Make Europe Mad

The North American Union

>two days after the Union, the NAU broke into civil war

Why would anyone be mad over this?

Sadly, it'll never happen. Even if you were to take all of North America proper - so the entire continent north of the Panama Canal plus the majority of the Caribbean - the United States would still end up having slightly more than half the total population. This would mean that the NAU would be immensely US-dominated, and every other country would simply become US states in all but name.

Now, mind, *I* personally don't think that's a bad thing. But Mexico, Canada, Cuba, etc., certainly would.

No one gives a shit

So the massive wall is between Mexico and Guatemala now?

CANUS when?

I hope so. The Central Americans (like yourself) are the center of trade for export of hard drugs, Guatemala and El Salvador should be nuked or annexed by Mexico.

Get rid of mexico

>implying Cuba will ever be closely integrated with the US
Cuban mistrust of the United States runs too deep.

This. What were you thinking op?

>says liberal Canada

It would be cheaper

>says border crossing spic stealing our American brother's jobs and welfare

>says muslim, chink, nigger lover Canada

omg i approve
but didn't you government say they are going to remove visa requirements for Mexicans?

No seriously fuck off globalists, we are going to stop you. We will find their names and put them down

Nuke Belize first and we have a deal.

I like to imagine hunter gatherers scoffing at agriculturalists

A united humanity is the natural conclusion for us all

>American brother
Fick you American lover.

THE UNITED STATES OF NORTH AMERICA AKA THE USNA!

We're all amigos here.

>Subsidizing megico's incompetence
No

Central America is where "Mexicans" come from these days.

Annex Greenland and make England our quebecois dumping zone.

I'm cool with Mexico, but yall gotta quit kidnapping gringos for this to happen

>Make Europe Mad
Hi

Fuck off.

Only Union I'd be okay with is a Commonwealth Union

Hello sir, would you like to talk about a points based immigration visa system?

Why do you bully poor Belize?

I'd feel better with it if it was just Canada + US, already share a common language and culture
>Largest country in the world by land area
>Nominal GDP of 19.5 trillion
>350 million people
I'm getting hard just thinking about it
I just want a country with US gun laws and Canadian single payer

What if we pour a shit ton of money in Central America so they have jobs n shiet and won't steal yours?

>so the entire continent north of the Panama Canal

> that's where ameristupids think there's a continent divide

all latam and any sane cunt has a deep mstrust of usa or should

Never going to happen, they are your side of the pond's version of the Middle East
It's in the interest of Western financial and corporate elites to keep these places the way they are

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Send proper replacement parts for all the 1950s American cars they've kept running on Soviet and Chinese donors, and we'll get at least some of the public on our side.