The UNIX- HATERS Handbook - MIT
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Settle down boys, class has started
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> C++ is to C what lung cancer is to lung
Mild kek
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oh fuck off closet!
>It can't be a bug, my makefile depends on it!
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>make this joke today
>get expelled for slutshaming and arrested for rape
>Unix survives only because everyone else has done so badly
Pretty much this book in tl;dr verison
>As for me? I switched to the Mac.
Cute how times change eh.
Nope. It says today it's better than the competition, but it says it survived the OS's that were better and more modern because it was cheap, and universities got it for free. That it spreads and mutates like a virus.
Pic. Some other OS that was Unix competition back in the day
Eh, isn't this book a little dated now?
A lot of the problems mentioned there are already solved in one way or another aren't they?
>joke was made yesterday at 2:55am
has a lot happened in the past 24 hours?
No. You are using a 60/70s era commands and filesystem with 30 years of hacks layered overit
It's a photoshop
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>There's nothing elegant about viruses, but they are very successful. You will probably die from one, in fact.
Englighteing book, it really shows how stupid the Windows, OSX/BSD vs Linux wars are, they are basically all bad, OSX/BSD and Linux are mutations of the same (Un)mulitcs+sex.
is this 3dcg?
Nay, it is glorious 2D
People who use and love Unix hate it in the most hilarious ways.
is she a virgin
Another good one: the Jargon file
WHOS BITCH THIS IS?
not confirmed but she's a social exile who has for the most part only ever lived with/near other girls, so yeah probably
thank you user
so plan9 is better then?
>If the audience was not mixed gender
What a gentleman and sir
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