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/brit/

/cascadia/

/can/

post the ILLEST choon you know
i need real hard fuckin bangers

/BEADY/

/iceland/

>tfw can see my prof's legs in a part of one of these lecture videos
p-pls, i need to focus

h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe

Russian/US/UK working together to fuck the EU edition.

nth for kstew

JUSTICE FOR BRITTANY

your prof makes vlogs that you have to watch?

The collapse of the USSR was the funniest event of the 20th century

I think she was murdered too.

Collapse of EU will be funnier because of benevolent they pretend to be.

It's not a vlog, it is just a video showing examples of the user interfaces found in cars

lol i remember back when panic room was released i had a huge boner for her feet
there's this scene where she is locked up with jodie foster in the panic room but they didn't bring kstew's meds and she's having a seizure and there's this close up shot of her soles while she is crunching the toes

good shit

Im exhausted but wanna keep playing video games fuuuuuck

shhh
that autist has fucked off permanently to /brit/
lets keep it that way

>22;30
too late to cook now
just gonna open a bag of CRISPS

Go to sleep. This kind of abuse of your health will lead to heart disease.

>eating junk before bed
That's how you get fat, Hans.

>using his hideous gm interior for that
shaking my damn head to be completely honest with you family

anyways, some sort of graphics design class?

>implying it matters when you eat

No it's not. Eating too many calories is how you get fat. It's basic physics according to black science man. If anything you shouldn't eat before bed because it can make you restless.

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>90% of the comments are about her feet

it's a grill tho
And it is a free online class about Human-Computer Interaction, it is a prerequisite for some Cybersecurity and Networking Security classes I'm interested in.
Trying to figure out what I wanna do with my life, so I'm just testing the waters to see if this will work.

i figured out a way for you to get a green card. Go get certified in non-destructive testing and apply at the oil companies.

what brand/flavor

Pew pew pew

we /space/ now

Reckon we should support one of our best long term allies by muscling the EU economically into letting the Brits trade without being forced into free travel nonsense.

Thing we could pull that off 2bqhwy

>tfw nonwhite

I need to find a Scandinavian gf to remedy this problem for my children

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how did you start liking feet? did you one day just realized you liked feet or did it happen over time?

>5.5 inch length 4 inch girth benis
>rejected by the first two girls who saw it
>confidence crushed, give up on women for 2 years
>take normalfag advice of not caring about rejection until I find the right girl
>finally manage to lose virginity to vietnamese qt last weekend
>girth is so tiny that I can't even feel anything
>uncircumcised and no condom, still felt almost nothing
>couldn't even cum, the look of disappointment in her face is crushing me
>leave

someone just kill me already

Using chopsticks so my fingers stay clean :-)

>Human-Computer Interaction, it is a prerequisite for some Cybersecurity and Networking Security
Thats a pretty bizzare prereq. I'm doing networking in college, its pretty fun imo. Networking security sounds nice

>unity

>vietnamese qt

98% chance you just fucked a dude, m80

you need to fuck a loli m8

COMMIES OUT

that pic is legit scary
japanese are evil

you can still be a fucxboi

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never give up

Ori and the blind forest was made in Unity

So I only need to drink ~8.25oz gasoline a day?
Thanks, Black science man!

>Average Trump supporter

youtube.com/watch?v=5eE7Da_6AMM

Our president is a fucking meme

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>Have to do errands
>Hot af outside

Nice.
And the course is a prereq. because it covers why some security systems are compromised (bad passwords, etc.), and focuses on design changes that would steer people away from security-compromising decisions.

smart man, too bad i cant do this in public without looking like a freak

First read "Cheese & Öl".
Disappointed.

Based

.5 inch length 4 inch girth benis
>>>rejected by the first two girls who saw it

So fake, man. My dick is no more than an inch bigger than yours and I've never had any issue like that.
No girl is actually gonna say "it's too small" unless you have like a literal microbenis. She might not call you back though lol.

post weather

we /weather/ now

I like Barry. I'd totally watch football with him.

At least he's likeable, that's all a lot of people care about anyways

I don't know either
I slowly started appreciating them more and more until I liked them

help :D

[dying internally]

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pretty nice

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>go for lunch downtown with gf
>take train from lucien l'allier
>pouring rain whole ride
>pull into station
>cloud cover breaks, sun comes out
>last couple of drops fall as i step unto platform

comfy as SHIT

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>Celcius

idk it's just been there
can't say when it started, i guess it was there when i started whacking off
when i was 11 or so i found porn mags in my brothers room and there was this blond chick by the pool spreading her cunt and she was on tippy toes i still remember that i could rub one off to her toes even back then

also loved the christina aguilera MAXIM shoot back in '03 and she wore those hooker heels and there is this shot of her legs with the panties down the knees and her fat toes in the shoes. good stuff

>tfw 13
>grabbing "leg world" (foot fetish mag) from the shelf at the book store
>walking around with it rolled up in my hand for at least 30 minutes sweating and nervous
>eventually dare going to the counter and say "it's for my brother he wanted to come pick me up but he isn't here" or some shit
she just gave me that look and sold it to me anyway lmao
cringy but the faps were good
also bought like 15 leg world and leg sex issues from america over ebay as a kid
daaamn what a life

>Living in Culiacan
I feel so sorry for being you

>erasing the city name
I remember where you live

Ive given 3 different answers where I live :^)

why are you so paranoid?
it's pathetic and embarrassing

Im not paranoid, its just fun to watch everybody get so upset about it

Fun fact: the original Rambo was filmed here.

Don't worry. I got air conditioner and rarely need to leave my house.

>just pretending haha

frig off

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I "hope" you're not kidding us haha

Of course they aren't that blunt. Moments after the pants come down, they tell you they're not really feeling it or that they have a headache, and then days later you're informed that Sabrina has told all her friends about your small penis.

Are you an inch bigger in length or girth? This is important.

not as warm as it was sunday

haha! nice joke

pretty nice here today

redpill me on native americans

cry baby drunks with drug problems

It still pretty much looks the same too. It's our claim to fame.

the ones that live on reserves do their own thing, usually bum around drinking and smoking weed, some shoot crank. some even have real jobs, others sell bootleg cigarettes or whatever.

The ones that live outside the reserve are absolute scum. Most congregate in one place in my city, on the western edge of downtown and sometimes go to bed and dont wake up in the morning. My college is there and seeing passed out abos on the sidewalk at 8am is normal. Constantly getting into fights, bumming cigarettes and pandhandling all the while smelling like complete shit and nigging the place up.

In movies I always see them like very paeaceful with a comfy life and very spiritual, but taht was the past, nowaday I imagine they're just a bunch of drunks crying about opression or something.

He's "just kiddin !!"

:^)

stupid idiot

>amazon fucked up everyones ZTD orders

what do you think of the brady bunch?

Its raining and I want to be at home drinking coffee while I'm covered with a duvet.

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>govt owned liquor stores

Welcome to Canada, where beer is $40 for a 28

Quebec has the SAQ and they have competitive prices and all revenue contribute to the budget of the province. Liquor is the only thing that is exclusive to the SAQ, and they carry all the fancy foreign wines you wont find in the supermarket.

Ontario however have the jew Beer Store which is actually a PRIVATELY owned corporation that has a monopoly over beer sales in Ontario and charges far more than in Quebec, its enraging and I dont drink when Im in ontario for that reason.
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Why is this allowed?

>go to the states
>$1 beers in a lot of bars on certain days
>$1 shots
>walk into literally any gas station or convenience store
>pick up a case or individual tallboys
>not even $2 for one tall boy

IT'S NOT FAIR

Memes aside, how did you let this happen? How does it continue?