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New keycaps.

Yellow double shot.

Not full set, just alphabet keys and arrows.

U JELLY, comfy?

Are there any stores in UK that sell chink shit irl?

I wanna buy some chinese stuff but can't be fucked with waiting 1-2 months delivery and the import tax bullshit

Link pls

Also, I got my mic arm thingy. It's shit. I don't understand why it's not possible to get a cheap thing with knobs to tighten shit at the joints instead of this springy bullshit.

Chinkd hard on this one.

Pretty much every store you can find. Really though, probably not.

Forgot my pic.

Today's deals coming up in a sec.

It's these.

aliexpress.com/item/Cherry-MX-Keycap-Backlight-PBT-37-keys-Plus-ESC-Double-shot-Translucidus-Backlit-Keycaps-for-Mechanical/32701356170.html

They are supposedly PBT but I have no idea if they really are or if they are just double-shot ABS. I'm not a keycap plastic scientist.

DHL says if I don't pay custom it will return the item to the sender. Chinks claim that DHL will destroy it.
Does it mean that if I don't pay custom DHL will send the item back to Chinks but Chinks will lie that it got destroyed and will not give me any money back?

That's the exact one I have and mine works perfectly. Maybe you're just spastic.

Maybe you have really low standards and are mentally deficient. The quality is absolute shit, especially the table clamp.

>expecting two of the same chink product to actually be similar

Today's deals
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I update this throughout the day so check back often for new things. I'll put them near the top so it's easier to spot.

And yeah, you know what to do if you want to support the podcast etc

Feel free to post the noteworthy ones to the thread so others can get in on the fun!

If you move your fingers over it and it feels a little bumpy it means they're PBT, ABS feels smooth even when brand new

Are there any recommended Game controllers?

It will be used with a Windows PC, and possibly a Android TV box if it is compatible, but this is a very distant requirement.

Not fussed if it wired or wireless.

Got my 10 cent chink spinner. The outer bearings are rusted on mine too (someone else had the same problem).

On the plus side, it has allowed me to confirm that I am indeed autistic.

The wait is the cutting out of the middle man. You either pay middle man prices or you fucking wait.

theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/13/kfc-new-smartphone-china-huawei-snapdragon-processor-fingerprint-scanner

>16 bucks for a tiny fan
I can buy a proper stand fan for that much, why do people shill it so much?

Shitty pic of some pens I bought from aliexpress. My brief thoughts on my collection so far:

Baoer 388
- Feels very middle of the road. Smooth, but still you can still feel the
feedback as the nib rubs against the paper.

Baoer 801
- Extremely nice looking pattern. Slim body. The clip seems to be tapered
with rubber or something, clicks in a very satisfying way. Writes
smoothly. Feels like it should be much more expensive than the others,
yet is cheap.

Jinhao X750
- Very wet, bold. Smooth.

Hero 033
- Slim body. Not my favourite, but not sure why.

Jinhao 599 (Plastic)
- Cheap, but actually very smooth. Possibly my favourite nib.

Jinhao 599 (Meta)
- Different nib to the plastic, oddly. I prefer the plastic's nib. Still
feels cheap.

Notes:
Jinhao x450 is the same as the x750 except in body.
Jinhao 159 has a screw cap.
Hero 616 is a Parker 51 clone, doesn't accept cartridges.


Definitely recommend the Baoers. I think the 801 is only $2. Also Jinhao ink cartridges.

aliexpress.com/item/BAOER-801/32500405814.html

aliexpress.com/item/BAOER-388/32502144466.html

aliexpress.com/item/25pcs-Jinhao-Ink-Cartridge-BLUE/2040236875.html

Your proper stand fan won't blow as much.

>Baoer 801
The one that's plain black should be the same, aside from the exterior, right?

Checked the mail and mine was in there too. Same thing with the rust, must be why they were dumping them.

Chink camera user here.
Day 2 of requested refund.
They keep asking me to shoot more and more videos on it as they claim that it's not focusing or it's too shaky(it was on a tripod).

Then I have to email all the videos too them. Unfortunately compressing them only reduces them by about 1mb(email won't let me upload more than 25mb files).

Ideas?

Upload them to a youtube account as private videos, send them to chinks. If they're not allowed to use youtube by the party, upload them to a chink alternative of their choice.

Upload to youtube or baidu. Did you open a dispute?

Those are some impressively poor quality bearings. Ball bearings generally don't just rust..
Did you open a dispute or are you just chatting with the chinks? You can upload photos/videos in the dispute thing, but I don't know what the file size limit is.

Link? Also is that mousemat good? I'm considering large one with the edges.

Dispute is open, they don't have access to YouTube and they refuse to look at baidu.

Is aliexpress involved yet?

Not yet, 2/3 days and they will be though

I would assume so, but look at the pictures to be sure. In the case of the Jinhao 599, the nibs look totally different.

Sounds like they're trying to chink you. If it's AliExpress then you should file a claim.

Will do thanks user

Not bad for a $130 phone.

What is the meaning of this shitpost? I keep seeing it in these threads

to get (You)s.

My mini crossbow from ebay arrived from the Philippines arrived today, after almost a month.

I bought the 'most powerful' version, if I fire a toothpick from about 8 inches away, it will penetrate a few millimeters into cardboard.

Oh well.

You've gotta consider momentum,dude. Get a hacksaw and some nails and make some heavier sharper projectiles, and you could have some fun.

Would you consider shooting yourself in the foot with it, and uploading a webm of it?

I tried further away at first, the above scenario is the only one that made an impression on a single cardboard sheet. You can but steel toothpicks but the tension on the bow wire doesn't seem like it would improve things even in that case desu.

Any of you guys have this?

This better be good.

If you'd asked me two weeks ago I'd have said yes even while sober. Unfortunately for you I just started a new job, and even while drunk I can't agree. I'll go shoot an apple and maybe make a video, brb.

That's so cool, so dodo cool.

Poundland etc
youtu.be/VeuiA92fxZI

That's to remind everyone that buying a phone with an underpowered SD625 is a waste of money and the best under $200 is the Zuk Z2 with it's impressive SD820 that can play all the most demanding games and has one of the best value for money.

They look the same, I'll risk it for $2.

GB cheap wireless mouse arrived and a custom phonecase, mouse is okay case is fucking A+

couldn't find any supplier of chink weed growing tents / ufo lights.
Any tips where to look?

Sound quality is fine, I use different IEMs with them occasionally which are more V shaped than anything else so I can't say for anyone that likes neutral responses. The overall clarity is not like a cable, it's a slight tad warmer but the overall detail remains. But it's not going make something that's not tuned for bass into fart cannons. No hissing or distortion, I would use this any day of the week over regular Bluetooth IEMs.

>Transit Center,left hand navigation--09-Jul-2017 12:29 PM
what the fug does this even mean?

Except the ZUK is discontinued and isn't available for under $200 anymore

>ashens is doing tech videos
>big clive is doing expired food videos
Wtf?

>Posted from my Samsung Galaxy S8

Shitty video(s) incoming.
Apple ATTACK from ~3 inches.
Chicken breast BEATDOWN from ~6 inches.

STAY TUNED FOR THE SHOCKING RESULTS.

>not tendies
Dropped.

> user's Mi5 got through customs without any troubles
>Miui is taking a bit of getting used to
Enjoy your new malfunctioning POS phone.

e-buy, if want cheep kind of crap stuff, alibaba if you want the good cob led stuff.

ignores the first comment that says just put LOS on it, it fixes all the problems.

>still using MIUI instead of custom rom

>Ordered 6 ink cartridges from china for 0,81€ incl. shipping
Hahahaha, take that green party.

Some germans just want to watch the world burn

Those are issues people were having with Mi5 phones on a Chinky vendor rom and not official MIUI

>Problems: you tell me :^)
Xiaomi was a mistake.

I didn't have enough goodboy points :(

>that marker action
I see you're experienced in the business of testing """toy""" crossbows.

I can be the nicest guy you ever met, or your worst nightmare.

Not only did I get my crossbow covered in raw chicken juice but also some splashed on my cheek. My dedication to this thread is off the charts.

A-are you gonna eat that?

now put one in your thigh
not saying this as a "kys" comment, I'm genuinely curious how it will do

Aliexpress, search "Full spectrum"
Get 100W LED's and your own drivers

Naw dude, I just started a new job in a new country. I can't afford to go off sick/dead.

Fuck yes I am. I might even post a picture.

all right, my dude
I'll do it when mine arrives

the 10¢ cable was fixed. Now it's 10¢ *off* with the code

How are the ZS3?

Got some uninteresting shit today.
A 4 pole 2.5mm jack and two omron switches.
Left click on my mouse started being unreliable.

>pushing it in pressing your finger on the tip

>loading that thing with your finger on its tip

There's no real power behind the draw string. I could draw it back with one finger pretty easily.

I wouldn't point it at my face but even my dainty fingers are up to the job.

Thanks, that's a lot better way to word it.

Not too bad, really.
Still waiting for mine.
You can stack multiple limbs for more power apparently.

What foam tips do I get? Comply rip offs, KZ ones, QKZ ones, something else? They all seem retardedly expensive for what they are, but some more than others.

I bought the 4x "limb" version, because it was more expensive and the chinglish said it was the most powerful. The image was confusing so I didn't know what to expect. The piece of metal which takes the strain of the wire is actually 4x layers of very thin metal

Man, it is thin. I wonder how thin mine will be, it's only one.

I'm sure there are a few places making them.
I went for the cheapest one I could find on ebay, it was NZ$9 delivered.

I just know they're going to ban them here, they never let you have anything fun in Australia.
I have a piece of spring steel that would be perfect, might make my own limbs if it's too weak.

Thinking of getting a new computer and wanted to save some money. Is there any good chinksite for computer components that have a fairly high chance of you getting them delivered home in one piece?

>500x500mm custom printed, rubber backed and edge-sewn mouse pads for $10

I wouldn't buy computer components from chinks as I don't have home insurance from house fires.

But I'm only going to buy trusted brands... they're made in China so why not cut out the middleman and save myself a few hundred dollars?

>square mouse pad
how utterly repulsive

You aren't buying from the producer.
It's just replacing a western middleman with a chink middleman.

I bet you've never seen a better solder job.

Forgot the heat shrink, m8.

Oh God, user. What the hell are you doing. Step away from the cable and read this

Heh actually you're right, I checked the order and it's 500x400.

> new computer

Just the actual weight and size of a package with a GPU or even a graphics card with a decent cooler is bound to draw attention from the customs. In this likely scenario you'll be paying a lot more than you think and you will also be waiting a lot longer than you expect.

If you want to actually save some money on computer parts then you're better off buying some older high-end parts locally. A LGA2011 CPU like the Xeon E5-2690 and a motherboard is pretty easy to get for a good price in the US.

Where can I find a full list of non tech merchandise from xiaomi? There official site doesn't show a lot
I know you could get em from Ali stores but I want a complete full list so I know which good shit I could buy from them

Couldn't believe they sell different kinds of stuff apart from technology, fuck me.
Let me embrace the botnet REEEEEEEE

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