My mom invited an Indian dude to stay over as part of a couch-surfing program.
Up until now I was okay with her guests, mostly because they were European and Chinese women (with the occasional American or Canadian) but I don't know what she was thinking with this one.
She said he got good references but he's outside our house right now smoking and spooking the neighbors.
Thais hate Indians and she just invites him here where he's gonna have a shitty time anyway because even though I have nothing against the guy personally, Thais generally hate Indians. We think they're smelly and dirty and look shifty as fuck.
Tell me what to do, Sup Forums. Tell me what to expect. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
Back off OP sounds like your mum needs some dick, let her enjoy it.
Nathaniel Anderson
Your mom wants the curry stick
Jonathan Collins
Indians have tiniest dicks in the world, even smaller than Koreans.
Serious advice only please you desi niggers.
John Price
Protip learn what "may I be excused from the table" is in Indian.
Liam Wright
Thais hate Indians but literally all of your culture is stolen from Indian culture. The names of your cities, even the fucking script your language is written in is Indian.
You have zero right to act uppity on an imageboard, tranny faggot.
James Thomas
noice
Caleb Miller
Indians are really ugly, maybe even uglier than aboriginals.
Evan Diaz
That's what happens when you let females rule. They are stupid as fuck.
Carson Thomas
It's not the size that matters it's how you use it.
Also he is a pooloo so he can probably give amazing massages and chicks love massages.
Carson Davis
Seamonkeys in charge of statistics and evidence. Literally all of the "evidence" that exists about Indian penis size is from white supremacist subhuman named Richard Lynn.
Nicholas Torres
Looks like OP hit a sensitive snare.
Leo Cox
He will be ruling the house soon with his cock implanted into OP's mum lol.
Ethan Collins
Honestly Indians often look like white people dyed brown
Seriously someone photoshop this I wanna know if I'm crazy or not
"Look pigskin monkeys, seamonkeys hate Indians too! Please accept us!" Fucking pathetic. You're both inferior subhumans.
Xavier Allen
No they fucking do not Fuck off.
Brayden Robinson
That guy isn't Indian, you worthless snownigger.
Liam Moore
Guys I think we scared OP off by shitposting about OP's mum being hammered hard and now he realised all the "visitors" were fucking his mum.
OP either an heroed or is fighting the pooloo as we speak.
Brayden Lewis
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Adrian Mitchell
POO IN LOO
Adrian Butler
poo in loooooo
Caleb Richardson
>all this american indian butthurt ITT
Well done OP
Gabriel Hernandez
Whatever the size of their dick they clearly know how to use it, look how many of them there are. Plus they have the Karma Sutra. Mr Patel is going to be tying your mum up into a pretzel and impregnating the shit out of her. Enjoy your indian brother.
Angel Thomas
Pedophile Britbong ape defending the boipucci he's been fucking. Color me surprised.
Jack Brooks
now why did you have to do that?
Isaac Lewis
You're so insecure
Adam Barnes
... where's your dad, OP?
Dylan Walker
Why do Indians bother leaving their shithole if they're going to behave like Indians elsewhere anyway?
Justin Howard
In the shed
Benjamin Bell
No, you're right. Indians are really shifty as fuck. Every Indians acts nice but deep down they have a totally different mentality of a 10 year old psycopath.
Mason Johnson
NO POO IN LOO AND GIVE ME FLU
Logan Ross
NO POO IN THE LOO AND GIVE ME FLU
Jaxson Richardson
>curry diaspora will defend their shithole to their dying breath
>but they absolutely refuse to go back there
Hysterical.
Tyler Williams
All the hate this board gives Indian but at least they gave us tea and curry, its literally more than France Germany Ireland and Poland have combined.
Bentley Young
He's in another city with his new wife.
Aiden Johnson
t. pajeet
Thomas Collins
How much do you charge for a happy ending?
Daniel Myers
>His country is named after India >His country was civilized by Indian rulers
Impotent rage that you have no history of your own.
Asher Wood
Pajeet, just stop
Daniel Carter
>pootugal
Tyler Howard
No. We gave you tea, and we took that tea from the Chinese. And you're just can't admit France has good things, can you?
Adam Sanders
About as much as you pay for an actual toilet.
Well beyond your means.
Ethan Smith
>all these butthurt SE asians denying their cultural roots pretty shameful.
Gabriel Perez
> Also he is a pooloo so he can probably give amazing massages and chicks love massages. Not only curryniggers can look up where nerve points are, Sandeep.
Ryder Hernandez
you do realize that the brits started farming tea in india when they realized that it was growing in the wild in india, right Poortugal?
Anthony Reed
>t.Ballbinder Ragesh Musissammmi Singhe
Evan Bell
>pootugal claiming tea
LOL
Ayden Gray
can't wait for the time when pootugal gave us trigonometry and the numerical system.
Landon Lopez
good thread OP
Ayden Morris
t. Rajeesh
Chase Howard
he is not wrong though.
Adrian Brooks
Tea was introduced into India by the British in an attempt to break the Chinese monopoly on tea. If anything, the Brits gave tea to the Indians.
Ryan Lopez
Pootugal is to Spain what Thailand is to India
Oliver Sullivan
Pajeet ...
Asher Ward
can't wait for the time pooortipartigal gave us relativity, electrodynamics, optics, etc
David Ortiz
Once India gets it shit together, South Asia is fucked.
It'll be like China in ASEAN.
Ian Jones
So OP, they are all fucking your mom right?
Hunter Foster
The buthurt ITT is phenomenal
Ryder Richardson
>Thais generally hate Indians. We think they're smelly and dirty and look shifty as fuck.
Nice racism, this si not your racist hugboard though, that'd be Sup Forums where the scum goes.
here we do not take kindly to disgusting racist pieces of shit, your behavior is highly reprehensible and despicable to me, you are a problem, change fast or the change will destroy you as it's right.
Racism has no justifications, it's evil, and it won't be tolerated here.
Hunter Myers
... Catherine of Braganza took the tea-drinking habit to the British court... and we introduced the first tea to Europe. So I guess we did gave you both tea and the tea drinking habit... How you don't know this... are you guys Pajeet?
Landon Sanchez
BIG BIHARI
William Gomez
POO
Lincoln Howard
You are too smart for this board
Found the dirty curry trying to distract the thread to blame Poortugal!!!
Fuck off Munnngesh!!
Anthony Lopez
Stop cock-blocking thaicuck. Go outside and start digging a little trench for your mum's bull,Pajet need to take a steaming shrimp and rice shit after he's done deep dicking your mum
Dominic Ortiz
The brits grew tea in india for export into britain you mong.
we won't. Indians would rather stay in shit - metaphorical and literal and elect leaders that fuck them over because they believe everything will be better when the time will come.
Nolan Stewart
t. Pajeet
Brayden Murphy
Don't forget they also introduced cotton to circumvent that produced on southern U.S. plantations as the abolition movement took off.
Oliver Jenkins
yes, SE asia is 100% OC donut steel culture straight from deviantart.
James Jackson
Your mum is being fuged defo
Jordan Sanders
>t. Poojeet
Also my mom is 60 so it'd be nice if she's still getting some at her age.
Even from a poo. :)
Luke Collins
They have a huge problem with corruption and "democracy" (politicians bribe the poor to vote for them far worse than here and there is a much higher percentage of poor there).
Joseph Nelson
ment for
Eli Cooper
Yeah, but the Brits already had the tea, they just used Indian soil. Hence the Brits giving the tea to India and not the other way around. India gave tea to Brits as much as Sri Lanka did.
Daniel Reyes
>it be nice if my mum is being fucked by poo
TOP KEK O P
C U C K
Landon Sanchez
poor indians, probably the most misunderstood and benign group of people
Joshua Cruz
>my mum is 60
So your a 30 something year old cross dresser wanting his mum to be fucked.
C u c k
Aiden Green
Alaskan pipeline innit
Ian Price
Wow, apparently 90% of this board is Indian. Top notch seamonkey intelligence on display here.
Honest question: Does the average seamonkey know that he/she worships an Indian, that too in an Indian-style temple, speaks an Indian language, writes using an Indian alphabet, and uses Indian mathematics (to the extent that seamonkeys can do math), all while living in a city named after an Indian one?
Adrian Bell
n1 poojeet. :^)
Andrew Gonzalez
Pajet don't care as long as the rice is puffy and the pussy steaming.
Sebastian Barnes
No, but the Poojeets gather when India is mentioned. Same way French suddenly appear when Algeria and Morocco are metioned. Same way Germans suddenly appear when Turkey is being mentioned.
Diaspora everywhere can't cope with the fact that its because their country and countrymen are shit that they had to leave their country in the first place.
Luke Ramirez
lmao all the buttmad indians itt literally everywhere..
Gavin Jones
I'm not going to read through this thread, but I'm going to add that Indians are fucking disgusting. They're disgusting both inside and out. They have all he negatives of an eastern culture, but none of the positives.
Isaac Nelson
>Wow, apparently 90% of this board is Indian.
No, just the 2-3 of you who make yourselves ridiculously obvious. What's worse is that you pretend to be white hoping your flags will hide how obvious you're being.
It's like all you curryniggers have autism, you're literally incapable of not outing yourselves whenever anyone points out how shitty your country is.
You couldn't be more obvious if you were literally posting timestamped photos of your shitstained faces.
You must've migrated there to feel right at home, right Pooshit?
Levi Gutierrez
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Easton Fisher
wew lad calm down I'll get those quads.
Josiah Bell
What the FR*CK
Nolan Kelly
>he doesn't drink whiskey
Nathan Parker
You're not going to believe anything I say, because I'm just an anonymous user on a Chinese image-board, but my family's net-worth is over $150 million. Stay poor.
Elijah Torres
i dont even want dubs
>
Brandon Mitchell
wow can I be your friend?
Owen Lewis
Do you sleep with a knife under the pillow?
Andrew Myers
Praise how Pakistanis are superior to Indians in every way and watch him fuck back off to a designated shitting street back in his hellhole.