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Scots are leeches edition

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Just took some ether. From Fear and Loathing
Feels like xanax with ket

What is Merkels face trying to convey?

how does it feel?

>page 4

hes not going to be happy...

next person to post kpop is a bender

jej

Need Kyary to tug on my willy desu

kpop

xanax with ket

>I wish i was at home getting rogered by Ahmed and his pals

*pushes your bag onto the floor*
go fetch, nerd

Aboard the peasant wagon... now just to shitpost for an hour or so

poos are very dark, almost black

how does it feel?

A deflated garbage bag

Feel all cold and tingly and a bit drunk and a a bit warm like opiates

puff

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every person who posts kpop is a bender

Tell me, if that was real why the fuck would the home office tweet it at 1:30 AM

O R W E L L I A N N I G H T M A R E lmao

does it feel better than sex?

most drugs do but sex on drugs is a different story

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Doesn't include the oil money, the license fee (90% of which goes South), any of the money spend on defence (again, most of which is spent down South) and the various other hidden costs of the union.

Scotland remains the 3rd wealthiest part of the UK after London and the South East.

me at the back faking a ciggie

watching Chinatown

Great film

Getting the house ready for Theresa May's "Every Home a Castle" initiative. The nice chaps from the council are installing CCTV in every room of my home so Theresa can make sure my family are safe.

>Oil money
It currently costs more to extract oil in the north sea than you get for selling it. Lol.

Scotland is the 3rd wealthiest part because you get so much money given to you, really wish the eternal jock would fuck off

>Spanish flag

Will not be reading this post

They're called "telescreens" lad

Her sister is also her daughter

Girl is both Faye Dunaway's daughter and sister because she was raped by her dad.
She's shot fatally at the end.
The conspiracy is all about getting a monopoly on the water supply or something.

>go into Chinatown for a bubble tea

Ah yes, it's another "cash only" episode.

Corrected West Mercia police hate crime figures show slight fall following Brexit vote

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SHUT IT DOWN

WHY THE FUCK HAS MY IP AREA BEEN BLOCKED FROM THREAD CREATION

Ah mate they've done a bang up job in my gaff, daughter's loving the telescreen in her room, got surround sound and all

No clue what you mean by this is it a prostitute thing

cara

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I've seen it like 5 times you fucking drips

Most Chinese places only let you pay by cash because they're renowned for not paying tax

Is anyone here any good at erp? Could you give me some tips?

THE SEMEN DEMON

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they do it so they can skim off some of the profits through laundering and pay less taxes.

Or they charge a 10% premium if you use a card.
Literally worse than Jews.

Isn't that just some administration regions data?

Ooh baby you make me hard, yu wan sum fuk

Devastated that Mogg didn't put his name forward. Not even memeing, I think he'd be amazing.
Gove is probably the best to root for imo. Boris did great for Brexit but I believe he only did it to take Cameron's job. Gove was always a Brexit supporter.
Theresa May isn't even worth thinking about, it would be the end of the British police force and we'll have CCTV in every house in Britain

that guy is really good and seems honest
that's a shame

It's legeslative legerdemain!

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It doesn't cost Scotland anything to extract oil, you mong, that's handled by private companies.

Mogg really is the best MP in the house right now, he's a proper stand up bloke

Huh.
Makes you think.

>Scotland is the 3rd wealthiest part because you get so much money given to you
Feels good man. Is why I voted no, don't want to risk the comfy life.

I'm genuinly happy it's gove instead of Boris 2bf

Bit worried Crabb will win like cameron in 2005 though

Blame canada tbqfhwy

hey lads, can't sleep haha

where'd my thread go?

He's seven shades of autistic.

Gove will be a fucking shit PM
would much rather have May Tbh

Looks like Steven Merchant's less sucessful thus more bitter brother.

>UK separate graph from scotland

*climbs into bed and takes your hand* what's on your mind lad?

My friend owns a Chinese restaurant and they do this exact thing. She kept talking about how they do cut their taxes and whatnot, after she had finished explaining it all I let her know my father is an accountant for HMRC.

Devilish

>Smart=autistic

Um how about no?

they could have this banner contest done in a couple weeks
theyre doing the least popular boards first. Why not just open submissions for all of them now?

Ah yes...

I love you, Scotland, you mean the world to me.
Don't let chavs bully you.

The uk one is for all of the uk including scotland

The Scottish one is just for the uk

*rolls over from other side*
Ngghh can you two keep it down?

drug addled normie minds dont know the difference

He went campaigning in Fife with his nanny. He was in his 30s.

what is it with china and lifts/escalators?

All their buildings are massively tall

That's so cute thanks for convincing me

So? His nanny's been in the family for years. If you actually watch his speeches and listen to his genuine care for the British people you'd realise it doesn't matter if he's a posho

Nanny as in grandmother
or
Nanny as in childminder

just stuff :^)

do NOT tell me how to act in my own bed!

>mfw i've seen all his interventions on youtube

i'm getting britisher by the second t b f

>may or gove

Well done brexicunts, you fucking retards

Childminder

Got caught looking at myself in the mirror when I was shagging some girl lads

*grabs the brit poof by the throat and throws him back into the runt cage*
wish you'd keep him on a chain, dear

Reckon Ed Miliband would have handled all this better

Nanny as in a servant his parent paid to look after him as a kid.

Some men just want to watch the world burn :-DDD

> women are our equals
> except everything is the responsibility of men

I mean i don't it but fuck me stop being contradictory

*shrieks and runs around my cage, slamming into the metal bars in a blind panic*

He wouldn't have 2bqh while I do like him he was incompetent at leading

Can Scotland go away now?

ah yes the upper class very impressive

*kicks the runt cage hard*

SHUT IT you fucking runt i've had a gutfull of your shit

When people started taking the piss he genuinely said "you wouldn't be making fun of me if I was with my footman".

Even the other kids at Eton though he was weird.

yea
that's stupid as fuck

Pure jealousy

WREE WREE WREEEEEE
*starts gnawing at my own arm in panic, drawing blood*