REEEEE fucking hell I just spent 3 fucking hours remote fixing a fucking computer running debian and it's fucking worse than hell >need to do fsck manually. Dunno why but fuck it it's easy. DO it, it boots. Fine >try to ssh into the computer so I can fix it myself >sshd not installed >fine I explain 10 times the command to type, finally get it right >fucking error on the install >muh debconf shitted itself >FUCKING HELL >fuck this shit, need to download the .deb, install it manually >install debconf with dpkg (keep in mind all this was done on the fucking phone with someone who doesn't know shit about linux) anyway, >deb conf is fucking fixed. >install fucking openssh-server >try to ssh, the router is not configured to forward the port of course >explain 1000 times how to forward the fucking port >1 hour later it's done >ssh into computer, fucking finally >sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade >wew it want better than expected >notice the kernel and xorg were updated >oh boy >reboot anyway >fucking stuck on boot >/bin/sh : can't access tty ; job control turned off (initramfs) >nigga what >fine just try to do it manually >keyboard doesn't work anymore >u wot? >reboot 100 times, unplug the fucking keyboard >still doesn't work
FUCK DEBIAN fucking piece of trash supposed to be """stable""" can suck y dick never touching a computer with debian again
Alexander Kelly
Welcome to plebian.
Liam Phillips
Install CentOS. It debian but slightly older and gudder.
Charles Wright
this is why I only use gentoo on boxes that will only have remote access.
Jordan Wood
>tfw debian stretch on most of my servers and thinkpad >tfw debian sid on desktop >tfw it just works
Josiah Kelly
>Claims he doesn't know shit about Linux >Broke his Linux system
Ian Anderson
I was on the phone with someone else that doesn't know shit, not me you faggot learn2read
Henry Gutierrez
Stay assblasted you meme tier n00buntu user. I maintain Debian of various releases on 100s of servers and they're all Rock solid.
The only time Debian shits itself is because you tell it to. It's an obedient soldier taking orders not a nanny helping you learn to tie your shoes.
Austin Fisher
And this is why, as a customer, you don't get $5/mo support from Pajeets and instead have a local tech that speaks English and can/will come on-site.
Bentley Reyes
What did you expect from a bistro that still packages gpaint that never was functional to begin with.
Charles Wright
Sorry for not following your long and poorly formated post
You're even more stupid letting some normie run root commands on your system and then you run to complain to Sup Forums how he ruined your system configs
John James
How am I supposed to fix the computer when I can't ssh into it? faggot
Ryder Peterson
By having smart friends and not surrounding yourself with brainlets
Kevin Perez
>bistro I dunno why but this typo had me laughing pretty hard
James Morgan
That's why it is a Sup Forums standard.
Eli Smith
tell your friend to use a babby friendly distro, pinguy linux live cd comes with teamviewer pre installed
William Price
*was Until phoneposters and similar scum flooded the board.
Jackson Collins
same
Julian Torres
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Andrew Stewart
>ape >slightly lesser ape >ape with butplug >man with uretha pipe >utter sperglord subhuman I don't see the progress. Is it to indicate that actual modern humans use something else?
Nathaniel Cox
Just don't be the ape.
Nathan Roberts
Done.
Thomas Cook
My 70 year old mother has been running Debian for years without a hitch. Maybe you should stop being so fucking retarded.