Intel launches its new precious metal Xeon platform

arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/07/intels-new-xeon-scalable-platform-is-its-most-complex-yet/

ark.intel.com/products/series/125191/Intel-Xeon-Scalable-Processors

How will AyyyMD recover?

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Burning this place with no survivors

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I will finally see the world burn with me in it.

Thanks, Intel.

>Multiple criss-crossing bingbusses becomes omnipath
>58 separate SKUs with each individual feature being segmented
Is their goal to flabbergast the competition and end users with bullshit?

>"scaleable"
>"integrated fabric"

Pretty much, yeah.

>The number everyone will gawp at is that of the 8180M: 28 cores, 56 threads, a base clock speed of 2.5GHz, turboing to 3.8GHz, with 1.5TB memory support: those chips will come in at a cool $13,011 each. Sacrificing the large memory support drops the price to $10,009

L m a o
O V E R

>Integrated Fabric
>IF

>Intel will start marketting skymeme-x as having "IF"

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inb4 Intel shills defend this as a good thing.
>If you don't need it you don't have to pay for it!
>No one is going to buy it anyway
Kinda surprised they haven't made upgrade cards for these chips.

AMD copies Intel buzzwords all the fucking time who cares

Plutonium version when?

What does fabric mean?

Do I gotta vacuum it every so often?

As expected, Intel's expensive monolithic dies and highly segmented marketing tactics aren't going to win them many favors.

>All in all, it must be said that AMD executed very well and delivered a new server CPU that can offer competitive performance for a lower price point in some key markets. Server customers with non-scalar sparse matrix HPC and Big Data applications should especially take notice.
>As for Intel, the company has delivered a very attractive and well scaling product. But some of the technological advances in Skylake-SP are overshadowed by the heavy price tags and somewhat "over the top" market segmentation.

anandtech.com/show/11544/intel-skylake-ep-vs-amd-epyc-7000-cpu-battle-of-the-decade/23

Name ten examples.

>Up to 28cores
>8 socket motherboards
>1 CPU costs 13k

Are Intel actually retarded?

What the fuck, how the fuck is someone supposed to cool that shit?

Hitler traumatized them so much that they have this compulsion to build ovens?

>Want support for 2,666MHz memory? You'll need a Platinum or Gold part. Bronze is limited to 2,100MHz, Silver to 2,400MHz.

Holy shiiit. Intel must be doing this for their next sockets processors also. Fucking platinum level processors haha.

Good luck figuring this shit out.

Wait. What?

semiaccurate.com/2017/07/11/intel-launches-purley-aka-metal-xeons/

>Those last two characters
Intel could make 4 versions of the same processor with different features enabled/disabled?

Pure, distilled segmentation.

Kak.

These are the different SKUs for the new xeon lineup rofl

Kek, wouldn't be the first time they tired it.
>AMD creates Hyper-Transport
>Intel decides to call their SMT, Hyper-Threading

Great way of handing over most of the markets to AMD, Intel.

Literally what the fuck, an 8 core EPYC supports more memory and IO than a $13k Pentium

>13,000 dollaridoos for a CPU
What in the actual everloving fuck, Intel.

What the fuck is this shitfest?
Why the fuck are they segmenting even fucking memory per socket support?

COUGH UP, GOY

>AMD's processors are pretty good
>wat do
>shoot self into foot, that'll teach them

Hey Brian
>sup
Check out the new i7-6700 v4 gold
>LOOL
LOOL
>You're getting a bonus

damnit I forgot the snip

So this needs another version?

>upgrade cards
wasn't that "service" discontinued 6 years ago

>Sockets are on CPU
wait, what?

Server owners buy them
Rent them out by the core
Make up the cost within a month

It's not for NEETs, you will never, ever own one of these nor will anyone on this board ever

It's twice the cost of latest E7 Xeons.
TWICE.

Make up the cost within 2 years*

>Intel
>powerful processors
>eat power like motherfuckers and generate heat like holo-ovens
>so many processors to choose from a clusterfuck of tiers with many pros and cons, price differences and locked features that are already there, like on-disc DLC
>"best one" is 13K dollars

>AMD
>slightly less powerful
>less power needed and emits less heat
>concise list of fully featured available processors
>"best one" is probably cheaper, more efficient and slightly less powerful than Intel

Intel's gonna make up the cost within 2 fucking decades.

4 core 7k usd

PoooMD is dead lmao!

This chip will already be as hot as a reactor core. Might need a PSU just for the CPU.

>Only 3/4ths a TB of memory.
>EIGHT FUCKING SOCKETS
Come on now...

holy shit it's like textual spaghetti

You forgot to add
>Intel
>Lasts for decades under 100 degree loads
>AMJEW
>Fails within a few months even with liquid helium cooling

Why do you even bother posting this shit that has absolutely no connection to reality whatsoever?

Except it does, one of my intel processors ran at 130 degrees under heavy loads due to shit cooling and it still works
On the other hand I've never seen an AMD processor that has lasted more than 6 months without failing

Why are you posting your complete bullshit in a thread about server CPUs? Weren't you on here yesterday jerking your dick off about your magical 130c surviving CPU? It doesn't fucking exist, you're retarded and need to fuck off forever.

>it doesn't exist because I said so
AMJEW denial at it's finest
How does it feel wasting money on garbage bin components that a pajeet shat out in fuckknowswhere India?

Reminder to report shitposters.

>loses the argument
>Y-YOU'RE JUST SHITPOSTING
Jesus, you fail harder than an AMD processor

how is this even legal...

Why are you defending you fire hazard tier CPU? Lmao.

AMD have always been less reliable than Intel due to their production being under less scrutiny.

You can refuse to accept this as fact due to not feeding you a source but AMD CPUs were notorious for dying randomly, hence why even back in the days of pentiums and athlons , Intel got the better market share due to the fact you could rely on an Intel computer to not die half way through a session of work while AMDs QC was fucking terrible.

Now it's about even but back in the day, AMD were known for shitty CPUs hence why they were the cheaper option.

So is Intel still naming their low end server parts E3 or what?

>tfw 2 DOA Duron's back in the day so sprang for a P4

Is Intel really trying to sell an eight socket motherboard?
what the fuck?

>even back in the day AMD were known for shitty CPUs
That's why IBM used AMD for their PC XTs, right?
Also why IBM chose AMD (out of the rest of the industry) to require Intel to hand x86 rights to.

>That's why IBM used AMD for their PC XTs, right?
They used AMD because they're cheap indian shit

>On the other hand I've never seen an AMD processor that has lasted more than 6 months without failing
That's funny, I have a Phenom II that's been running nonstop for the last 5 years without problems. Maybe you should try to actually take care of your hardware instead of running it at 130C like a fuckshit retard.

IBM was charging thousands to businesses that would absolutely pay more. They couldn't give less of a shit about how much it costs. (that's what the clone market was for)

>That's funny, I have a Phenom II that's been running nonstop for the last 5 years without problems
Please, show me a power supply that can run non-stop for 5 years and not fail
Protip: there isn't one

Sounds like a load of shit to me. I owned several AMD CPUs during those years and never had an issue.

El-cheapo Antec Neo ECO 400C, bought it all the way back in 2009 for an Athlon 64x2 system, at which point it served a Pentium E5300 and a Q9400 system for day in and day out use until I got a higher capacity 500W unit. After that it ended up attached to the Phenom II system starting in 2012 for nonstop 24/7 operation until 2 months ago when I shuffled my hardware around. It now serves as the PSU for another Core 2 quad system.

Again, stop treating your hardware like shit and maybe it'll last longer. Also, nice goalpost moving, we started on CPUs and moved to power supplies.

Are any of these going to be compatible with LGA 2066 or is Intel axing that?

Goddamn the desperation and FUD coming out of the shilltel crowd right now.

>nice goalpost moving
Except I didn't move the goalposts
You said you ran your CPU 5 years nonstop, which would imply you never turned off your computer and I asked you a power supply which would be capable of such operation
Also the power supply you listed is only good for the most low-power cheap shit computer you can build therefore making it completely useless in this day and age

>Please, show me a power supply that can run non-stop for 5 years and not fail

Yep, it doesn't exist, just like your CPU that runs at 130c without thermal shutdown. Stop shitting up the thread, stop shitting up the board, fuck off forever.

>show me a power supply that can run non-stop for 5 years and not fail
Are you retarded?

Because under actual loads it doesn't exist you idiot
Sure you can put a .000001v load behind a 9v battery and it would last years, but what fucking use is any device that requires such a small amount of voltage
But of course a cheap shit rig would fit an AMJEW, since you're such a poor little streetshitter

AMD Thunderbird
AMD Athlon 2500+
AMD Athlon X2 4200+
AMD A8-4500M

Number of CPUs used every day for years on end w/o issue : All
Number of dead CPUs : None

Kill yourself.

back to linustechtips.com my friend

>I only buy chinkshit PSUs: The Post

>all of them are garbage bin processors from 1950 that can't do anything
Of course your processor won't fail if it doesn't even work in the first place

>Poo in the loo AMJEW calling others shitposters

The irony is almost palpable

How about you take that linustechdick out of your ass and face the facts

MY FUCKING KEK

10/10

>Are Intel actually retarded?

Offering that much performance / space comes at a price.

Yeah, not performance per core, or performance per watt. Performance per space.

>FilthyFrank
It sure is summer!

>which would imply you never turned off your computer
I should fucking hope not, it spent most of its time as as a server, which it still does to this day.
If it ever went down (system maintenance, external power loss) i had it back up within a couple of hours at the most.

And he and I are 2 completely fucking different people.

We were having a nice civil thread right up until you showed up.

>$13,011

kek

Intel shills woke up late. Let him be, goy! He has to meet his quota!

The scaling on those 8 sockets are so poor, though. Where are you setting this shit up in, a storage closet?
Just report him.

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who would buy this abortion?
I mean who literally who
Anyone half sane would buy at least an Skylake X or some shit even Ryzen or 7700 over this

Going to post some slides from the Purley release.

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Nice pluralization on "Die" intel
I find it hard to believe Intel would use the words "glued together"

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Dear fucking lord the amount of FUDge in these slides could fill a chocolate factory.

>Intel trying to hide that 8x8MB of L3 is 64MB

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Did they REALLY add a link to some rando blubbering about day one gaming performance to their server slides? I have no words. Intel has basically been reduced to spouting the talking points of retarded Sup Forums trolls.

Now this is what you call scared as fuck

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>WCCFTECH
Lmao