Free MacMini

>work at Apple in the netherlands
>in the back of the storage room there is a secluded MacMini
>checked the serial number
>it is not registered to be in any storage room

Should I just take the MacMini home xD?

No. Stealing from your employer would have made strangers on the internet believe you're a cool guy 10-15 years ago, but these days to be considered hip you should instead be a nazi or something is my understanding. You'll just risk your future for nothing.

If you quit then take it then you won't be stealing from your employer.

Think about it.

They now know that you looked up the serial
Good job

Bait mac. They're testing you.

Do you work at an apple store or are you actually a developer or something?

Give it back, Jamal.

I know for a fact they don't register that shit.
I briefly considered it would be a BaitMac, but the MacMini has been here for over a year now.
I'm a developer and I work for Apple(partime)

Just ask them if you can have.

Hide it somewhere it will be totally forgot
Then steal it in few months or when you quit

>I briefly considered it would be a BaitMac, but the MacMini has been here for over a year now.

you're the first one larcenous enough to think about stealing it. as soon as you plug it in to the net, the firmware will dial home and exactly three minutes later the stormtroopers in beige armor will kick your door down and force you to install itunes at gunpoint.

It's Apple :|

>I'm a developer and I work for Apple(partime)
Nice, I didn't even know they have offices in the netherlands.

Fuckin Jamals on my board. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

Can you guarantee that will happen, because then I will take it.
that's hilarious

You doing that again Jamal?

Give it back christopher

Stolen iPhones, ipads and macbook pros from retail stores I've worked at always sold them on eBay no problem.

Fuck Apple.

Have you tried not being poor?

Have you tried not being an Apple shill?

It's too late too pawn deshawn

>Have you tried not being an Apple shill?

The checks are too sweet, you hot dog bitch.

True but I just bought a new Macbook...
I swear I'm a good little Apple shill

No you haven't