Millions of bacteria-infected mutant creatures released from California Google labs
>born just in time to cleanse the zomified commiefornia
> California
> Google
how is this allowed???
where the fuck is the government?
how the fuck can an evil company like Google just do something that can impact lives of millions of people???
INSANE
HIDE MOSQUITO THREADS
IGNORE MOSQUITO POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO MOSQUITO POSTERS
>Those in the Fancher Creek neighborhood may notice a Verily van releasing healthy swarms of the little bugs throughout its streets starting today.
>healthy swarms
>healthy
>1 million mosquitos a week for 20 weeks
uh
Even if is good is almost a fucking biological weapon....
google with biological weapons, and i still remember when was a simple search website
>we swear it's a good thing!
>it's only to stop zyka!
I feel like some other shit is in those mosquitos that makes you want to use more google products or something.
>male mosquitoes don’t bite
are you fucking kidding me? am i supposed to believe that male mosquitoes survive from air alone?!? ayy lmao jewggle, you arent even trying anymore...
it's been done elsewhere and absolutely holocausts the mosquito population in a couple of weeks
i think it's true desu
it's still scary shit
>jewgle can into biolohox
oy vey
remember the six million mosquitos
> it's okay when google does it
parasites have to stick together
>i think it's true
let me guess, according to results on google? please...
The point is to infect and kill the females and destroy the mosquito population, you fucking morons.
It's the females that feed on your blood. Once male mosquitoes hit maturity, they no longer blood-feed, which is precisely why they were chosen as the infection vector. They don't bite humans. But when they fuck the females, the females will die shortly.
You know that sounds all good on paper, but I can't help but feel that something is going to go terribly wrong.
statist cuck
that mosquitos exist is terribly wrong, if we ever decide to extinct those fucks this'll be how
>The point is to infect and kill the females and destroy the mosquito population
feminism for mosquitoes
a relative into biology
FLY LIVES MATTER
What happens when a male infects a female, and then the female bites an animal before being unable to reproduce and dying?
I heard those mosquitoes cause autism
I remember reading about this a while ago, did they ever think about the effects this could cause?
These modified insects could mutate and something unprecedented could happen
or if the mosquito population drastically decreases after the gene pool is ruined by modified males (as intended) the food chain will be affected and something just as annoying, harmless, or more harmful could take its place. I'm no expert nor am I claiming to have any knowledge of anything but it's something to consider.
just like what is this
Natural selection takes hold and toughens them up...
WALBACIA
>Only the strongest and most obnoxious mosquitos have the pleasure of roaming the Earth now
god have mercy on us all
then we take the new chad mosquitos and do it again until they're dead
All hail the burrowing hate wasp!
DEATH TO MOSQUITOES!
>capthca: VICTORY SCREECH
> Verily, the life sciences arm of Google’s parent company Alphabet, has hatched a plan to release about 20 million lab-made, bacteria-infected mosquitoes upon Fresno, California — and that’s a good thing!
> and that's a good thing!
> a good thing!
> !
They couldn't be any more blatant with their indoctrination
>statist
so you want to allow corporations to do whatever the fuck they want? are you insane?
> Implying Google isn't the state
Mosquitos are the definition of wrong. Can't go worse.
They're not modified. Only infected with a bacteria that makes the females infertile.
Perhaps, but they were raised by soul-less machines.
Time to invest in flamethrowers, boys.
Can we just do this everywhere?
No, mosquitoes can be pretty important in the ecosystem just going biological warfare on them can seriously fuck shit up
Even here were mosquito genocide wouldn't fuck the environment the bacteria could fuck other insects up
Thank you
underrated
so when are we gassing the kikes
"Oh, but it's a good bacteria! It is harmless to humans!"
Yeah, great for now, I can't wait when they decide it's profitable to infect mosquitoes with a genetically engineered virus from hell that makes your children dumb as nigger, so they can have nigger cattle.
Nothing
Google creates the H-virus®. It attacks your body, making you go bald, and your anus hair grow 20x faster and longer. You have to pay 499,99 (without taxes) for the antidote.
you're such a dumbass kek that is not how it works
According to wikipedia, both drink "nectar and plant juices" but only the females are blood-suckers
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the lead scientist's name is Verily? I couldn't help but read this whole article in such an upbeat and happy tone
>VERILY WE SHALL SEE THE SWARM GROW!
Also, this is how you get Zerg. Good job google
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the lead scientist's name is Verily? I couldn't help but read this whole article in such an upbeat and happy tone
>VERILY WE SHALL SEE THE SWARM GROW!
Also, this is how you get Zerg. Good job google
>Zerg
....eh close enough to 'nids in my book.
yeah but what can you do against ultra giga nigger mosquitoes?
>No, mosquitoes can be pretty important in the ecosystem
There seems to be a lot of disagreement with that line of thinking.
nature.com
ITT the retards on this board we take advice from.
Yeah, how can anyone advocate for Jewgle to do this?
>tfw live in fresno
fuck, I guess I'm screwed
You're stupid, it's clearly supposed to be funny because after reading the first bit of that sentence you'd be thinking "woah what the fuck"
if anyone can kill mosquitoes, i trust (((Google))) of being capable of the job
t. clovis
Wanna know why sickle cell is so prevalent in malaria infested regions? Turns out it's highly protective against malaria infection. Natural selection is weird.
this is how zombie outbreaks happen, you shitlord
good, fuck those pieces of shit I hope they go extinct
Tyranids embody the rampant uncontrolled consumerism that is Sup Forums. Apart from the whole reproducing thing, Sup Forums is officially a Tyranid board.
Empirecucks need to leave.
this is how google will spread the homosexuality virus and neutralize the oppressive white race and turn all white male into traps.
better head over to infowars an purchase some of alex jones male-pills & anti-illuminati water filters
samefag
>and turn all white male into traps.
I fail to see the downside.
Looks like they already got you.
So now spiders won't have what to eat and they'll go indoors more often to look for food.
Gee thanks jewgle.
Number 2 masterrace
Kek
And we'll domesticate spiders, bringing in a new period of prospering for humankind and spiderkind
Spiders do eat things other than mosquitoes
Nigga forget mosquitoes. When are we exterminating these faggots?
>can be as small as a needle pin
>if they suck your blood long enough they can turn you into a cripple sissy retard with lyme disease
>they can turn you vegan with that meat allergy disease
these guys are fucking my shit up so hard I don't even leave the house anymore
I can't be on that scale because there's no entry for 'no sexual relationships at all'.
Well, if you could choose from multiple sex slaves, who would you pick?
>girl
>boy
>something rare as trans ir trap?
There, problem solved.
>It attacks your body, making you go bald, and your anus hair grow 20x faster and longer
Anusbeard is the new neckbeard
>replies to a single post
>"samefag"
Uh yeah usually one post will be written by one person.
kek
This.
Mosquitos are annoying but they are actually important for eco systems in most regions.
But ticks? Those things do nothing but kill much needed animals and sometimes poison dozens of them in the process.
Not to mention that they can fuck up humans pretty badly and even kill them if you're unlucky.
It's like they were specifically created to be the shittiest creatures ever.
life finds a way
name one man sexier.
Protip: you can't.
>Could messing with the mosquito population have some unforeseen disastrous consequences? Not likely. This particular mosquito species entered the area in 2013.
>So what’s the plan to get rid of them? Verily’s male mosquitos were infected with the Wolbachia bacteria, which is harmless to humans but when they mate with and infect their female counterparts, it makes their eggs unable to produce offspring.
Literally nothing.
Out of my way, betamosquito fucking shits
not only do male mosquitos not bite, but there are plenty of species that don't feed on humans at all. we have like 20 species of mosquito where I live.
t. Mosquito
prepare for unforeseen consequences
They did this months ago in Florida
nbcnews.com
lol.
On the internet, nobody knows your a mosquito.
>animals that feed on mosquitoes die off
>animals that feed off those animals die off too
>plant life starts to die off too
the end off all life
mosquito population drops
spiders and frog population drops
lizard bird and etc drops
Spot me, Skeeter
The only cucks are the humans that joined the tau empire. Farsight enclave not wisthstanding, fuck the tau.
>Mosquitos are annoying but they are actually important for eco systems in most regions.
There are very few regions where mosquitos are important, and even then they are easily replaced by other insects.
africa
>its ok when google does it
wow guys this is new low
Microsoft does the same shit with mosquitoes
easily replaced by other insects
Oh no.. Bacteria!! This is bad word, this means this should alarm me!!
this is probably bait or this thread was linked on Sup Forums but that is some pretty basic grade 7 biology man
do list
>or this thread was linked on Sup Forums
this is what happened its not hard to tell
governments and pest control companies have been doing this sort of thing for years
Yes? The for profit motive is mutually beneficial to consumers and business.
They've begun the cleansing
This will remove all white people fertility