Tech autism stories

>be me, solo sysadmin of company of ~100 employees
>bored one day
>change all the server hostnames to animu names
>modt files are all ascii girls with lewd text (pic related)

A few months later

>Over the phone intercom
>"Alek, the PCI compliance officer is on his way up"
>shit shit shit
>quickly hide playstation, close Sup Forums tabs
>Compliance officer walks into office
>"Don't worry, I just need to log in and run a few commands"
>Watch in silent horror as he opens up terminal session

I have never been so devastated in my entire life. The look of confusion, anger, and disappointment on this 50 year old mans face killed me inside.

So how is your day going?

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why would you pull this kind of shit on a work computer

Cute Lum, could do without the profanity though.

Yet again Anime ruins a person's life. When will you weeaboo pedofags learn?

Did he fail you?

Fuck compliance niggers, they should be fucking deported. You did a good job.

Next time whack the compliance nigger over the head before he goes, fuck those smarmy snivelling faggots

why would you do that?

>aleksi
You girl?

You're a very dumb fuck.

Goddammit Aleksi.

Nah.
He's a Finn.

im pretty sure aleksi isnt a finnish name

kek, the thought of you being embarrassed by your ascii animu babes is kinda hot desu

The compliance niggers glow in the dark. You just run them over with your car.

Slight kek.

Whats your source on this? Im Finnish and I know several Finns named Aleksi.

Suoraan sanottuna aika sairaat setit

never heard a moose named aleksi thats all ;^ )

American here with no experience of these parts of Europe, I'll vouch for this.

It is a finnish male name.

Regards: a finn.

Yes, I am a male who is from Finland.

did you get fired?

...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksi

Aleksi is Finnish name for males.

Shoulda moved those motd files.

miksi vitussa tekisit tämän firman rojuilla

Do you still remember the hostnames?