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world.taobao.com/item/553297495666.htm
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kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4a-global-32gb
youtube.com/watch?v=1cExqn3Duec
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First for Vicky died by firing squad

gsmarena says that the Mi5 Prime is for China. Is it right?

what's a good chink sd card brand?
also are they reliable?

mixza and yes

Are those mechanical watches from Ali any good for their price?

Looking at 30-50 bucks.

Not bad for a $130 phone.

are they good with raspbery pi ?

Not him but this is my artcow mousepad (the one in the right), not top quality but can't complain for 99 cents.

Why wouldn't they, of course they're good.

So I bought the SE edition of Note 3 and it was too big for any covers. Fast forward some months and I scratched it up somehow I can't remember 100%, but I drank vodka and they just appeared out of nowhere. Could not find Nillkin, think it's only for the normal version. I am fine with like silicone/rubber, but for hard/frosted shield I'm not sure I'd trust unbranded items.

I consider this (fits all Xiaomi models)
aliexpress.com/item/FRVSIMEM-case/32783692237.html

Leather crap case
aliexpress.com/item/first-floor-has-many-evil-demons-harry/32787103721.html

idk man
i've heard their speeds are not on point

Mi max 2 coming to my home in a few hours apparently. Rather surprised, ordered it yesterday.

If anyone's interested I'll update.

are you living in chinkland?

This is the link to Rolex fakes with false Rolex certification.

Get them before TB takes them down again
world.taobao.com/item/553297495666.htm

I have the choice of Yanwen Economic Air Mail or chinky post small shit plus
they're both shit, but which is faster?

Doubt it.

Also you can get a Seiko 5 for 50 bucks.

Nope, I'm European and living in a part of my country that is a tiny bit harder to reach even for the likes of Amazon (usually takes a few days). I've bought it from a local website that imports stuff from China and... apparently ships stuff from less than 300 km from my home.

Let's pray I don't get chinked and end up in the thread highlights as the one who got chinked by proxy in record time.

You heard wrong

Nice post some pics once you get it and a review in a couple of weeks.

No noticeable difference in my experience.

tfw addicted to chinkshit and browse hours every day

is the sanrenmu 7010 a meme or nah? is this listing good aliexpress.com/item/1PC-X-SRM-Classic-Sanrenmu-7010LUC-SA-710-Pocket-EDC-Folding-Blade-Gift-Tool-7010-OG/32670350523.html

Guys, Malaysia Post. What the heck? Never heard of it before. I hope I'm not chinked. Also check out my meme crap I hope it's good. I tried using the code, bit it told me to fuck off so I used my goodboy wallet to get the same discount instead because I don't give a shit. Hope the pen is half-decent and not some convenience store crap.

Forgot to tell my previous Zircons died after like a year because one of drivers popped out. It was easy to repair, but I didn't bother because I had damaged the speaker so it didn't have the nigbass on one side (usless at this point so threw it)

Hmmm

Yes but only if you find the right one (with a Seagull/Miyota movement)

Netac & Mixza are proven

Only if there are from the following stores:
starking.aliexpress.com/store/2166054?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.psRKIB

sharksportwatch.aliexpress.com/store/217199?spm=2114.search0104.3.316.haRTji

guanqinflagships.aliexpress.com/store/1303601?spm=2114.search0104.3.6.ewxUWC

aliexpress.com/item/2017-Mechanical-Watches-Luxury-Top-Brand-TEVISE-Men-Sport-Watch-Gold-Clock-Mens-Calendar-Automatic-Wristwatch/32789337635.html

Oral B brush heads and a 18650 battery charger circuit.

aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Fngeen-Automatic-Mechanical-Watch-mens-Watches-top-brand-luxury-Fashion-Business-watch-Otomatik-saat/32803749866.html

aliexpress.com/item/Tevise-Luxury-Brand-Automatic-Watch-Mechanical-Watch-Men-Business-Wristwatches-Watches-Mans-Genuine-Leather-Strap/32805644743.html

aliexpress.com/item/Watches-Men-Top-Brand-Luxury-Mechanical-Watch-Leather-Business-Casual-Watches-Reloj-Hours-Pagani-Design-5007/32723025666.html

F

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want Xiaomi Redmeme Note 4 64/4 black global model but fucking chinks doesn't have it.

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lel RIP your gums

>Oral B brush heads

worse than bad idea

seriously hope you guys NEVER do this. had very uncomfortable experiences with fake electric toothbrush heads

>oral b defence force

>he fell for the electric toothbrush meme

I'm kinda thinking about going wireless (with a bluetooth adapter) with my m40x.
Question is, should I get an mpow or is there some chink alternative?
Also gonna need a cable with the m40x plug, some cheap shit I can cut.

best phone for less than 100€ pls tell

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4a-global-32gb

The only thing good about the Redmi Note 4X is the Blue Colored version. I'd be ashamed to show that underpowered piece of shit if I'm with my co-workers who know their tech stuff.

Do you compare antutu scores at work or something, Rajesh?

>Redmi Note 4X is an underpowered piece of shit

Exactly. The only reason I want the Redmi Note 4x is actually the hatsune miku colored version. check it out

youtube.com/watch?v=1cExqn3Duec

link?

is there some kind of chink SD card reader + SD card combo that I can use for movies and Linux distros instead of a USB flash drive?

it's limited edition so it's out of stock. comes with a cool looking powerbank. some anons posted links to gearbest but i can't seem to find them.

the turquoise finish is simply amazing looking.

i saw some note 4x on ali with miku as a picture, those arent those then?

So I bought the Vivo xe800 a while back but the microphone wouldnt work on my PC so people recommended I buy one of these. Well it arrived today and I plugged it in, and the microphone still won't fucking work! The sound is just fine but the mic still won't work at all.

give me a link and i can tell. i don't think it's the limited edition, but it is a turquoise phone pretty much.

the one you saw on aliexpress is probably without the powerbank/hatsune miku cover. but that's not a big deal if you don't care about hatsune miku that much

aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4X-4-X-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-625-Octa/32794267768.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.12.dMbzkL&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10068_10193_10194_10304_10136_10137_10060_10302_5360018_10155_437_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_303_100031_10099_10103_10102_10101_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_10084_10083_10119_10080_10082_10081_10177_10110_519_10111_10112_10113_10114_10180_10182_10184_10078_10079_10073_10186_10120_10189_142-10052,searchweb201603_3,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=95f0629d-1764-48e3-b398-b66c78f3c883&algo_expid=f90c8475-3d25-4b2a-8104-38215f634194-1&algo_pvid=f90c8475-3d25-4b2a-8104-38215f634194

The Miku colour version is still available (pic related) only difference with the Limited Edition is that it came with a Miku themed Powerbank and phone case.

ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-redmi-note-4x-snapdragon-625-3gb-ram-32gb-rom-8768.html

ok ty

is it the right link tho?

Are you plugging it in the right place? Have you checked the sound settings on your PC?

yeah. see .
there's no difference other than the powerbank and phone case.

yes it's the same

eventhough it doesnt implicitly say so?

Any good cctv/camera that is discreet as I live in a shithole and dont want people knowning since all sorts of shit goes on here.

Forgot to add that you can get $10 off with this coupon DISCRN4XGG

It appears to be out of stock when you select the green one.

I somehow managed to get it to work, realtek was being a bitch or something. But the sound of the mic quality isn't great, much better when it's connected to my PS4, I'll have to see what's the problem..

It will come in this Miku packaging so yes

ok

I want to get a James Donkey wired mouse. Are there any specific ones I should look for and why?

The 115 is the cheapest so I'm tempted to just go for that.

Except that it isn't underpowered.

112 is the one people usually shill, dunno if it's worth the extra ~$5

What's the simplest and easiest way to tell a chink that you want him to put a smaller value on your package? I'm currently using:
>Please write on package "Value $9.76"
Having in mind Google Translate, the broken English you see they extensively use and so on, what's your standard message for this scenario?

Same question however I want one for a computer vision project

tell him you'll give him 5 star review if he puts low value on the package. worked for me

just save up some of your autism bux for a SD820/SD821/SD835 phone idiot

mark package as xxxx at price 15$

Are there chinks who do high quality prints of your chosen picture and don't give a shit about copyright?

Yeah. That's why I wonder.

They look identical, is the sensor different? The build quality? Was it just the cheapest version at the time?

all of them

SD625 has better power efficiency than any of those SoCs, and if you're using your phone as a phone, rather than for manchild games then you'll care about the battery life more than how many fps you get in games

sd625 what brand? link?

yeah there's nothing wrong with SD625, but there's a troll who keeps saying it's underpowered, so if he wants something higher powered why don't he spend a little extra for SD820

SD625 = Qualcomm's Snapdragon 625 SoC

The James Donkey 112c appears to be a improved version of the 112 which you can get for $9

gearbest.com/mouse/pp_619642.html

There's also the James Donkey 125m which recently released and goes for $17.99 (you can get it down to $12.61 when you use 269 GBpoints)

gearbest.com/mouse/pp_623936.html

You can get it for half the price on GearBest.

It's a good knife for light tasks, but don't do anything intensive with it, the lock isn't very strong.

Also the steel is shit and it will get dull quickly.

Question: why do some items show as being 0.50c - $2.00 but have no items in the options to make the price this low.

I dont have a link as im on movile but ive noticed it a gew times before.

Why is it improved? And why is 112 and improved version of the 115?

And how do I get goodboy points? Never actually bought anything from Gearbest, only AliExpress.

I got the extra soft heads. Also you're not supposed to use an electric toothbrush like you would a manual toothbrush (brushing forwards and backwards). You let it do all the work and touch it gently on all three tooth surfaces for a few seconds.

hey /csg/

i went to my local audiophile store today and compared my ZS5 to $500 dollar Audeze Isine on a few astel & kerns and the hig end detail and sub-bass was way better

love you guys *thumbs up*

the guy at the store wouldnt even comment

any cheap animu stickers on ali?

new walnut amp/dac coming soon! hopefully the 2.5mm TRRS output and touchscreen doesn't push the price up too much
manufacturer reccommends taking the battery out if you're going to leave it plugged in all the time
it sounds excellent, definitely not a downgrade in sound. cheaper price comes from less features than n5 (1 sd card slot rather than 2, no balanced output and less powerful amp)
>thinking that looks like a black metal album
>thinking brickwalled anime music isn't the gold standard for testing new gear

The only reason Gearbest is even worth using these days is because of their points, you can get up to 30% off on top of already discounted stuff. Easiest way to get points for posting reviews you bought and sometimes anons received invitations from Gearbest to shi- I mean honestly review Gearbest for them on sites like Trustpilot in exchange for points.

The original James Donkey 112 has a thing where the rubber pads on the sides would flake/melt off with use, but you could take those off anyway.

Audiophiles are the biggest autists.

Are the ZS5 comfy?

so that when you sort by price it show as a 50c item

also are the senfer ues good?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Choice-supportive_bias

pleb, you're probably just used to your ZS5, and the audeze isine is probably objectively better in terms of sound reproduction

I see. Thanks. To be honest even if it sounds really shallow, the blue color kinda puts me off the 112C. And the 125M is a bit out of my price range when it comes to cheap Chinkmice.

there is also a new zishan, which includes a fancy dac found in A&K players. perfect for autistic audiophile formats. where do you even get DSD256 albums?
did you let the guys in the store try them too

Any good and cheap sound bars? Need it for my old TV so no blue tooth

Obviously. I shouldnt have asked why. But doesnt there need tl br a least one option in there items that costs 50c? Ive seen a few that advertise minimum as 50c or something low, but the cheapest is $1.50

The all black James Donkey 112S is only $11.15

aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-112S-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-USB-Optical-LED-Light-Mouse-Gamer-2000-DPI-with-6/32820507586.html

because it gets "sold out" and you are left with the expensive suff, its something ali has to fix, it gets annoying.
mybe you can report the seller for it but not sure, not worth the time.

on the topic of audio stuff these stores
wooeasy.aliexpress.com/store/519064
aliexpress.com/store/1825606
aliexpress.com/store/1994049
will give you an additional discount on your orders if you ask for one, just add them on zuccbook or twitter
senfer ues are pretty good, if you get them buy them without a cable and get one separately

Just post the link fag

aliexpress.com/item/Zishan-Z2-DAP-Amp-Headhphone-Amplifier/32687898849.html