/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
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• user got some older memephones >Last thread

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aliexpress.com/item/2017-NEW-Brand-TORBOLLO-Men-Watch-Sport-Style-Gold-Rubber-Band-Army-Style-Quartz-Movt-Clock/32815054547.html
aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Original-Brand-Leather-Dress-Mens-Watch-Men-Green-White-Chronograph-Clocks-Water-Resistant/32789040175.html
aliexpress.com/item/New-Brand-Mens-Chronograph-Wrist-Watch-Multifunction-Top-Luxury-Brand-Silicone-Males-Geneva-Quartz-Clock-2017/32812718251.html
aliexpress.com/item/Quick-dry-breathable-lapel-2017-cotton-polo-shirt/32817254047.html
h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/c02542102.pdf
aliexpress.com/item/DIDUN/32816762808.html
weibo.com/1866792355/FbVcl8unR?type=comment#_rnd1500189600407
androidcentral.com/xiaomi-redmi-5-leak-reveals-snapdragon-630-4gb-ram-16mp-camera
aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-115-USB-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-Optical-2000-DPI-6-Buttons-Backlight-for-Game-CSGO/32806001742.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8eHbZTUM0
imgur.com/a/aSFTC
s.aliexpress.com/zQfIbe2U
aliexpress.com/item/Bluetooth-7-2Din-In-Dash-Car-Stereo-MP3-5-Audio-Radio-Player-GPS-Navigation-AUX/32805041005.html
aliexpress.com/item/6-2-inch-in-dash-2DIN-Universal-Car-GPS-Navigation-With-DVD-Player-multimedia-radio-audio/32723233991.html
gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_607728.html
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gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_604985.html
gearbest.com/robot-vacuum/pp_632239.html
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_602057.html
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sonicelectronix.com/cat_i321_in-dash-car-gps-navigation.html?from=186
aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Miband-Wistband-Bracelet-with-Smart-Heart-Rate-Fitness-Touchpad-OLED/32677212146.html
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gsmarena.com/huawei_honor_8_pro-8568.php
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Rejoice chinkfans, Redmi 5 is coming soon to Gearbest!
>Snapdragon 630
>4GB RAM
>32GB storage
>5.0-inch Full HD display
>microSD slot
>16MP camera (5MP front camera)
>3680mAh battery with Quick Charge 3.0
>Android 7.1.1 Nougat
>$125 (¥859)

is this real?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST ORDERED A NOTE 4

>$125

Holy shit, time to sell my Mi4

Are the chink PS2 network/HDD adapters any good?

Just gonna dump this here
aliexpress.com/item/Gold-Watch-Men-GMT-Rotatable-Bezel-Sapphire-Glass-Stainless-steel-Band-Sport-Quartz-WristWatch-reloj-relogio/32803259420.html

aliexpress.com/item/2017-NEW-Brand-TORBOLLO-Men-Watch-Sport-Style-Gold-Rubber-Band-Army-Style-Quartz-Movt-Clock/32815054547.html

aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Original-Brand-Leather-Dress-Mens-Watch-Men-Green-White-Chronograph-Clocks-Water-Resistant/32789040175.html

aliexpress.com/item/New-Brand-Mens-Chronograph-Wrist-Watch-Multifunction-Top-Luxury-Brand-Silicone-Males-Geneva-Quartz-Clock-2017/32812718251.html

aliexpress.com/item/Quick-dry-breathable-lapel-2017-cotton-polo-shirt/32817254047.html

that's the true pic, let's see what comes

Any good gear/accessories for pic related? I just got one and I need some good cheap way to take this thing around without scratching it to shit.

>Ordered Fiio X1 ii on Aliexpress
>Ordered MicroSD card, Bluetooth earbuds, and a case on Amazon Prime
>6-13 days shipping time on the Fiio X1
>Ordered it 2 days ago
>Go back to college in 18 days
My heart is full of worry

user have you ever heard of service manuals

h10032.www1.hp.com/ctg/Manual/c02542102.pdf

>3680mAh battery with Quick Charge 3.0
Why can't they just make it 4000mAh? If it's already 5 inches, I don't care if it gets fatter.

>Fiio X1 ii
>Audiofiles player
Reeeee

This is the best Sub-$100 watch in terms of fit and finish & Design

aliexpress.com/item/DIDUN/32816762808.html

I have a Clip+, an iPod Nano (With a screen that's dying to be fair), and an Android phone on a data plan that doesn't count music streaming + a hacked Spotify apk
I have a problem.
A real expensive problem.
(iPod Classic is next)

Ugly as sin

nice, had i not gotten my s7 4 free, probably would have bought a chinkfone

Is the James Donkey 115 worth buying over the 112s?

I got myself one of these, i will let you all know of the technology involved when it gets here

Yes, it's real.

Source of the leak (in chink):
weibo.com/1866792355/FbVcl8unR?type=comment#_rnd1500189600407

Article about the leak (for non-chinks):
androidcentral.com/xiaomi-redmi-5-leak-reveals-snapdragon-630-4gb-ram-16mp-camera

Btw, it's on sale
aliexpress.com/item/James-Donkey-115-USB-Wired-Gaming-Mouse-Optical-2000-DPI-6-Buttons-Backlight-for-Game-CSGO/32806001742.html

I had one myself with a modded PS2 filled with gaymes, newer versions even include SATA ports
It's the fastest way to play pirated games on PS2, since USB ports are 1.0 so an external hard drive isnt an option and DVDs are too slow
However, if you plan to play online... bad news, servers has been closed for a long while.

I don't get it what is it

pleass, have my country's 4g bands!!!

>$125
>SD 630
My body is not ready.

Anyone with any experience buying chink tools?

Not talking just shitty screwdriver sets, but wrenches, ratchet/sockets, extensions and torque wrenches?

how are they?

youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8eHbZTUM0
They waggle

don't buy metallic stuff from china.

explain

from what I've read, they haven't developed a good metallic industry, so chinese metals are just not reliable...
in my experience, chinese tools tend to be very shitty.

Discount auto parts stores sell chink tools and you can easily get a refund when they break. Similar price, too.

If you live in a major city, you'll be fine, user. If you live out in the sticks, I can only cross my fingers.

You want a Tech II for that Pontiac? You'll do really well on AliExpress, certainly better than trying to order one through a dealership. You want a torque wrench? You'll pay twice its value on shipping.

just get your rents to ship it if you end up missing it.

Chances of redmi note 4 getting the MIUI 9 update with nougat?

imgur.com/a/aSFTC

somewhat relevant

>shitty leddit version

Easier to just post the first search result and let an autist fix it.

74%

Very interesting
Unfortunately I'll probably need to wait for a global version to get the right bands
I'm new to chink phones, is there a significant delay before a global version comes out?
Is it even likely to get a global version?

I told you faggots few days ago not totally buy rN4 but nobody would listen

Ok, I'll order one some day.

Do they have similar products for other consoles, og xbox, gamecube?

Have the chinks already cloned the GD drive for Dreamcast?

Tried searching but no luck.

anyone buy something like one of these? A bag to organize your cables and shit in

Post link!

I got one, it's pretty neat.

gdemu, not chink though

Nigga wat. You can soft mod the og xbox. It comes with a hdd installed.
The wii is a gc as well, you just plug in a usb drive.
Don't know about drive emulation type stuff.

No wonder here in malaysia they drop the price about $30-40 ...

usually throw my cables in a box or cabinet. tried rubberbanding them, but on wire did open up due to that.

Nice, hoping for a Prime with 660 and maybe even a quad hd screen (muh vr)

Earphone Cable Organizer Bag USB Flash Drives Case Digital Storage Pouch Travel Bag
s.aliexpress.com/zQfIbe2U
(from AliExpress Android)

It's not real, they're 3D renders.

Recommend decent banana plugs please.

sort by orders and fuck off

Can anyone suggest a good >5.5inches chinkphone? I want to spend 300-500€ for a 8core good quality phone, good pictures, fast, browsing/reading/studying in bed, 64Gb internal size...
I've been reading about Xiaomi mi max 2, but I want something more powerful.

Huh? Why so hostile?

Huawei Mate 9, mate. That or a LG G6 (H870DS version is under 400€)

Any of you fuckers bought a wrist rest for your keyboard?

If so where at

also does anyone have it? does it bright a lot? bed-reading is something I do very often and some phones are too bright (even at minimum setting).

do you honestly think you're going to get recommendations for fucking banana plugs
they're going to be largely the same, just buy the most popular.

Any car monitor with GPS included? one of those things that you actually assemble in the dashboard preferably on a mercedes vito 2015

>$125
Nice, except that price is for the 3G/16G model not the 4G/32G as you wrote.

aliexpress.com/item/Bluetooth-7-2Din-In-Dash-Car-Stereo-MP3-5-Audio-Radio-Player-GPS-Navigation-AUX/32805041005.html

aliexpress.com/item/6-2-inch-in-dash-2DIN-Universal-Car-GPS-Navigation-With-DVD-Player-multimedia-radio-audio/32723233991.html

sup lads, whats the difference between xiaomi pro mi powerbank and the regular xiaomi powerbank? both are 10000mAh


gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_607728.html
gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_492338.html

If you can't compared product sheets, you probably shouldn't be ordering chink shit.

Should I wait and see if goybest gets more OP3T in or just buy a Mi6?

Thanks dude, much appreciated

too small screen
Still prefer note 4

go do your homework you underage b&

OP3T >>> Mi6
wait or get it from somewhere else

>tfw to poor too afford chinkshit

Doughnut Shape Pillow
$8.52 FLASH SALE
gearbest.com/cushion/pp_484108.html

Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 3/32GB Global Gray
$139.99 with coupon GBGR27
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_604985.html

Dibea D900 Robot Vacuum Cleaner
$152.37 with coupon HOME
gearbest.com/robot-vacuum/pp_632239.html

Xiaomi Mi5s 3/64GB Golden
$243.99 with coupon GROUPMI513
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_602057.html

Xiaomi Mi5S Plus 4/64GB Gray
$284.59 with coupon M5SPES
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_626256.html

So I was wanting to get a gpd win for the gamecube emulation but started wondering if there were a chinkshit tablet that would out perform it in the same price range?
There a under 300 tablet with good cpu that can emulate well?

2bh, at those prices you might as well buy something local.

sonicelectronix.com/cat_i321_in-dash-car-gps-navigation.html?from=186

Would you happen to know where I can get a OP3T? new to all this chink stuff.

check for sales at techtablets.com
300$ is approaching Core M3 ranges, which yes, would outperform the Win by quite a bit, but remember they're not handhelds, not by a long shot. Most M3 tablets are 10'' minimum.

Okay thanks
I have no issue with size as long as its portable

but those prices are twice more expensive and don't include tax

Yeah that's another problem: the M3 consumes two to four times as much as a z8750, which means shit battery life. Pick your poison.

>doughnut shape pillow
if the hole was big enough for me to put my head through i would probably buy one. be comfy anywhere and look like a tasty retard, whats not to like?

hei, is the Xiaomi Mi Band 2 Smart Watch any good?

was thinking of buying this aliexpress.com/item/New-Original-Xiaomi-Mi-Band-2-Miband-Wistband-Bracelet-with-Smart-Heart-Rate-Fitness-Touchpad-OLED/32677212146.html

It's pretty good. No complaints.

Just ordered 5 of these.
Any other

Yeah, I've got one and it's great. Has been lower than $20 recently, I think

get a job.

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

>8 cores

That's a lot of cores chief, you sure you can handle them?

Ask in the keyboard autism general.

dear friend, come buy 18 cent chicken
aliexpress.com/item/Fool-s-Day-Gift-Funny-Lay-Eggs-Chicks-Key-Chains-Students-Commuters-Joke-1pcs-Decompression/32822435843.html

Still can't get a working code on a GPD Win. I tried chatting Gearbest up on FB messenger but still didn't work

Don't mind if I do

Do the Chinese have cool stuff for gay (LGBT2QIP2S2A) people?

Plenty of dragon dildos for your ass.

Dildos that can magically infect aids

Honor 8 Pro
gsmarena.com/huawei_honor_8_pro-8568.php

>chinkphone without chink price
why would you buy this

Magicforce 68 with Gateron browns if you can raise your budget to 60€

Everything youl listed there is shit.

Are cheap chink micro SD cards ever going to make a comeback?
I didn't hoard sharks during prime time, and now I need a bunch of them

Hi guys. In the infographic it has a lot of headphones, mics and computer mice. Why would anyone buy cheap stuff? Wouldn't you expect tech-savvy people to go for quality?

I bought some paracord that looks pretty resistent.

You could use it to neck yourself.

Are the ali express shipping dates usually accurate or does stuff typically come in sooner?

if it ships from china it takes forever.