Good afternoon, sir. Your laptop has been randomly selected for addition screening. Will you please enter your password?

>Good afternoon, sir. Your laptop has been randomly selected for addition screening. Will you please enter your password?
Wat do?

"My laptop isn't passworded, Officer. As you can see I have nothing to hide."

Enter in my password that unlocks a bogus outer partition containing nothing but frog pictures.

It's my mother's laptop, she forgot her password so I'm going to see a friend of mine who says he can unlock it

mention data privacy laws and threaten with a lawyer

but then again why would i carry a laptop with me in 2017?

Is it because I'm white?

Is this because of my skin color?

Refuse to comply and don't use the airplane.

Next time, pick up those floppy pussy lips hanging out from underneath you, and learn what "smuggling yourself on a boat" means.

>having a laptop
>using a laptop outside of comfy home
>thinking about bringing a laptop to an airport
The only thing you deserve is to be burn in hell

>Why would I carry a laptop in 2017
Work/school/numale

>mention data privacy laws

If you're a clapper, its hilarious you think that helps you

Privacy law protection only works inside your home
t. lawyer
P.S: never visit Canada, Australia, Germany, Sweden and Spain carrying your private computer

I don't know what "clapper" means. Can you spare me the urbandictionary search and just tell me here?

..what? Is this for real?

What are you looking for?

Can I see your browsing history as well?
Hell, just duplicate your HDD for me and I'll check it later.

i'm good, i remote in to my desktop for everything

>Sir can you please log into this remote machine that is saved on your laptop for further evaluation?
What now faggot.

Common Sup Forums term, redditor.

>Boot into the windows partition
>Literally nothing there except iTunes
>Can't access the Linux partition
If the dude ended up touching random people for a job he can't be so smart

Anyone who carries illegal data on them when travelling is a retard.
Just dump it in an encrypted archive on some online storage and then retrieve it when you get to your destination.

Only bring a wiped laptop and a live CD.

Why do you think a shit airport officer can force you to check your private data on a laptop?
If you say "No, I won't give you my password'' he will call his supervisor, he will call the police, you'll go to a room (by that time you wasted 2 hours) and in that room you have two options:
Call your lawyer (if you have one) or allow them to spend ~4 hours browsing your personal information

liar

Unlock the laptop for them, watch as they're baffled by Arch. Anything questionable can be encrypted and stored on a server in Russia.

It obviously refers to being an American you dumb twat. Americans clap at things.

I've never seen the word here until now.
Admittedly, I browse very few boards.

I am not .
Either way, thanks. It's true, Americans will clap for someone putting a hat on.

Sorry, only the pure aryan master race are allowed to access my laptop.

You're not fooling anyone.

Holy fuck Im so fucking mad right now

>obviously

>he is not living in japan
>he is not living in japan where data privacy invasion is against the law
>he is not living in japan where you can make millions of dollars if a police officer search your laptop
:)

this
I see dappler mentioned all the time

wait, they can ask you this in America? what about the 5th amendment? (no expert on US law here)

>implying the Constitution is anything more than the toilet paper of the Executive Branch

Don't Amerifags care about that shit though.

>Good afternoon, sir. Your laptop has been randomly selected for addition screening. Will you please enter your password?
I have signed a NDA obligation to not show you that, you are infringing on the sacred Human Rights of the company I work for granted by your constitution.

If you're travelling domestically no, they can't and won't.
If you're arriving from an international destination then yes.

>If you're arriving from an international destination then yes.
If you're brown and have an arab sounding name.

Only in the most superficial way imaginable.

Most Americans do not remember the Amendments, even if their school required them to learn it (which many don't.)

To Americans, the Constitution is an abstract idea of "rights of every American", when really it is intended as a protective wall between man and government. Americans are so naive about the Constitution's principles that they easily fall for memes like "Pleading the Fifth is only something a guilty man would do!"

this isn't true, they do it randomly by law they can't be "racist".
IF they were biased and only bothered to check sandniggers they would be 1000% more effective and probably save lives.

>this isn't true, they do it randomly by law they can't be "racist".
Them claiming to be random does not mean actual randomness. Also, they don't do it on random. CBP and DHS are fucking ALLOWED to single out suspicious people, because unlike TSA, that's their job.

I open it up, I don't care, most thing of importance are in a cloud because I'd be stupid to have important/compromising data on a computer which has a disk that can die any second.

>but then again why would i carry a laptop with me in 2017?
People have jobs.

I highly doubt the 85 IQ minimum wage dude at the TSA will say anything like that.

Amerifats only care about the parts of the constitution that big business cares about. For example; the 2nd amendment is great for the gun industry so they defend it tooth and nail, but the 4th doesn't make money at all so they just give it up without even noticing.

>I have signed a NDA obligation to not show you that
Not applicable for law enforcement and national security issues.

Except the TSA doesn't open your laptop, DHS agents do.

I'm not a US citizen and the NDA is not for a US company.

Oh my.
Are DHS agents more tech literate than random TSA people?

Well, considering how they will tow you in for a 3-4 hour "interview" (aka interrogation), I'd say it's pretty likely that they will get a techie to join if they need to.

>I'm not a US citizen and the NDA is not for a US company.
Irrelevant.
US soil.

I will still refuse and any move on their part is a violation of the NAP.

>I will still refuse and any move on their part is a violation of the NAP
Enjoy getting detained, heavily questioned, have your computer searched by home security and potentially be deported and bared from entering again.

>Enjoy getting detained, heavily questioned,
Meh

>have your computer searched by home security
Unless they've cracked encryption somehow, I don't see how'd they get any useful info out of it.

>and potentially be deported and bared from entering again.
Meh, spares me from cumbersome business trips in the future.

That's actually a very good way to get confined in an interrogation room for 24 hours with no outside communication so CBP can take your computer and phone apart.

only bring my linnix laptop that boots into a debian CLI and let them dig, i would bet they cant even start a xserver session

>he lives in japan

need another nuke?

Not legal but disgusting porn videos and images...

American individualism already fucked them up severely. Birth rates are stooping, people live in isolation and in abstinence (aka hikkis) more interested in cartoons of underaged poontang rather than the real deal, and the population is growing older and older.

>People have jobs.

Yes, and they ship their laptops in advance to their destination. A company that takes their intellectual properties seriously would never let an employee go through customs with a company laptop.

>Yes, and they ship their laptops in advance to their destinatio
No, we don't. We bring them along with us.

>A company that takes their intellectual properties seriously would never let an employee go through customs with a company laptop.
It would definitively never ship it and have it inspected upon arrival either.

>A company that takes their intellectual properties seriously would never let an employee go through customs with a company laptop.
They travel with powerpoint presentations, spreadsheets and other bull like this, not with actual source code.

The TSA doesn't ask for your password. They'll never ask you to login to your device.

That's the job of Border Patrol.

Wanting to visit shit hole called US...
No thanks, there are more culturally developed countries.

this kind of shit is why I don't plan on leaving my state for a very long time
SURE I'D LOVE TO GO VISIT EUROPE OR SOMETHING BUT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE LOOKING AT MY COMPUTERS

Is this an actual thing that happens? I've gone on multiple flights with my laptop and always worried about it. There's nothing illegal on my laptop and I don't watch porn on it either, but I still wouldn't want anyone seeing my tabs and history or anything, tons of stuff normal people would probably find weird

>No, we don't. We bring them along with us.

I assume nothing of value is on that laptop. Otherwise it would be utterly reckless.

its not my laptop i just found it and brought it with me

Except shit like that rises a lot of red flags and you're pretty much guaranteed to get your ass fisted.

>Is this an actual thing that happens?
Only to brown people with arab-sounding names.

This is not individualism killing Japan.

It's collectivism killing Japan. Everyone is put under so much pressure to make money and provide for their family, but the amount of jobs is destined to fall.

With so much pressure to succeed, a lot of Japanese people simply figure out that it's honestly better to stay in one room your entire life than to participate in a society that inherently takes 90% of your value for itself and gives you the last 10% to do with what you wish.

Better to leech off the world and kill it rather than be milked for all you're worth, right? This is something wagecucks will never understand.

>Everyone has state secrets on their computers
There's source code on it and other intellectual property.

>social expectations are the reason I'm a failure at life
No, it's because japanese boys are more interested in Idol groups and in pretending to be little girls than to procreate.

>A RACIST! EVERYONE, LOOK! A RACIST!!!
>Sir, I'm black
>ISLAMOPHOBE!!! NIGGER RACIST!!!

>Make it a huge waste of time and effort to search your computer
>To spite you, the TSA plants a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook and a gigabyte of loli on your harddrive for making them work harder than they want to

But by liberal definition, only whites can be racist.

Your company allows you to carry a laptop with intellectual property through customs?

AM I BEING DETAINED?
I DO NOT CONSENT.

I said something more akin to "social expectations are why being a failure isn't actually bad."

Society whitepills you on this issue harder than any other.

Whip my dick out and demand he whip his out

>plants a copy of 2 things I already have copious amounts of

>YOUR WHITE ASS BOSS IS RACIST FOR DOING THIS!
>AMERICA IS RACIST!!!
>I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS ON THE INTERNET!
>EVERYONE WILL KNOW HOW RACIST AMERICA IS!

Yes. Not only that, after bad experiences with shipping companies, we bring demo equipment as checked in luggage now because even though luggage gets tossed around by airport employees,it's nothing to fuckups UPS and DHL manages to do.

>Japan
> the amount of jobs is destined to fall

Japan is suffering a massive labor shortfall, which is getting more crushing by the day. Businesses are failing for lack of manpower.

Enjoy your previously glorious empire crumble under itself because spoiled and bratty kids want to play videogames rather than get a job and family.

The worst part about this is that you' can't even blame this one on immigrants, because Japs have among the strictest immigration laws in the world.

what is it with some americans and instantly defaulting to raw aggression and wanting to escalate the situation to its most violent possible outcome when faced with their shortcomings? honestly under that paper-thin veneer of "civilised behaviour" there is some seriously jihadist-level barbaric violence just waiting to explode.

>plan to visit US
>Make couple 6TB hdds external
>Encrypt these with easiest to crack encryption, something as retarded as rot13
>Fill both hdds with most disgusting but legal videos and images internet can give you
>Sir, please give me password to your hdds
>No!!! I have rights! America won't get me!

Wait for agents to figure out how trolled they are.

Americans are literally the Muslims of west. Anyone who disagrees with them need to be killed

>seriously jihadist-level barbaric violence just waiting to explode.
mfw

>early morning for USTZ
>yurops come on and shittalk america
maybe you should fix your sandnigger problem before talking shit

>US doesn't have a sandnigger problem
u wot m8?

One thing I'll never understand about you NEETtards is how you constantly go about how those who work are 'wagecucks XDDD" when the reality is that your entire existence depends on these individuals working and putting into the tax pool that you leech off of.

Your survival literally depends on people working. So how can you, even for a moment, act as if you were superior to them?

well over here we don't practice feeding ravenous beasts and keeping them in our own homes and expect them to not ruin everything

Sorry, but the keyboard and ports are busted and i use this PCMCIA to usb card i forgot at home.
Would you by chance have an Ake branded one?

>pulse nightclub
>san bernadino
>everything BLM does
>an unending flow of immigrants from mexico (hey how's that wall going, forgot about it already huh?)
>as well as lots of other countries
>neighbourhoods get burned to the ground in literal race wars

>OK YA BUT YUROP GOT MUSLIMS OK??? LOL KUCKED

>Your survival literally depends on people working. So how can you, even for a moment, act as if you were superior to them?
The same reasons the British empire was superior to the slaves it owned in the rest of the world.

No, you just let them own handguns and recruit them to your military and police so they can learn your secret strategies.


More people have been killed by sandniggers on US soil than on European soil the last 5 years.

>boot up bogus windows xp partition
>wallpaper is goetse
>my custom program that automatically spawns popups with pictures from EDs famous "offended" page automatically launches

"I like such things, sir"

Oh come now

>Yes, and they ship their laptops in advance to their destination
Never heard of anyone doing that. Ever.