook gives me suggested videos for sex dolls
Really hits you in the feels

>Explain to older Co-workers that facebook listens to you
>"No user that bullshit"
>They all kind go round in the same social circles as each other
>The always show cross fit/fitness/recipe videos on facebook "Hey I just saw that" "Hey you mean that mudrun, yeah me too" etc.
>Ask them to put their phone next to eachother, facebook open, I'm gonna proof it.
>Go about talking about a grandmother doing fitness and being really good at it. Mention grandma and fitness every sentence for a short speech
>Fuckingweirdo.jpg
>Next break (the lunch break)
>"He he you seen that video" "ehm? yeah, the one with the old lady?"
>They all have multiple grandma fitess videos in their timeline

That's how I knew I wasn't a freak for quitting facebook a year before this happened.

>talk to my friend about how I hate being a poorfag
>get Tai Lopez ads on YouTube for a whole week now and nothing else

I played myself

>cuckPhone
lmao

>Read a Sup Forums post about using vodka as deodorant because no aluminum
>Start doing it without looking any further into it because why not
>mention it to a friend once in person
>suddenly start getting ads for aluminum free deodorant

this is fucking scary

i dont even have ads when i use youtube and im on a smartphone

What about the location history on google if you use google maps on your phone. Imagine how many low level drug dealers have been fucked by this.

>go to the gym
>accidentally have gay sex at the showers
>get dildo ads
>do gay sex again but say no homo
>ads go away
get on my level rookies

Looking for traps to give me programming tips, duh

that's gay as fuck

I said no homo

it ain't about the clicks its about the brand awareness.

Unless you're referring to those ads like 'hot singles in your area'. Those are about clicks, but they pander to stupid people.


On my phone, pretty much every youtube ad is for 'Trading 212'. (A stock trading app).

I must have seen this same ad in excess on 300 times by now.

I've never been into stock trading, so I don't know why they target me, but if i did get into stock trading, and I wasn't the type of person to ignore advertised products just to spite them, you can bet I would try their app first.

He says while using Google captcha to post

This sounds absolutely fucking terrifying.
I hope to god it's not real.

Understandable, have a nice day.

>phone on desk, talking to my friend on discord
>I say something about buying a new SSD since the now that I have is too small
>before going to bed find ssd ads on my phone
>I never ever searched for ssds on google
Do they have like bots that try to figure out what you are saying in order to give you ads?

Wow you mean two people who like fitness videos on facebook both got a popular fitness video posted to their feed? Wow, you are a 1337 hacker, bro.

That's why you should start every conversation with "praise allah brother" and end with "the day will come soon".

... iTunes can't even fucking sync with products designed specifically to integrate with itself. You could be doing nothing but plugging your iPhone into your PC to charge, and iTunes would still find some way to fuck that up. You'd come back and your laptop will be stuck in a boot loop, your iPhone will be stuck in DFU mode slowly draining the battery below safe levels, and your cat is on fire. (Which is weird because you don't remember owning a cat.)

It is the only software I know of that thinks erasing two libraries is the definition of syncing them. (Admittedly that is at least technically correct...)

>2017
>They still don't know all paper has nanochips in it

youtu.be/b1BCzZBMMd0
This one I remember because of the title fitting my speech.
But they had a bunch of news videos/parts of documentaries about grandma's being fit.
6 in total, 2 fatties they talk about "eating right".
Popular; doubt full most weren't even in my language.
It was from different fit-related pages. And facebook does holdback/shows posts from liked pages depending on what they deem good for you to see.
>Wow, you are a 1337 hacker, bro.
I never made the claim I was your dad.

Most smartphones come with an equivalent to Siri which can decode speech into text.

A good goy believes that Siri only converts their conversations into text when they hold down the home button, but I'm willing to wager that Siri can understand and make into text every single phrase it hears and sent that as a small plaintext telemetry packet.

Amazon Alexa is the exact same shit.

Nah, that sounds brilliant. Sick of getting some fucking cancerous phone game and.

"Hello, today I'm going to show you what happens when you attack the wrong line"

I've only ever seen one targetted ad in my entire life and that was fairly recently.
You guys need to git gud.

Just play NiggasBop on your phone for ages before you go to bed.

Or maybe some random fucking language news related to some fuck off topic.

I've been doing this and now my ads are so out of wack it's like an indirect adblock

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/aeknya/the-nightmarish-online-world-of-gang-stalking

itt

Here's some proof just now from DuckDuckGo.

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>>Use iPhone
Found your problem.

this is the future

Work with a certain webhosting company at work on a work computer so no personal ties
Same webhosting company shows up on my Facebook later

That's just the model. I have a 64GB SD card in it.

>doesn't know about legacy options
Newfag.

>Aluminium free deodorant

Wait, I didn't even knew deodorant had aluminium in the first place.

What the fuck?

Aluminum is the antiperspirant. Woks so much better than aluminum-free ones, I don't give a fuck.

USE A FREE AS IN FREEDOM OS

>cuckPhone
Found your problem.

Hmm... couldn't you just look at your up/down data transfer?

>implying iOS would have its own telemetry visible in the task manager

at least windows is honest in this respect

they said Apple was intuitive...

they had no idea how right they were...

>crying about getting served ads relevant to your interests
Would you prefer tampon and vagina creme ads instead?

yes

And now I'm sure Google knows to do just that.

>Goes to Jiffy Lube last week to get my oil change
>waits in the lobby for about half an hour
>uses some free wifi while sitting
>Paid with credit card
>turned on my engine and local radio was back on
>it played an ad for Valvoline, oil change "under 15 minutes and feels like a drive thru service"
>shrugged it off
>now I'm disturbed thanks to thread

Sometimes a coincidence is just a coincidence.

>What is location tracking

>vice
You might as well link gazeta-pravda.ru

>builds a computer with no microphone, webcam, or wireless network interface
>use AMD processors because Intel uses RFID chips

They are you moron. You ever think Siri and google's voice recognition could be used to parse phone calls?
It's not just that, everything you say around a smartphone is parsed- the voice sample is biometrically keyed to you personally and this is used to serve ads to you, or punish you for wrongthink.

It could have been both discord and your phone that was parsing your speech and turning it into ads for you.

ITT Selection bias

AIs will make this reality in the near future though

>call my friend a faggot over tin can telephone
>Google Chrome opens on this thread

>unironically say "kek"
>chrome tab opens on e621 "shota mlp -female -dickgirl"

...

No, it's already real. Although there is some selection bias at work.
You see, the advertisers here rely on people thinking it's just a coincidence. It's kinda weird.
The system exists to do this, and they're doing it.

How is any of that an infringement of Life, Liberty, or Property?

NAA AMD HAS IT TOO BRO

>what is the Ninth Amendment

You can see gangstalkers accounts on YouTube if you look

>2017
>talking to people

Got any speaker services on? Did you leave your phone without encryption (unlocked after a fresh restart) when it isn't in use? iCloud backups? Amazon app, or something similar?

Really, it's just good habit for the phone to be freshly restarted, not unlocked, whenever you aren't actively using it, and to keep apps to the bare minimum. Also, turn off all speaker enhancements, like Voice Control or Siri.

Your location is always sent back to home base.
This is how google maps knows which roads are experiencing heavy traffic, lots of phone not moving.

Link some, I'm interested.

Cell phone carriers have your location, too. It's just part and parcel of owning a cellphone, and not even the most secure modern phones (like blackphone and UnaOS) suffer this flaw.

fuck off kevin

t. google shiils

>be me, monday
>look at a mobile phone service provider's website
>20 seconds later get an email from my ISP advertising their "LIMITED TIME SPECIAL 4G DATA DEAL"