>at college
>have a brand new Thinkpad
>everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks
>professer is a huge macfag
>tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don’t get a mac
>tell him he is wrong
>he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook
>mine is faster, and better in every way
>starts getting mad
>he pours water over mine by “accident”
>"oh no! your 90’s laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macbook after class today!"
“Actually, this is a $2000 top of the range thinkpad, and it’s water proof”
>hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his
>"the fuck did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!"
>tried to get me expelled
>they look at the security footage
>come back next week and see a new lecturer.
>he’s a huge Linux/open source fag
>has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad
At college
Truly based.
How will mac manlets recover?
upboated and reddit gold sent
Thinkpads truly make my dick hard just by hearing their glorious name.
email your GAY and STUPID previous professor and just type "xD" in the email body and SEND without a subject. Teach that macfag that open source will always crush closed source proprietary CRAPPLE garbage!
holy shit if this is actualy real you are the most savage and lucky person! holy shit!
WOW OP YOU'RE SO COOL MAN I WISH I WAS LIKE YOU!!!!!!
Things that never happened
Shit that never happened: the thread
10/10 i cum on cat she hiss at penis
it is real in my mind
one word: EPIC.
where?
Ebin
And then did everyone stand up and clap?
>lying on the Internet
Edit: OP hier, thanks for the gold
>not bringing your beige full tower pii mechanical keyboard ball mouse and crt monitor to classes
pleb
What are things that didn't happen for four-hundred, Alex?
that's 3 words you moron
> Hier
Kanker op kanker nerd
Nederlul confirmed
>I bookmark links to my Interracial HD Erotica in my brain.
>Aunt gets to keep her gently used i7 T420 from her job for $50 when she retires
>she thinks it's a "LOL #DinosaurComputer" and talks about buying a macbook
>mfw it will be mine for probably nothing when she hands over her shekels for an inferior fruitpad throttlebook with stunning™ meme™ display™
>hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his
They should make a porno about this.
LOOOOOOOOOL
I still can't believe I was autistic enough to hook my laptop with nekomimi themed background up to the uni projector.
You have to go back.
Don't sweat it. Two weeks ago I saw someone with a zone-tan shirt.
It doesn't matter how autistic you are.
You will always find someone more autistic in the cs department.
*Maclet
Epic! Macfags for the loss xD