What brilliant new innovation will we bring to the iphone 8?

Bonus goodboy points for totally breaking the phone.
I'll start.
"Now introducing the new Iphone 8 with a bendproof carbon fiber inner frame."

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Rehash the solar charging idea or scratch resistant glass

We have to take advantage of the new ""features"" of the 8 to trick people
Maybe something like "The screen is now flame resistant, and now has Color Temperature™. Expose your iPhone 8™ screen to an open flame and watch as your screen changes color!" Or something stupid like that

Accelerometer shuts down the phone miliseconds before a drop and it vibrates to cancel the force of impact.

Drop proof.

Already done

Yeah there is a video of that already but I feel like we need more It just seems unfinished. But I like your vibrating idea.
youtube.com/watch?v=lp-a-R912I8
I like that color temperature idea but it seems sort of far fetched as who ever would need a flame resistant phone.

What about something that takes from those feminist vagina pride parades and makes your phone a vibrator saying #pussypride or something like that

Shit that already exists as an actual thing.

I like this idea
Say that Apple has partnered with the creators of the "Famous LifeProof case" and say that the iphone is now fire and water resistant

So are we meming on social media again?

I assume so. But we would need a realistic looking apple add if we want to pull it off. Where are those photoshoppers when ya need em.

Here is a 3d model of the supposed design of the new phone from crapple to save anyone looking for it the time.
cgtrader.com/free-3d-models/electronics/phone/iphone-8

At work kohai. Give me the fonts, the ruse and I'll have something that'd trick Tim C(r)ook

Here is a better model that I found but it's not free.

Are there any standing software bugs like the 1970 one?

superPort

the charging slot accepts all sorts of connectors now; and though some will require a little force to fit, will all now charge the new iPhone

lol what is that shit, some kind of rehashed Galaxy S8 design? There's already tempered glass protectors and cases on the market that show what iPhone 8 will be like and it's nothing like that.

Can you find some models?

This sounds really interesting.

Here are the fonts used for apple ads
applegazette.com/feature/the-fonts-apple-uses/

Here are some fonts applegazette.com/feature/the-fonts-apple-uses/
and here is a good model but I'm not sure if this will be accurate when the thing releases. The details are still technically unreleased. But most of it it likely. Just some minor adjustments if we want to fool the masses.
cgtrader.com/3d-models/electronics/phone/apple-iphone-8-all-colors-concept

can't wait for those wrecked ports

I feel like it should just be lightning and micro usb. Idk if even micro usb will fit inside a lightning port without massive amounts of lube.

A fucking sd card slot? A removable battery? A headphone jack?

A phone that doesn't shatter when you look at it angry?

kek
Pop the screen off with a knife to remove the battery? So many people will cut themselves trying.

What if in order to access the battery, one has to slam their phone on a flat hard surface?