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cara

Good luck my dude

I like this outfit, casual yet very fashionable.

there he is

are we safe?

here i am

where's the janny at

I like landscape threads, but maybe something a bit different next time. Green & pleasant land, and that once nice beach in Cornwall get stale

Gove or Theresa, lads?

>short term loss for long term gain
>ensures Britain's independence
>At odds with a united continent

Brexit is basically our world war 2

Gove will be the least popular candidate of all time.

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Good post.

when are you going to redditflag?

The dust has settled lads

NEED an Italian gf

thank you based janitor, clearing out the muck for not a penny

the original ww2 was ours too you absolute muppet

probably never don't really like the south holland flag

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kill myself

Terry everytime

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>taking the gimmicks

He's gone too far lads.

what's with the janny today?

did we get a new one or has the regular one just got bats in his belfry?

>united continent

i always ask my italian friend when his dolmio day is
quality bit of banter

Somebody said I had pouty gay boy lips today.

Are they?

>we
foy

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grim

deletes these
leaves this
racist

Absolute mad man

>toilets for customer use only
we'll see about that

post weeb shit, get smacked

janny is one of us

He probably means you're like Germany fighting everybody now.

cara is /brit/ culture

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reminder

Your move /brit/

We ended up much worse off after WWII though

>united continent
>WWII

M8...

Germany was occupied and harboring extreme resentment towards France, Spain was in the midst of a civil war, there was political unrest in Italy and Greece, Russia had retreated from the world

he can't really cast judgment on me, he fucked a pig

That sauce is THICC.

Honestly could supply a small suburb with gas for a week with the amount of it that's coming out of my brown eye

A DEAD pig, user. It wasn't like it suffered.

does a phone charge faster if its plugged into the wall instead of my computre

If janny was truly one of us, he would use his influence to bring back our precious memes.

so what's the plan now?

Tbf I'd fuck a dead pig if it meant it guaranteed there would be no jews or muslims around me.

:[

Doesn't mean it's alright
Would you justify fucking a dead girl because she can't feel it?

>mfw poland is now one of the Big Five and brits will be cleaning their toilets in 5 years

my one does
dunno if it's true for all though

Lads I'm in a bit of a situation
Tomorrow I'm helping a girl from uni move her stuff from her old accommodation to her new one. Afterwards, we're to another town to do stuff and then she's staying in a hotel room for the night there.
The town she's staying in is actually closer to where I live than uni and she knows this
I think she's hinting that she wants me to go to her hotel room for a bit
She might have thing for me and I have a thing for her

Now, if anything does happen, I obviously want to use protection. She knows I'm a virgin.

What I don't want to do is to buy condoms, and we decide to do the sex, but then she realises I have condoms and then she thinks I was expecting to get some all along and it ruins everything

What should I do? Should I not buy any and if anything does happen sprint to the shop? Shall I buy some, and then put one in my wallet and if she brings it up i say I carry one around "just in case"?

Janny delete this post if you love chebs

depends on the plug you use, but generally yes.

>people = pigs

Idi pls

DONE

posting mai waifu

say that it's a just in case thing you mong
don't go running to the corner shop with a boner and leave her waiting there

ty qts

with USB 3.0 no. It will be the sane.

>waifu

didn't give you permission to reply to me

err she only has 2 dimensions??? :|

MY

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Janny voted remain, didn't he?

>POOLAND

starting to wonder if its even 2.0 shits slow as FUCK

used my coupon desu

buy one
put it in you wallet
say everyone does it

>plan

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH

We're just winging this shit lad

NUT

nah m8 USB gives out 2.5 watts

most wall chargers will give you 5 watts, and chargers for iPads, etc, will give even 10 watts of juice

He just put his penis in it for a short while as a joke, you people do all kinds of wacky things all the time.

Bet Ronaldo is so butthurt someone is taking the limelight from him

pre good shot pootugal

2D>3D

FLOCKA
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
I GO HARD IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGUH

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tune right here lads
my grandma used to love this song

>crispy chilli beef is literally the worst shitty bits of fat off the cow
>it's fucking delicious

How do chinks do it?

>scots

you're waifu is a car2n

IN

Yes it will
a PC USB port can realistically only provide up to about 1 amp of current, at 5v, even if it is USB 3

If it was a USB-C port, that's a different story

haha such down-to-earth, working class humour, I love it

crashing this eu...

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>when you finish work and someone is still trying to speak to you

It's 6pm, fuck off!

I'm better than all of you tbf

they even got the jobcentreplus

how do they know so much

Better at being a gaylord lmao

not even a fan of the lad but tinie tempah is easily the coolest man on earth

unbelievably depressed

memes

wondering what to do with myself for the next four hours lads

fuck off you shit stabber lol

sounds like you are a fan