/québec/

salut man

Ey mates. Comment sont le Montréal et le Ville de Québec? C'est pas un jour chaud, ouais?

Que?

Dude, what?

Is my French really that bad?
What the fuck.

From what I can tell, you're asking if it was a hot day in Montreal / Quebec City or not? But you're missing words, and the sentence structure is totally fugged, bruh.

I honestly wouldn't even have a clue if I wasn't so used to deciphering nonsense online.

No offence, it's definitely better than most, but it needs work.

Il se demande quel temps il fait à Montréal et à Québec.

yes, it's that bad.
and non il pleut en tabarnak.

Goddammit. Sorry for the word salad.

Un peu grossier, pêh

C'est pas difficile à comprendre.