If you don't have one of these, you're not a real computer person

If you don't have one of these, you're not a real computer person.

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LOOK AT THIS
Tell me you don't get a boner.

okay.

>not a real computer person
Feels bad man

>tfw poor
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I have one and it's great but come on now

>facebook emojibar throttlebook pro with Stunning™ Retina™ Display™

>Not a real computer
>Not having one somehow makes you not a real computer person
What

Did they fix the USB3.0 WiFi issue yet?

>tfw tricked out x220 + /waitingforthinkpadretro/

have the last model that actually came with ports, not gonna "upgrade" so that I need dongles to read my camera's SD card

aww man, now I have to wipe the cum all over my screen.

What a beautiful paperweight.

How are these things for gaming?

Serious question

Might be interested in getting one if I can play FFXIV on it.

ffxiv would work fine if you disregard osx

A guy that transferred into our office got one of these today (new MBP fully loaded)

It looks fucking beautiful, BUT we didn't have a single USB-C cable or accessory so he couldn't hook up a keyboard/mouse or use the monitors at his desk (programming job)

It was really pathetic.

that sideways THINKPAD logo will never look good

nothing against chinkpads but it's just true. It will always look like some chinkshit

If he wasn't a retard that lived paycheck to paycheck because of his godawful money management skills, he would've bought a dongle along with the mbp

Honestly I don't see how a macbook can claim to be better than a laptop with a built-in numpad

>my consumer electronic is better than your consumer electronic page
Yawn

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>If he wasn't a retard that lived paycheck to paycheck because of his godawful money management skills, he would've bought a dongle along with the mbp

No he was a new transfer so he got a new company laptop. But none of the accessories we have at the office work with it. People have two choices when they join: MBP or Thinkpad. This is the first time someone has gotten a brand new MBP with no USB ports.

Its IT that screwed up -- they should have known there aren't any thunderbolt docks/accessories available right away so either they should have added them to his laptop or told him to get a different model.

That looks like a piece of shit.

Not bad, now that it has a GayAMD 560.

You could also do an eGPU with another card, now that it's officially supported by Apple.

You should also install WinLEL as a second OS for Gaymes, though.

>not a real computer person
I'm drunk as fuck and even I know that isn't true. I like Mac OS but the hardware sucks. Fuck yourself, nigger bitch.

They've got nothing on the older Thinkpads, but I enjoy how Lenovo markets them with screens showing work being done. Medical work, programming, so on. Actual work. Apple gives you pretty explosions of colour or someone updating their facebook.
It's kind of telling.

>I like Mac OS but the hardware sucks.
What sucks about the hardware?

It's literally Kaby Lake mobile CPU with an Radeon Pro 560 and LPDDR3 RAM, and a PCIe SSD.

Specs don't mean anything if it's designed by literal retards that can't even figure out electronics produce heat.

Macbooks are a fucking joke.

What the fuck are you talking about? It works fine. Modern CPUs are meant to throttle.

Ultrabooks throttle (All of them).

If you want crazy cooling get a fat laptop and shove it up your ass.

>a 7700hq performing worse than a 6600u is fine

Mactoddlers are L I T E R A L L Y brain damaged sheep.

Wow, no, throttling is meant as a fallback when normal limits are exceeded-- it should happen as a consequence of something else going wrong.

You idiots are comparing WinLEL to macOS.

WinLEL is usually faster especially with GPU related tasks because it has direct access to GPU.

Metal will change that.

Also Adobe apps are faster under macOS.

Try using FCPX under macOS and tell me how fast it is.

Fucking kys you uneducated retards.

>Modren CPUs
>Meant to throttle
Top fucking kek hahaha

Mactoddlers can't even read, not surprised.

I just bought the 2015 one instead of the new one.

Did I make a mistake?

>final shit

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>2015
Literally worse than Acer.

Literally all machines are running WinLEL and only the MBP is running macOS.

Install Windows on macOS and run the same test and come back to me.

F A G G O T

Prime95 is not recommended by anyone. It damages CPUs.

So basically what you're saying is, apple hardware AND software are fucking shit?

>Saving milliseconds on some bullshit MP4
>Specs are everything
>Using retarded benchmarks

You do know that 99% of the industry that does post-production uses a Mac right?

Go fucking gas yourself you uneducated moron.

You do know that 99% of the industry that does post-production abandoned macshit and moved to PCs right?
Even Apple themselves abandoned final cut. Go fucking gas yourself you subhuman mactoddler.

>chiclet

>being this mad

No they didn't you uninformed gimp.

I know because I work in the industry in L.A.

If you're talking about 3d artists or colorists, yeah they've always been PC anyway.

Also blame Adobe for writing shitty software. They haven't taken advantage of Metal at all, and OpenCL performance sucks balls.

>dongles
>not durable
>poor value
>poor battery life
>not upgradeable or user serviceable

>sturdy & thicc
>excellent value
>no dongles necessary
>upgradable and user serviceable

i guess I don't want to be a "real computer person"

>t. iPajeet

A render?

too much power for casual users

Hey - don't close the lid - it doesn't know how to stay on if you close the lid.

Casual people aren't real computer persons

It looks really nice. A cold can of coke looks really nice too, especially on a hot summer day, then you drink it, and well :/

So many uninformed people ITT.

Macs are great.

Macs might be great but renders are shit and you should be ashamed if you own a render.

>throttling overheating piles of shit are great

What do you do for a living? SysAdmin? Lmao fuck yourself you dweeb.

I've owned every Mac since they moved to Intel in 2006.

About to get the 2017 (currently on a 2014).

Its been that way since the very first 90s IBM ThinkPads you retarded cunt. So stupidly misinformed yet so confident.

Macs are unusable piles of garbage.

Prove it.

I've been using Macs for 15 years.

PCs are shittier.

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it was always like this you dumbass

>Also Adobe apps are faster under macOS.
are you retarded? pic showing how one adobe product completely sucks on mac os

I want to get one but the USB ports just kill it for me. If you want to nitpick you should just choose the dongle factor

Just buy a $9 adapter, jesus christ.

Or just get a $99 dock that has like 5 USB 3.0 ports and a bunch of other shit and connects to 1 Thunderbolt 3 port.

It's a non issue, desu.

USB-C ports are the future.

Would marry

>$9 adapter
>apple.com/shop/product/MMEL2AM/A/thunderbolt-3-usb-c-to-thunderbolt-2-adapter

top lels lad

Macs are PCs, you fucking stupid person.

>fucking stupid people will be the death of us all

I meant Adobe apps runs slower on macOS due to shitty pajeet programming from Adobgay.

Adobgay literally told me to sell all my Macs and move to WinLEL because they're retarded. A company literally told me to move to a different platform because they can't code for shit.

What's wrong with a $9 adapter?
Put like 4 in your laptop bag and you're good to go. You don't have $36? Get a job faggot.

Either way USB-C ain't going away. The only reason USB Type-A and shit are still here is because of phone manufacturers still bundling ugly cables and not completely moving to USB-C.

but it does look good

What the fuck are you talking about?
What Adobe app? In what instance would moving platforms help?

>USB-C is the future
>have to buy a one hundred dollar dock just to get the most basic shit to work with it

yeah, no.

Any man serious about his work won't use a Mac. It is for toddlers who don't know shit about technology and who were born with diamond spoons in their asses and will spend 3000$ on hardware that doesn't cost more than 200$ to make.

It's not just prime95, it's prime95 while also running Furmark.

Fucking this
>inb4 b-but macs are special!

>Any man serious about his work won't use a Mac.
lol get a load of this guy.

>It is for toddlers who don't know shit about technology
That's why I work in tech and you're a naked basement-dwelling NEET

>and will spend 3000$ on hardware that doesn't cost more than 200$ to make.
Except my employer paid for it, claimed tax from it and made a lot of money from work produced on it. Even a freelancer web design/dev can make £1000+ from one client, plus you'd be claiming back tech depreciation too (yes you can do that).

Macs in the workplace are the only legal way to use MacOS so businesses front the cost and hey; guess what they don't pay nearly as much as consumers do for it you uninformed troglodyte.

>If you don't have one of these, you're not a real computer person.


I'm not a real computer person.

I'm gaaaaay.

>WinLEL is usually faster especially with GPU related tasks because it has direct access to GPU.
>render test with gpu disabled

>Get a job faggot
>have to buy shitty adapters and carry them around because your $1000+ ""premium"" device is designed by retards
Only a true poorfag would think that wasting money is a sign of wealth.

>That's why I work in tech
Didn't your parents teach you that lying is a bad habit?