How long until we're storing porn in DNA?

How long until we're storing porn in DNA?

Nice

Given our stunted growth of knowledgeable youngins. 1 maybe 3 years.

>become infected by a virus that injects cp into your dna
>have every cell of your body incinerated

This is actually scary to think of. I know people who, if this happened, would without hesitation actually call for the complete annihilation of the person in question because "it's for the good of the children, sorry. Right now this is just a pipe dream but this might actually be possible 20 years down the line.

>Who are you going to trust? Me or the guy who LITERALLY HAS KIDDY DIDDLING IN HIS DNA? I rest my fucking case. Burn the scumbag.

the wwst will be muslim before this happens

If you use their encoding, what image does the human DNA spits out?

How long until shitposters trick idiots into preforming infinite loops with their DNA, effectively sharing literally cancerous memes

satan

I got, I got

I prefer to share my DNA in more traditional ways, user.

>op's daddy probably snitched
>heritage inside his dna

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How long until the NSA installs backdoors in our DNA?

That's honestly pretty stupid. Synthesized plasmids have been around for decades. All they did was take an existing technology and spend 10 seconds writing down a retarded scheme for mapping bases to bits. It's common sense that if you synthesize a plasmid, put it in a bacteria, then isolate it and sequence it later IT'LL STILL BE THE FUCKING SAME. Mutation isn't that fast unless you're intentionally causing it.

Purely a media stunt that doesn't contribute a single thing to the field.

>GNU/DNA, or as ive recently taken to calling it, GNU+DNA

Well, those could easily had been a pair of pixelates titties, so potentially right now

>DNA sample taken from cancer ward patients

This is clever and made me smile. Thank you user.

>reconstructed
With my limited understanding of sciencey headlines and vaguely written text vs the actual progress made, I'm guessing it's going to be a while.

Could bring a new meaning to viral memes.

>encode steven universe episode into a DNA
>create Super HIV

>get impregnated by cute japan guy
>get jailed for importing lolicon

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>we used CRISPR to store a large amount of information in DNA

How is this news? You can do this already with traditional gene synthesis.

Kek'd

>tfw you can imprint memories with bacteria now

use another virus to replace the cp with garbage

oyy

>tfw I can become one with my porn collection

>tfw edgefags can become one with rotten.com