/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
• user receives his BM-800 • user tries out the Walnut v2s • user's phone is stuck in customs • user overpays for a chinky projector with 800x600 resolution • user bought a bike light • user bought two xiaomi bluetooth speakers and the ZS3 • Comfy shares the latest Gearbest coupons (non-referral) • user finds some coupons for Xiaomi power banks • user gets a Mickey mouse watch • user has a Rasp pi case come in the mail Previous thread

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pastebin.com/Q8zDiv3F
arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/07/bootleg-nes-classics-flood-market-to-fill-demand-that-nintendo-wont/
gearbest.com/laptops/pp_654248.html
phoebusgroup.en.alibaba.com/product/60705566439-803790661/EUR_version_of_the_nes_classic_mini_console.html
phoebusgroup.en.alibaba.com/product/60705256086-803790661/USA_version_classic_TV_console_with_30_pre_loaded_games_mini_nes_console.html
gearbest.com/laptops/pp_622091.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_596612.html
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_536609.html
gearbest.com/puzzle-educational/pp_217667.html
gearbest.com/brushes/pp_640938.html
gearbest.com/pest-control/pp_327040.html
gearbest.com/squishy-toys/pp_660951.html
gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216375.html
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_571963.html
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_619391.html
youtu.be/LtXmsxRdiUw
aliexpress.com/item/WeMos-D1-jewelry-for-dweebs/32673300492.html
ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-F95B-Portable-Fan-with-Rechargeable-18650-li-ion-Battery-Blue/282064127528
aliexpress.com/item/panasonic/32520082690.html
aliexpress.com/item/1PCS-NCR18650B-18650-3400mAh-Li-ion-Rechargeable-Battery-Free-Shipping/1957045070.html
ebay.co.uk/itm/BM800-Condenser-Pro-Studio-Audio-Record-Microphone-Shock-Mount-KTV-Karaoke-Black-/262936608311
aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-Micro-USB-Cable-1m-2m-3m-Sync-Data-Charger-Cable-for-Samsung-Galaxy-S3-S4/32391749504.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

• Comfy shared some more Gearbest coupons (non-referral)

pastebin.com/Q8zDiv3F

Pastebin of today's deals.

arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/07/bootleg-nes-classics-flood-market-to-fill-demand-that-nintendo-wont/ where can I get this ?

>*I shared some more Gearbest coupons

If that were true the unique poster count wouldn't have gone up you stupid fuck

>Give us 5 stars or we'll send her back to the Russians in that outfit

you posted from different devices then, Comfy

>being this retarded or thinking other people are
Wew.

Daily reminder to never buy chink shit

China sure knows the target audience

tfw thinking about getting the behringer umc204hd for my bm-800 cause I kinda want one with midi interface..
>80 jewroos

It's OK. Jack Ma has my back.

New Jumper EZBook Laptop coming August 12th

gearbest.com/laptops/pp_654248.html

Main Features:
● Microsoft Windows 10 OS
Offers more powerful performance, brings you more smooth and wonderful user experience
● Intel Core m3-7Y30 Dual Core 1.0GHz, up to 2.6GHz
Ultra-low-voltage platform and dual-core processing provide maximum high-efficiency power
● 8GB DDRL RAM for Advanced Multitasking, up to 16GB
Substantial high-bandwidth RAM to smoothly run your games, photos and video-editing applications, as well as multiple programs and browser tabs all at once
● 128GB SSD Storage Capacity
Provides room to store pictures, videos, music and more
● Front Camera for Photos and Face-to-face Chat
2.0MP front camera allows you to capture memorable moments or chat with friends
● Dual Band 2.4GHz / 5.0GHz WiFi
802.11a/b/g/n/ac wireless Internet, allows you to connect to the Web while within range of an available wireless network

phoebusgroup.en.alibaba.com/product/60705566439-803790661/EUR_version_of_the_nes_classic_mini_console.html

phoebusgroup.en.alibaba.com/product/60705256086-803790661/USA_version_classic_TV_console_with_30_pre_loaded_games_mini_nes_console.html

CHUWI LapBook 12.3 - SILVER
$289.99 with coupon CHUWI123
gearbest.com/laptops/pp_622091.html

LUMINTOP EDC25 Flashlight
$19.99 with coupon LPDEAL
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_596612.html

Zanflare F1 4500-5000K Flashlight
$19.99 with coupon ZANFLAREF1
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_536609.html

Xiaomi Mi Pad 3 Tablet PC - CHAMPAGNE GOLD
$204 with coupon AHPad3
gearbest.com/puzzle-educational/pp_217667.html

Handheld Blind Cleaner Shutter Brush - COLORMIX
$3.87 with coupon HSALE25
gearbest.com/brushes/pp_640938.html

2 in 1 Mosquito Killer Lamp LED Night Light - EU PLUG BLUE AND WHIT
$1.99 with coupon AFFMKLED
gearbest.com/pest-control/pp_327040.html

Cute Cartoon Lazy Sleeping Cat TPR Squishy Toy - COLORMIX
$1.09 with coupon AFFCCLS
gearbest.com/squishy-toys/pp_660951.html

Pastebin also fully updated.

>Mosquito killer
Isn't that the exploding one?

KZ ZS3 Detachable Design HiFi In Ear Stereo Earphones
$5.99 with coupon SDKZZS3
gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html

KZ-ATE 3.5mm In-Ear Earphones with Mic HiFi Stereo Headphones
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216375.html

FuriBee F36 Quadcopter
$9.99 with coupon FBGB13
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_571963.html

Teclast 98 2/32GB Tablet
$99.99 with coupon T98OCTA
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_619391.html

That should be all of the major coupons for today. Anything else that pops up I'll update the pastebin and discord throughout the day. I do edit posts so double check to make sure I haven't added anything to existing posts.

This one
youtu.be/LtXmsxRdiUw

coupon for ATE is SDKZATE and makes them $5.99

>tfw some chink bled and died to get you your 30 cent smartphone stand

>Quadcopter for $9.99
That's pretty cheap, reminds me of the good old days of /csg/ when you could get a JJRC H22 or Floureon H101 under $10

my keypuller from banggood arrived after two weeks
it's allright

>The Code cannot be used for Orders to Australia.
Gay.

>Zanflare F1 4500-5000K Flashlight
>LUMINTOP EDC25 Flashlight
are these good enough for normal people (i.e. not BLF autists)? F1 looks less chinky and more powerful

>FuriBee F36
>$9.99
REEEEEE. I paid $10.99 last time this was on sale. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

I got a long strand of chink hair stuck to one of my packages once.

I once opened up a package for a pen and my entire room started smelling of candy-bananas. Not sure what the fuck was up with that,.

So I ordered two items, one with AliExpress Standard Shipping, and one with China Post Small Packet Plus. Guess which one is already here and which one is stuck in China?

$400+ for 2013 specs

It's shit

>Guess which one is already here
China post. [spoiler]Mine came with CZ331 last night.[/spoiler]

you don't see many laptops with a 1080p screen and expandable ram for $400. Consumer laptop specs are stuck in 2013 if anything. Most of them are still 720p other than Chromebooks.

Ryzen mobile APU laptops when?

Aww shit nigga. Thanks for reminding me to check my tracking numbers. Most of mine are china only, but my mic stand should be here tomorrow. Just ordered my audio interface, so that should be here Monday or Tuesday. SUGOI.

aliexpress.com/item/WeMos-D1-jewelry-for-dweebs/32673300492.html

I ordered this a week ago, got it today. Compare/contrast with a UART I got for a naked ESP I have that I ordered two and a half months ago which arrived yesterday. Comes with male, female and hermaphrodite jumpers, which is neat.

So I'm the user who asked around for chink laser advice a few weeks back. I bought this for ~4$ off AliExpress without the charger and battery which I already had. Here's a little review for other anons who may be interested in getting a laser from china.

I've had a true 5mW laser before and when I compare them, I'd say this one is 10-15mW which is not a big difference but the dot is considerably brighter. I've asked the seller what's the power of this laser, but he didn't respond nor does it say in listing's description.

So before anyone asks, yes it's a burning laser. When you focus the lens like in the last picture, you can burn black fabric and plastic. Anything less than pitch black colour? Won't happen. On a cloudy day in a slightly dim room you can clearly see the beam and during the night, it's basically an infinite, very thin lightsaber. The beam, unfortunately, seems to increase in size quite a bit after a few dozen meters even though when you point it towards the sky, it looks perfectly focused. I could post some night shots if anyone is interested. It also comes with a pair of keys which are used to turn it on. I find it particularly cool because it won't get accidentally turned on in your pocket or bag.

My unit did came a bit fucked, though. The lens wasn't perfectly aligned inside the laser and I had a dim spot below the dot so I ripped the lens off, aligned it and glued it back. You can align the lens by moving it until the dot is right above the laser. If the dot changes direction, the lens isn't aligned well. Just be careful if you plan to move it since the lens is a small, plastic piece inside the laser head (which you can unscrew easly) and if it gets scratched, you're fucked for good.

For 4$, I'm happy with it. Any other anons with lasers?

why would you need to lock the battery inside your laser

It's actually locks the use of the on/off button

>I could post some night shots if anyone is interested.
Post one of the plane you'll shoot down with it.

You don't lock the battery, the lock is just a little switch which, when locked, prevents the laser diode from getting power from the battery.

Is there any benefit to posting reviews on Ali like there is with Banggood or Goybeast?

You get the satisfaction of helping other people and the store you bought it from.

I'm not a muslim, user

That's exactly what a muslim would say.

How long does shipping to Europe take with Singapore Post?

In my country they ban public use of 5mW above lasers and it's illegal etc etc. If I import this one would it bee to high? I mean I only plan on using it private anyway for fun. Just afraid they will fine me or something, it's just some cheap chink shit. If not I'll buy one less bright, but then it won't burn shit and it'll be boring. I have 18650 batteries for flashlights or whatever they are called.

Meme Gongtian F95B just arrived. The hype looks to have been justified. These things move a ton of air for their size and on the third setting, they actually move themselves across the desk. Chinks were nice enough to include a 18650 with these things. Not bad at all.

Where did you buy it?

Of course they aren't going to fine you. Protip: if you order something illegal and they attempt to fuck you over, just say you didn't order it and someone ordered it to your name.

Lots of small things are illegal and most of these laws aren't strongly enforced. Order it and don't fear anything, nothing will happen.

If I actually want to carry my KZ memes around, how do I do so without messing up the memory wire?
Are there IEM cases that aren't terrible nor more than $5?

Here's the seller I bought from. Can confirm that he's legit. Just make sure you pm him to specifically ask for the 2016 version.

ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-F95B-Portable-Fan-with-Rechargeable-18650-li-ion-Battery-Blue/282064127528

Can someone recommend a 18650 battery from AliExpress, i need a new one for my vaper, but there are so many i dont know what are real and what ones are fake.

user from a few threads back recommended me fasttech so maybe check them out? He told me they are more precise in the battery ratings than ali or others.

VariCore. You can pay extra to have batteries manufactured some moths later than this, but this is the best offer trust me.
aliexpress.com/item/panasonic/32520082690.html

>$74.03 shipping to EU

dude what the fuck is this shit?

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What type of shitcuckistan do you live in? £2 shipping to bongland

dude what do you think of this one

aliexpress.com/item/1PCS-NCR18650B-18650-3400mAh-Li-ion-Rechargeable-Battery-Free-Shipping/1957045070.html

fuck off T*rk

>shipping to ireland
>to ireland
>ireland

Since i discovered AliExpress 2 years ago i didnt use Ebay since then. Literally everything is cheaper on Ali.

How can ebay even compete?

I just use an old Altoids tin, I don't specifically have KZ ATEs but my Rock Zirons fit fine

My bad, i just woke up. Sorry Irish bro for calling you stinking T*rk.

Anyone know what weed vape won't poison me or burn the shit out of everything inside?
I was thinking of getting the herbstick eco after seeing it on massdrop a long time ago, but saw the snoop dogg elite replicas have a max capacity of .75 grams

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I dunno about him, but I get the same shipping price. I live in Malta, and this shit only happens with batteries. Had to find someone who shipped using a standard method.

fuck off gypsy

That's literally not true.

Well find something on ebay and i will find it cheaper on Ali.
Also Ebay shipping os 2x more expensive than Ali.

The Herbstick Eco might give you cancer That snoop shit will combust. Go look on Fuckcombustion and be ready to spend at least $50. The divine tribe 510 attachment and a suitable mod box is probably the cheapest for cancer free vapor.

BM-800. It's $8 on ebay with free shipping.

>BM-800. It's $8 on ebay with free shipping.

post link

Can anybody recc me a good chink flashlight? Took up a job as a security guard and they have me haul around pic related.

jesus dude just roll a join dont be a fucking hipster

convoy C8/L6

>FATMAX
That one better be Made in USA.

ebay.co.uk/itm/BM800-Condenser-Pro-Studio-Audio-Record-Microphone-Shock-Mount-KTV-Karaoke-Black-/262936608311

Make an offer. I actually got it for $7.
>jesus dude just roll a joint dont be a fucking hipster and enjoy your cancer and lung problems
Epic, my fellow afro-american friend.

buy an old 6-d cell maglite and get a led conversion for it. Peak security guard flashlight kino.

Nice trips. I've heard that maglite conversions are a waste of time/money. I guess it could be useful if you need it as a weapon though.

I want to convert a classic flashlight I have to LED. It uses a P13.5S bulb, but the lightbulb that originally sat there says 2.4V, and I can only find LED bulbs in that form factor with 3V. Is this a problem?

What batteries are in there? I doubt it would be a problem.

Rate my gf

is she a roastie?

I don't understand these batteries. If it's a panasonic battery, why doesn't it say panasonic on it?

Probably not, it doesn't sound like it was super bright to begin with.

That'll be 2 1.2V NiCd cells (internal?), if you got a spare bulb and enough space inside you could always have a shot at replacing those with a 3.7V LiPo pack.

Dont buy one, or at least dont buy a portable vape.
I bought a flowemate about 2 years ago for $80 and while it is a nice change (totally different effects) it isnt worth it. The portable ones waste a lot of weed because the vapor can just dissapate.
If you insist on getting one get a table model that keeps the vapor trapped

>I bought a cheap conduction vape 2 years ago so I know everything about vapes
Yeah, no. Affordable portable convection vapes are cropping up.

So what's the best chink MicroUSB cable out there? This one seems nice with a good track record but I'm wondering is there a better price/performance candidate.

Item related:
aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-Micro-USB-Cable-1m-2m-3m-Sync-Data-Charger-Cable-for-Samsung-Galaxy-S3-S4/32391749504.html

2 D-cell batteries.
I don't want to fuck around with the internals, just replace the bulb with LED.

yo are the figmas on aliexpress all knock offs or something why are they like half price

ROCK, Aukey, Orico and Ugreen are the /csg/ recommended brands. Btw if you have the Aliexpress app there's a $1 off $3 coupon available for 50 coins, for the Ugreen store

i've had respiratory issues caused by pneumonia when i was little, I don't really see myself inhaling smoke. I'd take edibles but i don't like them as much

I've just ordered one of the reversible ones

btw brits, UGreen does a QC USB charger with the rare UK plug

I bought a 3m one of these, and it works great.

That's exactly what the big Maglites are for, you can walk around with it raised and ready to strike, but it's just a torch bro. If you can find an old 5C going around, they're just about perfect. The 6Ds are just too heavy.

If you're using alkalines you'll have your 3V. I don't know if it'll be worth it, but if it's cheap, give it a shot.
W-well, some people are pretty autistic about their light output.

Well, the 5Cs can repeatedly output light faster and the narrower diameter means the light is a bit more focused on the body part you're lighting up.

If it's from a foreign name brand then it's fake.

I meant compared to a regular non-weaponized modern torch. I was looking into converting one, but consensus was that it wasn't worth it if you were just looking for a good flashlight.

that divine tribe attachment does look pretty nice. with a TCR box it works out to $40~60. Barely more expensive than chinkshit and a lot cheaper than name-brand vapes. I just moved to france so i hope they ship here

I got a drop in one off of Amazon. Works fine in the 6d one I have