Top 2 languages for beginners:

Top 2 languages for beginners:
Top 2 languages for webdev(front end):
Top 2 languages for webdev(back end):
Top 2 languages for Windows general/tool use:
Top 2 languages for high performance/lanrge projects:
Top 2 languages for games from scratch:
Top 2 languages for OS creation:
Top 2 languages for hacking:
Top 2 languages for science/math:
Top 2 languages for a non-STEM academic:
Top 2 languages that are future proof:
Top 2 languages that pay the most:
Top 2 languages that are the most useless:
Top 2 languages that are the hardest to master:
Top 2 languages that are the easiest to master:
Top 2 languages dying languages:
Top 2 languages growing languages:

C C++

visual basic

python

base 2

Just learn C, everything after it is more or less self explanatory

>Top 2 languages for beginners:
Ruby, JS
>Top 2 languages for webdev(front end):
JS.... why do you need two? HTML and CSS aren't programming languages.
>Top 2 languages for webdev(back end):
C# and SQL
>Top 2 languages for Windows general/tool use:
Powershell, python
>Top 2 languages for high performance/lanrge projects:
C#, C++
>Top 2 languages for games from scratch:
C#, C++
>Top 2 languages for OS creation:
C
>Top 2 languages for hacking:
What, like hacking companies? VBA and that's it
>Top 2 languages for science/math:
Python and R apparently
>Top 2 languages for a non-STEM academic:
Ancient Greek and Latin
Top 2 languages that are future proof:
English and Clojure
>Top 2 languages that pay the most:
Rust and clojure
>Top 2 languages that are the most useless:
LISP, Go
>Top 2 languages that are the hardest to master:
LISP
>Top 2 languages that are the easiest to master:
VB, VBA
>Top 2 languages dying languages:
Perl, Java
>Top 2 languages growing languages:
JS (ugh) and many of the functional family

>java is dying
this is my favourite meme along with "java is slow"
it was started in like 2002 by microsoft marketing team and yet 15 years later java is still going strong

C, Scheme
JS, JS
JS, PHP
C#, C#
C++, Java
C++, C
C, ASM
C, Perl
C, Perl
Python, Lisp
C, C++
Java, JS
Brainfuck, Malbolge
Haskell, C++
Python, Ruby
who cares
who cares

>Top 2 languages for beginners:
C Lisp

>Top 2 languages for webdev(front end):
Javascript WebASM

>Top 2 languages for webdev(back end):
C Go

>Top 2 languages for Windows general/tool use:
C C++

>Top 2 languages for high performance/lanrge projects:
C++ C

>Top 2 languages for games from scratch:
C C++

>Top 2 languages for OS creation:
C assembly

>Top 2 languages for hacking:
C assembly

>Top 2 languages for science/math:
C++ Lisp

>Top 2 languages for a non-STEM academic:
Go Python

>Top 2 languages that are future proof:
C Python

>Top 2 languages that pay the most:
Go C++ (depends on country really)

>Top 2 languages that are the most useless:
Scratch Typed/Racket

>Top 2 languages that are the hardest to master:
Malbolge Brainfuck

>Top 2 languages that are the easiest to master:
Lisp Go

>Top 2 languages dying languages:
PHP Java

>Top 2 languages growing languages:
Rust Scratch

>Top 2 languages for beginners:
Java + Ruby (OOP is a good paradigm for beginners)

>Top 2 languages for webdev(front end):
JavaScript + Elm

>Top 2 languages for webdev(back end):
Go + Ruby

>Top 2 languages for Windows general/tool use:
C# + VBA

>Top 2 languages for high performance/lanrge projects:
Java + C++

>Top 2 languages for games from scratch:
Lua + C++

>Top 2 languages for OS creation:
C + C++

>Top 2 languages for hacking:
Ruby + C

>Top 2 languages for science/math:
Python + R

>Top 2 languages for a non-STEM academic:
Python + Perl

>Top 2 languages that are future proof:
Java + JavaScript

>Top 2 languages that pay the most:
Java + C++

>Top 2 languages that are the most useless:
Today? Fortran + QBasic

>Top 2 languages that are the hardest to master:
Scala + C++

>Top 2 languages that are the easiest to master:
Go + JavaScript

>Top 2 languages dying languages:
Objective-C + Pascal

>Top 2 languages growing languages:
Go + WebAssembly

>HTML and CSS aren't programming languages.
html+css is even turing complete, fucking retard

>Today? Fortran
fortran has still some usecases today, and qbasic is used on some retro shit (but very niche)

the most useless language would be malbolge and probably visual basic

Visual basic (VBA) is used with the MS Office package (Excel, Access, Word and so on), there's a lot of usage in offices.

Write a fizzbuzz program in htm+css
Or call HTML a markup language and css a style sheet language

>Top 2 languages for beginners:
Ada, Assembly
>Top 2 languages for high performance/lanrge projects:
Ada, C
>Top 2 languages for games from scratch:
C, C++
>Top 2 languages for OS creation:
Ada, C
>Top 2 languages for science/math:
R, Haskell
>Top 2 languages dying languages:
Ada, Lisp

>Top 2 languages for beginners:
HTML
>Top 2 languages for webdev(front end):
HTML
>Top 2 languages for webdev(back end):
HTML
>Top 2 languages for Windows general/tool use:
HTML
>Top 2 languages for high performance/lanrge projects:
HTML
>Top 2 languages for games from scratch:
HTML
>Top 2 languages for OS creation:
HTML
>Top 2 languages for hacking:
HTML
>Top 2 languages for science/math:
HTML
>Top 2 languages for a non-STEM academic:
HTML
Top 2 languages that are future proof:
HTML
>Top 2 languages that pay the most:
HTML
>Top 2 languages that are the most useless:
HTML
>Top 2 languages that are the hardest to master:
HTML
>Top 2 languages that are the easiest to master:
HTML
>Top 2 languages dying languages:
HTML
>Top 2 languages growing languages:
HTML

The best language for front-end and back-end web dev is "none at all, don't do that"

Top 2 languages for beginners:
Haskell not even meming
Lisp

Top 2 languages for webdev(front end):
Javascript.
Soon: C++ with Webassembly

Top 2 languages for webdev(back end):
C++ not even meming
Java because fuck anything that's not performant

Top 2 languages for Windows general/tool use:
> Windows

Top 2 languages for high performance/lanrge projects:
C++
Java

Top 2 languages for games from scratch:
C++
Java

Top 2 languages for OS creation:
Rust

Top 2 languages for hacking:
> hacking
Python
Anything at all really

Top 2 languages for science/math:
C++
Haskell

Top 2 languages for a non-STEM academic:
Python
Bash and friends

Top 2 languages that are future proof:
C++
Python

Top 2 languages that pay the most:
C++
FORTRAN not even meming

Top 2 languages that are the most useless:
Brainfuck
Prolog

Top 2 languages that are the hardest to master:
C++
Fucking Scala fuck that shit

Top 2 languages that are the easiest to master:
C not even meming

Top 2 languages dying languages:
COBOL

Top 2 languages growing languages:
Rust

>webpages are unnecessary
Sup Forums, not even once

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