You're on the internet and this goldeneye ransomware slaps your OS's ass

you're on the internet and this goldeneye ransomware slaps your OS's ass
what do you do Sup Forumsentooman?

beckup

Boot in safe mode

*installs gentoo behind you*
pshh, nothing personnel kid

Heh. Nothin' personell, kid.
*Reverts to snapshot*

This

>what do you do Sup Forumsentooman?
Reinstall Lubuntu. Restore data from backups. Bitch about the 2 hours I spent reinstalling and restoring.

Laugh while switching into root console for removing wine

Revert to yesterday's shadow and lol my dick off.

storing dot files in source control makes this far less painful

Reformat and restore from backup.

> /thread.

Close my VM instance and touch myself for in this moment I am euphoric.

reinstall windows

I don't have any important files anyway

Restore a file system snapshot.
Not so tough now.

When will we see mass phone malware?

reinstall over it

boot into safe mood and hit "refresh pc if it's not running well"
:^)

Yup. Delete it and then open a clone or import an exported machine. Windows users can't be bothered for this feeling and stay asleep.

Revert to backup

Oh no the backup got encrypted too?

Boohoo oh noooo

>As if I don't have super important shit backed up somewhere disconnected
>As if I even have much of anything to lose

Kek

>implying I have important files

That would imply I'm dumb enough to get it in the first place.