JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

"Glued together desktop die"

Billions upon billions of dollars, probably ten times the workforce of AMD, and that is how intel plans to compete with Epyc after years of doing nothing.

Intel truly is finished.

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twitter.com/AMDRyzen/status/885153186155311104
techpowerup.com/235092/intel-says-amd-epyc-processors-glued-together-in-official-slide-deck
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Says the comapny using mayonaise for heat transfer

Please tell me it's a troll presentation. Did Intel hire middle schoolers from Sup Forums for its PR department?

computerbase.de/bildstrecke/78687/

Here's the rest of them. Most of them are relatively normal (by Intel standards).

I hope to god it's real

Forgot the link
overclock3d.net/news/cpu_mainboard/intel_resorts_to_dirty_marketing_during_their_skylake_sp_xeon_launch/1

AMD rekt

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Its a piece of modern art user

Thank you based AMD beard guy. twitter.com/AMDRyzen/status/885153186155311104

Oh shit

>Intel truly is finished
SHUT UP

What the fuck I never saw any Ryzen on the deals list. Oh well, I still bought one anyway.

>Here, Intel are telling us how much better for the customer it is to be hard-locked to Intel's ecosystem for virtualization, since "VMs running on Intel Xeon processor compute pools can only live migrate to other Intel VM Pools". It's like they're saying "just imagine the amount of work you'll have to migrate these to AMD. Better remain with us."
Intel is finished. PR this bad.

Analysis of Intel's ridiculous PR release.
>techpowerup.com/235092/intel-says-amd-epyc-processors-glued-together-in-official-slide-deck

>cloud of company names
Fun game: Find companies in there that ARE NOT RISC-V foundation members.

Intel's got so many friends, everybody wants to run away from intel :^)

>Muh games!
Wait, this is Intel's official stance? Oh God, this is hilarious.

wacky amd beard guy is actually doing a good job, makes amd feel comfy

LMAO
For Intel to be this desperate.

Holy shit this is funny. Can't believe Intel actually thought this was a good idea. They could have made a compelling argument about higher potential core count, Intel compilers, the various extra bits they make (xpoint, the knights cards, so on and so forth) and a whole lot else but instead they resort to childish name calling.

>stay with intel, or else!
Is something that kinda worked for them in the athlon64/opteron days, and with desktop computer OEMs.
The problem is that, in the present days, it doesn't just fail to work, but does them more harm than good.

Anyone working in the professional fields and know their shit regarding technology will see through this nonsense. People would setup and administer data centers and the like will be looking at this and laughing their asses off right now.

Sounds like Intel is marketing server chips into kiddos. Damn it Intel

You realize the executives this will be targeted to will likely not be computer or technical people.

CTOs are just going to laugh at it, though.

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