/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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• user gets some darts • Banggood is getting rid of Zuk Z2 Pro stock after Lenovo ceased production • user's mousepad stinks • Another Banggood deal, Redmi Note 4 Global 3/32gb for $137 / €121 • Wish refunds user for the false capacity flash drives • user has ordered a bunch of weeb figures off Ali links them all for those interested in buying them • user cheaps out on keycaps • Benjie lists new player >Old News
• For those that missed it while it was live, Episode 4 of the /csg/ Podcast is now available
youtube.com/watch?v=T3WjY2soJ04
• user reviews the SoundMagic ES20s
• user bought a cheap strap for his Casio F91W
• user further tests the fake flash drive he bought off Wish
• user isn't impressed by the KZ ZS5
• Halefall shows another sketch of fem Mitu

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aliexpress.com/item/BM-800-Condenser-Sound-Uni-directionalcondenser-Recording-Microphone-with-Shock-Mount-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Sound-Studio/32461235648.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Coollight-James-Donkey-125M-Metal-Chassis-Design-Cable-1-8-M-Wired-Gaming-USB-Mous/32765158379.html
aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-112S-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-USB-Optical-LED-Light-Mouse-Gamer-2000-DPI-with-6/32820507586.html
gearbest.com/mouse/pp_649563.html
aliexpress.com/item/K2529-2SK2529Brand-new-original-goods/1853013408.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shekel_sign
gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_497233.html
aliexpress.com/item/-/32713382265.html
headphonesaddict.com/the-most-durable-earbuds/
headphonesencyclopedia.com/most-durable-earbuds/
soundguys.com/most-durable-earbuds-7906/
headphoneshelper.com/most-durable-earbuds/
theroundingsound.com/most-durable-earbuds/
headphonescompared.com/most-durable-earbuds/
aliexpress.com/item/-/32589554358.html
amazon.com/dp/B01FSHPD38
s.aliexpress.com/3euU7BFn
s.aliexpress.com/JZZvUbMf
m.ebay.com/itm/12V-2X15W-PAM8610-Mini-Digital-Audio-Amplifier-Board-Module-Dual-Channel-Class-D-/172642215651?nav=SEARCH
aliexpress.com/item/New-Orange-Pi-Zero-H2-Quad-Core-Open-source-development-board-beyond-Raspberry-Pi/32760774493.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-Orange-Pi-Zero-H2-Quad-Core-Open-source-512MB-development-board-beyond-Raspberry-Pi/32761500374.html
aliexpress.com/item/Orange-Pi-2G-IOT-ARM-Cortex-A5-32bit-Support-ubuntu-linux-and-android-mini-PC-Beyond/32802458477.html
aliexpress.com/item/FW1S-2016-New-Arrival-High-quality-Mini-3G-4G-WiFi-Wlan-Hotspot-AP-Client-150Mbps-RJ45/32622382063.html
youtube.com/watch?v=76w-Efjwagg
kcbd.com/story/35851834/texas-teen-electrocuted-after-cell-phone-accidentally-falls-in-bathtub
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Thanks. I'll go with the tracked envelope in that case.

Are there any good (non explodey/not device killing/no keyloggers) powered USB hubs? Preferably on a retailer that supports paypal. I got a 5.1 dac and my laptop is out of USB ports.

how are chink mics. Looking to buy this aliexpress.com/item/BM-800-Condenser-Sound-Uni-directionalcondenser-Recording-Microphone-with-Shock-Mount-for-Radio-Braodcasting-Sound-Studio/32461235648.html with a boom arm. to move away from shit headset mic.

your laptop only has one usb port?

yes bm-800 is good
might need an amp or phantom power (diy it cause it gets pricey otherwise), ymmv

FUCK THIS FUCKING COUNTRY WHY IS MY PACKAGE AT CUSTOMS FOR 2 MONTHS FUCKING BEANERS I'M A TRUMP SUPPORTER NOW FUCKING MEXICAN CUSTOMS MADE ME A TRUMP SUPPORTER

It has 3 but I use it as a "desktop" so i have a kb/m plugged in and i usually have a controller plugged in too. I have a keyboard with a hub, but its a low power hub so nothing but usb drives work.

from what of the engrish i can understand on the page. Desktops dont always need amp/phantom power.
First time buying shit from there, anything i should know before i pull the trigger?

Cheaper on ebay.

dozens have bought the bm-800
the general opinion is that it does a lot better with phantom power

i dont give a fuck what the listing says
read the wiki and infographic for info on bm-800, you'll see you're hardly the first to get it
theres a similar one thats a bit shittier but good without phantom power so maybe you want that

ORICO

any recommendations witch to get? I don't really understand/want a lot of LED, but the price here is not an issue. What are the differences?

aliexpress.com/item/2016-Coollight-James-Donkey-125M-Metal-Chassis-Design-Cable-1-8-M-Wired-Gaming-USB-Mous/32765158379.html

aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-112S-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-USB-Optical-LED-Light-Mouse-Gamer-2000-DPI-with-6/32820507586.html

thanks lads

the cheaper one obviously
i hear its only suitable for small hands though

*muffled drumpf in the distance*

Hey chums. I'm in Hong Kong right now. I went to an electronics market and everything was just a bit more expensive than at home- are there good places to buy [graphics tablet / headset] in Hong Kong or what?

Get 14% off your James Donkey 112 meme mouse, the coupon GBCNA brings the price down to $7.78 / 6.67€

gearbest.com/mouse/pp_649563.html

shit, I have really big hands

>forced political memes
go back

>ever leaving your home for any reason

Can you recognize this symbol?

Is it ILS symbol Xiaomi Mi?

>I'M A TRUMP SUPPORTER NOW FUCKING MEXICAN CUSTOMS MADE ME A TRUMP SUPPORTER
I believe you.

Got some stuff today, the well memed ATE that blow out of the water my old EDR2, the "foam" tips are garbage thought they got stucked in my ear canal.

And a nato leather strap for a russian watch that is still not here, so i got slaved.
The leather strap seems to be some kind of oiled leather called crazy horse or something.


It's a hint, goyim.

aliexpress.com/item/K2529-2SK2529Brand-new-original-goods/1853013408.html

That 12V rail sure looks powerful.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shekel_sign
OY VEY

>Please avoid the watchband exposure to Sunlight
>While you're at it, please avoid the watchband exposure to Oxygen and Water too
¦^)

After some read on audiobudget I'm tempted to buy the rock zircon's, did the build quality on it is really that bad? I read some reviews on the cables breaking after 1-2 months.

It's a fucking ancient meme. Don't fall for it.

Is it really that bad, why?

kz ate s my dude

Can I even trust any product that uses chink capacitors,
besides their "premium" brands?

Define "trust".

Mate everything is made in China nowadays. Even the biggest worst Korea and Taiwan conglomerates have moved most of their production there. There isn't anymore the concept of a capacitor made outside of China.

Hey guys does anybody know of a good chink office chair thank you.

Got my flashcart. Still waiting on those kz zs5 from goybest

craigslist

>R4
what year is this ahead windson

by the way does anyone know where to get the firmware for the flashcarts? the link on their website is dead/down

Any good quality girl clothes?

StumbleUpon?

programming socks

I need a wifi router. Should I buy this Xiaomi botnet ?

>gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_497233.html

mine broke in 5 months.

What are these lazy fucks doing. It's never taken anywhere this long. How can I stand living here without my chinkshit everything is either overpriced or unusable garbage.
WAIT FOR ME TRUMP I'M COMING

Got my liito kala battery charger from gearbest in pretty good time. All I need now is a flashlight and the appropriate battery for it to charge.

Can you buy any OLED screen chink phone nowadays?

Buy a V30 instead

I got some the other week. They do sound good but I certainly wouldn't consider them "monitors", they're just a good pair of in-ear headphones. The strain relief at the jack doesn't seem terribly well thought out I can see it being a failure point if you frequently walk around with your music player/phone in your pocket while listening to music for long periods. Honestly though I don't think there's any "best" way to do a headphone plug, back in highschool when I listened to an MP3 player for 6+ hours a day I would usually lose a pair of headphones about every 6 months or so when the wire would break internally at or near the plug.

how's the bass on it?

aliexpress.com/item/-/32713382265.html

Well, so it would not probably last longer with me too. I usually carry my headphones with me on my way to college/work. Any other recommendations? I'm searching for headphone with a decent bass that last sometime at least

headphonesaddict.com/the-most-durable-earbuds/
headphonesencyclopedia.com/most-durable-earbuds/
soundguys.com/most-durable-earbuds-7906/
headphoneshelper.com/most-durable-earbuds/
theroundingsound.com/most-durable-earbuds/
headphonescompared.com/most-durable-earbuds/

t-thanks

You deserve it

my autism clickers have left china by plane. Can't be more than a few days, right?

This is the first chink item I've ordered. Do they always do it by plane?

>my autism clickers have left china by plane. Can't be more than a few days, right?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Depends on your country customs and shittines of postal service

Ask a faggot who just spend $70 bucks on a gayming headset anything.

>faggot
do you want to kiss?

Show us the headset.

Is there a Chink equivalent to the Bose noise-cancelling headphones?

aliexpress.com/item/-/32589554358.html
amazon.com/dp/B01FSHPD38

ISK HD9999 (Studio cans)
Edifier H850 (Tuned by Phil Jones)

>item comes broken
>tell the guy i need a refund
>ok friend we send new one
>3 weeks later nothing has arrived
>open dispute
>Dear friends, hello, we again send new, please cancel the dispute, ok?

Am I being chinked?

Was it a tempered glass? because that very same thing happened to me.

I knew the chinks were here, send me my fucking package Alice

NIGGA GONNA SMASH THAT REJECT BUTTON

(calling NZ Post again tonight to see if they have found it in the Invercargill depot)

So, if you reject it you get the item AND the money?

It was apparently sent to Invercargill, not Hamilton, where I live. Now I cannot confirm as of yet if the parcel actually was sent, so I will be calling NZ Post again this afternoon to see if they have found it.

NZ Post did tell me these things can occur due to scanning issues on the depot line.

Just ordered a couple of these pens and some blue and black ink
s.aliexpress.com/3euU7BFn
Also, this phone holder for charging in bed
s.aliexpress.com/JZZvUbMf

KZ ZS3
KZ ZS5

hey guys I need something like this for a small project. would this be a good purchase:

m.ebay.com/itm/12V-2X15W-PAM8610-Mini-Digital-Audio-Amplifier-Board-Module-Dual-Channel-Class-D-/172642215651?nav=SEARCH

it's cheap enough that if it doesn't arrive it wouldn't be too bad.

Where2buy

Ink link? How does it write?

so what do i buy

Buy the ISK HP2011.

This one

I hate shipping times to our part of the world.
I once got a battery that for some reason the chinks shipped from Canada. It never arrived so they sent another one but that one took so long to arrive that ebay automatically awarded me a refund so the buyer got $0 out of it.

I am a good goy and sent them the money back through paypal though.

recommend me some diy shit from aliexpress, already got the clock that someone posted two threads ago

We have an update, and it's not good news for the seller (or me really).

Was on the phone to NZ Post, the Aliex seller used A REGISTERED POST TRACKING NUMBER on my item meaning it could only be signed by such person. It was sent to Invercargill, meaning there's no way I could receive it, so this seller is a dirty fraud.

I will be getting my money back, and will have a second crack at buying that keyboard from another seller. If I can make this fucker squirm (i'm ready to go), there may still be a chance to coax a keyboard out of him/her.

Maybe an Orange Pi Zero?

aliexpress.com/item/New-Orange-Pi-Zero-H2-Quad-Core-Open-source-development-board-beyond-Raspberry-Pi/32760774493.html

aliexpress.com/item/New-Orange-Pi-Zero-H2-Quad-Core-Open-source-512MB-development-board-beyond-Raspberry-Pi/32761500374.html

aliexpress.com/item/Orange-Pi-2G-IOT-ARM-Cortex-A5-32bit-Support-ubuntu-linux-and-android-mini-PC-Beyond/32802458477.html (add some cellular connection)

well fuck I bought the cheapest 3 USD version I found whish me luck anons

wait
so they
>sent package to a completely different address
>have some guy there sign receive it
>hope you somehow don't care enough about your package or money

what even

aliexpress.com/item/FW1S-2016-New-Arrival-High-quality-Mini-3G-4G-WiFi-Wlan-Hotspot-AP-Client-150Mbps-RJ45/32622382063.html

anyone bought/can recommend something similar ? we are moving to a new apartment and will have to rent the old one for 1 or 2 months, so one of them will be without internet, but we'd need it at both places. I'd like to leave something similar plugged in, rather than playing with hotspots.

2 palm trees on the left thats an easy one

No. What's most likely to have happened
>have multiple orders to NZ
>send one of the items with correct tracking number
>give that tracking number to everyone
>act as nice as your mother to coax you into false security that "it'll arrive, we promise"
>1 happy buyer, many sad boys

Any cheap amps that can power a pair of bookshelf speakers?

youtube.com/watch?v=76w-Efjwagg

chink shit general i guess.
sucks m8. well done making the right call on rejecting their proposal.

question: if you accept their initial proposal and the item never arrives, can you bring tthe issue up again or is it one and done

damn you, i had forgotten about these!

quick, shoot me an idea to use it for!

porn

deal

Was about to buy a Redmi Note 4X from Gearbest when I found out that the Mi4C is being sold very cheaply in FastCardTech. Best buy I've made.

Be careful with chinkshit phones anons:

kcbd.com/story/35851834/texas-teen-electrocuted-after-cell-phone-accidentally-falls-in-bathtub

Is ibuygou dependable?

NATURAL SELECTION BITCH

>lemme just use my plugged in phone while taking a btah

>wise beyond her ears
>uses a dc converter while covered in water
k

>taking a bath while using your plugged in smartphone
>being this stupid
lmao americans

>texas
color me surprised

>lmao americans
what 3rd worlds shithole are you from? pls do tell so I can laugh at you.

It's funny since in the third world this happens all the time so they don't put it on the news.