He's into tech

>he's into tech
>but he can't grow a beard

beards are for nu-males

>he can't grow a beard so he calls anyone with one a nu-male

>Tried growing a beard
>Half of it is blonde so it looks like shit

>tfw can only grow an extremely shitty beard
>too lazy to shave with razors, trimmers don't cut the hairs close enough to be invisible
Fuck. Should I get an electric razor? I can hardly call these pubes on my face a beard. Thin, patchy and the hairs are far and few between. Takes a week to grow what others do in a day or two.
>inb4 underage
I'm in my fucking 20s.

> just masterrace things.jpg

>into tech
>no pungent body odor

Nothing beats a straight razor shave, friend.

take some test supplements and shave with a normal blade, also start working out

if that still wont grow you a beard then you might just have to accept your shit genetics m8

I know that straight and double edge razors are the best but I can't wet shave now. Like I said I'm lazy and there are other problems too.
My beard genetics are shit, I already accepted that.
Are electric shavers really that bad?

renew your blades that shit wears out quickly, I'm the same as you, patchwork pubes instead of beard

I thought because I never had much of a beard to begin with I can just keep them for a month but no that shit gets blunt pretty quickly

also whenever you get a haircut ask them to do a proper shave. My hairdresser does it with that oldschool knife thing and it's better than I can ever do it with my gilette

electric shavers are fine, but it seems like normal blades help your beard grow more, idk if its true though. Probably not.

But I'm a femanon :(

>tfw beard make me look like a hobo and i'm too lazy to trim it
>tfw bitches look at me weird when i go for a jog cause i look like a hobo dressed up in top sports brands

dont let (((them))) brainwash you into thinking women dont like beards

only crazy cat lady feminists dont like beards

My mother is a conservative Catholic and she fucking hates beards.

>tfw wonder if this means she would have hated Jesus

Def going to mess with her about this next time she complains about beards.

Disregard that I suck pussy.

(((beards)))
Just stop.
It doesn't look good, fucking caveman. Bears are quintessential untermensch.

THIIIISS REEEE

>hair is platinum blonde
>beard is too
>except for my chin where theres two big stripes of light brown

she's a closet lesbian

imagine being this much of a fuccboi

Slap her.

youre either a tranny or a nu male.

>a natural biological occurrence in most males is wrong and disgusting!

go fuck yourself

>This level of delusion

pic related
>you

>no mustache
>no proper goatee
What a fucking faggot. Just let the hair grow, don't shave/trim anything.

>Implying he isn't a sexy beast

>female
>into tech
>no beard
into the trash desu

my genes won't let me grow anything more than gross stubble

Beards by themselves won't make you good looking, you need muscles and a good haircut or buzz to complete the package

Look into minoxidil and a dermaroller, I'm currently using those products and it gave me a shitload of beard gains after 6 months. I already had a semi complete beard though, I just needed to fill the area below my mouth

try to eat hairy bush, i hear the hair sticks to your face if you do it right.

I hate how my mustache gets into my mouth when I eat, so I keep it trimmed above my upper lip. I don't really trim anything else, though, so I still look homeless enough.

>mfw i can grow a decent sized beard in a couple weeks
I shave that shit every few months though. Not being a total neckbeard is great.

>Into tech
>No dick or beard
Where did I go wrong in life Sup Forums?

L O N D O N

>he's into tech
>but he's not into anime
Does such a person even exist?

Every one in my field has alteast some levels of fanaticism with regards to anime.

>but I can't wet shave now.

wet shaving is a meme. you can use DE or str8 without going autistic on soap/brush. just apply cream to face then shave like you would an overpriced gillete mach 20

>this is what numales actually believe

tfw my beard is ginger, blonde and brown in different places