Unix time (and Sup Forums filenames) are going to roll over from 1.4 billion seconds since January 1st 1970 to 1...

>Unix time (and Sup Forums filenames) are going to roll over from 1.4 billion seconds since January 1st 1970 to 1.5 billion in 4 hours

Other urls found in this thread:

epochconverter.com/clock
unixtimestamp.com/
i.4cdn.org/g/1500000000000.png
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499464661084.webm
coolepochcountdown.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Vintage timestamps anyone? Who's been around this shithole longer?

man, this shit makes me feel old. I remember when we were at 1 billion like it was yesterday, well mostly because 9/11 was a couple days after, but still.

>Thu May 27 03:16:55 2004
How do I know you're not faking it with a believable timestamp, my boy?

Neat idea. This is the oldest thing I have readily available, for older stuff I would have to check my backups.

You'll just have to trust me. Have some pre-Sup Forums memes.

I really wish I started hoarding images from this site sooner.

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Earliest I have saved still from 2010.

Glad I wasn't here at 1.4 bil
Could you imagine

I almost never save anything from Sup Forums, I wonder why I saved this shit.

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It was a weird time for us all

reporting in

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this serves to prove that this place was very reddit even in 2011

Get on my level.

Noice.

>tfw rename all files to make them easily searchable
>tfw run them through an image optimizer and lose the download time
Oh well.

Found some 2004 vintage wallpapers too.

Damn I remember that image, too.

You also destroyed your image hashes, unique signatures that could have been used by something like Hydrus to tag your media.

remember when this thing took up almost a third of your goddamn screen

>unix time
>32 bit integer

linux was literally designed around planned obsolescence. but considering by the year 2038 it will still never be a true desktop OS no one will notice

It's not very old

This is Linux. My filesystem is 128 bit and my timestamps are 32, nigga. Now, get the fuck out my thread and if I see you in the catalog, I'm slapping the shit out of you.

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i have a bunch from 2006.

How can I tell the age of an image by its filename? I don't get it

hello newfriend. filenames of images, minus the last 3 digits, are unix time. paste it into a unix time converter and you'll get the date.

domo arigato user sama

>Who's been around this shithole longer?
You won't be around here much longer when ISPs soon shutdown Sup Forums.

>We're closer to 2030 than 2000

Only 90s kids will remember this

>unix time
damn, no joke
didn't know that's what they were

6000 seconds to go

>Suigetsu will never be translated

RIP old meme.

how much is that?

100 minutes

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no, I mean exactly

6000 seconds

dude, in american
come on

What clocks r u watchin
epochconverter.com/clock

Around 10:30 PM EST or 9:30 central

I don't think enough people know to spam enough to actually get the whole 1500000000000

Hahahahaa o i hope i die yahahahahaha

>hard drive died suddenly last year
>lost my old Sup Forums folder
Pic related, both my reaction and the oldest picture I now have (found it on an old hard drive a couple months ago)

J U S T

Remember, unixtimestamp.com/ is where you can watch the current unix timestamp.

>not hoarding antique stupidvideos.com videos

Same thing happened to me. I had some fresh old memes in there

What's stopping someone from forging a timestamp?

Nothing, Sup Forums x already has an option to randomize a timestamp from last year.

well we'll have some evidence of the upcoming epoch, at least, with archives and so on.

That's definitely a good start to a collection of images saved from Sup Forums.

>server seized immediately after archiving due to the amount of CP threads

while true
do
date +%s
sleep 1s
done

Oh boy, another 30-40 minutes left till 1.5 billion.

>At 02:40:00 UTC on Friday, 14 July 2017, the Unix time value will equal 1,500,000,000 seconds.
>At 03:33:20 UTC on Wednesday, 18 May 2033, the Unix time value will equal 2,000,000,000 seconds.
>At 06:28:16 UTC on Thursday, 7 February 2036, Network Time Protocol will loop over to the next epoch, as the 32-bit time stamp value used in NTP (unsigned, but based on 1 January 1900) will overflow. This date is close to the following date because the 136-year range of a 32-bit integer number of seconds is close to twice the 70-year offset between the two epochs.
>At 03:14:08 UTC on Tuesday, 19 January 2038, 32-bit versions of the Unix time stamp will cease to work, as it will overflow the largest value that can be held in a signed 32-bit number (7FFFFFFF16 or 2,147,483,647). Before this moment, software using 32-bit time stamps will need to adopt a new convention for time stamps, and file formats using 32-bit time stamps will need to be changed to support larger time stamps or a different epoch. If unchanged, the next second will be incorrectly interpreted as 20:45:52 Friday 13 December 1901 UTC.
>At 06:28:15 UTC on Sunday, 7 February 2106, the Unix time will reach FFFFFFFF16 or 4,294,967,295 seconds which, for systems that hold the time on 32-bit unsigned integers, is the maximum attainable. For these systems, the next second will be incorrectly interpreted as 00:00:00 Thursday 1 January 1970 UTC.
>At 15:30:08 UTC on Sunday, 4 December 292,277,026,596, 64-bit versions of the Unix time stamp would cease to work, as it will overflow the largest value that can be held in a signed 64-bit number. This is nearly 22 times the estimated current age of the universe, which is 1.37×1010 years (13.7 billion).

reminder to upgrade your computer before december 292,277,026,596.

I wonder what stuff will fuck up in 2038 though.

is it possible to get 1500000000000 filename?

I think it's almost impossible. I made a program to check for images and ran it on Sup Forums: it is hard even to find 3+ images in the same second.

yes but you have to literally be a wizard as 10ms too soon or too late and you miss it.

The only conceivable way to do it would be to have a whole bunch of bots attempting it at roughly the same time. One of them might get it.

>the lowest date that can be represented in a standard Unix timestamp is Friday the 13th

It is, way harder than getting trips though my friend

can you just loop over the links

i.4cdn.org/g/1500000000000.png

while changing the board names and the four file extensions? what does your script look like?

>go onto 4+4ch
>they quit using unix timestamps for some retarded reason
>see that one of the options next to the filename is (u) and uses the unix timestamp
>it's not even a unix timestamp at all, it's too short
what the fuck is the point

thanks google

>for some retarded reason
Storing files with their hash as a filename is much better than using timestamps, though.
It makes it easier to identify and find files, and avoids shit like images being overwritten by others when two people upload an image at the exact same time.

I thought Sup Forums being a vietnamese thumb wrestling porn forum was a meme.

My oldest one.

Less than 1000 seconds boyos

it will most likely be pol

watch -n 1 date +%s

>1499999276
Hurry up!

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the image swap thing hasn't happened for a few years

It's a C + libcurl mess.
I check for the thumbnails (they are always s.jpg).

pastebin.com/raw/tJzsTdCs

It still happens regularly in high traffic boards. It can't be fixed.

get those reaction images ready

>5 minutes remaining
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499464661084.webm

300
oh shit

WE FIVE MINUTES NOW BOIS

200

easy and handy way to watch: coolepochcountdown.com/

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I was here.

100 SECONDS

Tldr me anyone?

Almost there lads

oh god

60!

it's happening!

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Penis?

I didn't save this myself but still cool

what time does it happen at?

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