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Pax Americana edition

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yuri

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Nice to see non-/gsg/ talking and playing HOI4, a great game that everyone should buy

hillary will win

does any1 want 2 play with me

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Can you join germany as america in this game this will decide whether or not i purchase it

All hail our French colonial overlords

check my chicken

noooooooooooooo!!!!!

W-what videogame?

t. Johan

yes. you can become fascist as america.

GHQ was shit

So, lads... I just bought home, and I just have to say, this 4th is going to be the most American I've felt. I have a car, a house, and a job I despise. Just like the founding fathers intended.

Pretty easily yes, and all kinds of crazy shit. Only good change from the last one tbhfam

I havent decorated my apartment.
Who would I decorate it for?
I know it's a bad way to think

everything seems to be in order here.

>4th of july
>important day
lel, god bless the queen

>that annual time of year when I can shitpost /brit/ into oblivion

Nope

>not starting freedom celebrations on the 23rd for maximum banter and Euro butthurt

check my chicken

USA and Allies are overpowered in dis game. Need serious nerf.
>t.stalin

Do it for the following:
>Washington
>Adams
>Madison
>Hamilton
>Franklin

Need I continue?

it's so sad he had like 5 still births...

el perrito super gordito

how big r the eggs u get from that hen

I don't understand

>He didn't build 200 civilian factories by 1940
>He fell for the radar meme
>He didn't draw a meme arrow to Berlin

fat siberian or malamute jose?

>3732x5052
thats a lot of woman

wtf I hate America now, so dumb, fat and arrogant.

3.53 MB's of pure ukrainian beuty

Could me and my parakeet pass as local in you're country??

R8 my teeth pls

>Got prescription for adderall yesterday
>can't stop fucking fapping

wtf i hate dyslexic netherlands now

idk outside
we could play tag

You'll need that bird to get over Trump's wall, Pedro.

Buy a hammock and go outside and lay in it for a half an hour a day

I swear it boosted my mental energy so hard

malamute
i know they're dogs with thick fur but i think these ones are kinda fat. They are my brother's dogs

I do have my passport and visa

now that's a good looking mexican
teeth are like 8/10 great job!

do you have telekinesis powers now?

Wish I could stop being so pale but it's hot as fuck outside and also kinda boring desu

yea, I telekinesis'd my dick into your mom

rude

SHOTS FIRED

Since North America is only ~65% white at this point, and since I can't stop wanting to have a cheeky wank, I'll dump some more of the based bundawhore from last thread

7/10

you just want to slap it

I didn't ask for this

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clue scrolls are a scam desu

happy moving day @ my canadabros

HOL UP
HOL THE PHONE

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you can change your ideology in about a year as any nation. you pick a democratic, communist, or fascist political adviser and let support tick away in your country. you either get lucky and get a referrendum or a civil war breaks out that shouldn't be too difficult to win.
it's not that fun as any of the major nations like us, uk, germany, soviets, italy, japan, or france since they have custom ``tech'' trees that assume you're the default ideology. if you go non commie russie half your tree ends up being useless

still though, great fun.

>dog is ~15 years old
>she's starting to not be able to finish going on walks
How do you deal with your dog dying lads?

this one is my favorite

I want!

the eyebrows do it for me
that budokai don't hurt either eh heh heh

>You haven't been looking at my swimsuit webms, r-right user?

idk man i just kinda push those thoughts to the back of my mind

my dog is starting to have trouble going up and down stairs
this is the dog i grew up with

Ive only ever made 22k off one, and I always spend like 13k just getting the stupid items necessary for it

I just want to ignore them but then they always sit in my bank and I keep thinking THIS one will be the one with a god page

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I've had 2 god pages and a bunch of shit
I'm sure I'll get a dye someday

cheating cunts

>/k/ommando detected

What's the point of the lines?

>I still play runescape

>There are college girls RIGHT NOW who are unironically in debt when they could be easily making gorillions of shekels being camwhores

>have a nice plump ass already sculpted by god himself
>ruin it with silicon injections

why

Marina

Yeah, fuck principles and self respect!

how would you know theyre talking about runescape?
you fucking nerd youre not fooling me

Silicone, not silicon
Silicon wouldn't work very well

>gf studying abroad for two months
>tells me how some russian dude she's with keeps flirting with her and asked her out for lunch a few times
what is her goal

I played rs at some point of my life of course I know what they're talking about

Oh cool, he's mexi-vaper now

How is BREXIT currently being treated in Canada? Love, the UK.

>"Why should we fight" he asked me,
>"'Cause England is at war?
>Why are they fighting now, Dad,
>What are they fighting for?
>What does it mean to you, Dad,
>To babes, and mum, and me?
>The Germans won't come here
>From away across the sea.
>So why should you go there, Dad,
>And leave us here to cry?
>Is it cause England owns us?
>Is that the reason why?"
>His eyes look widely at me,
>I tightly held my son,
>And this is how I answered,
>His questions one by one.

>"We fight when England calls us,
>For in her sacred keep
>The ashes of our fathers
>Lie in her soil asleep.
>And many times for England
>They fought that she'd be free,
>And they are part of England,
>And so, my son, are we.
>And some may pass her by, lad,
>And some may scorn her hand,
>But we must be forever
>A part of that fair land.
>For everything we have son,
>That's good and fine and just
>Was washed in British blood
>And given to us on trust.

>"And we must keep that trust, son,
>Against the force of greed.
>And fight beside old England
>Whenever she's in need.
>And once again she's calling
>Across the Empire wide,
>And all her Empire answers:
>"You'll find us at your side"
>Oh yes, we're owned by England,
>But we own England, too,
>As you are part of me son,
>And I am part of you"

>>Harold Wood, Ontario, Canada

To learn about Russian culture with his new friend Vladimir.

I mean what's her goal in constantly bringing this up to me

I-I could tell you about my opinion! You don't need those stupid Canadians!

I'd feel bad complaining about my dog dying. I'd often joke that "yeah i'll walk it- to the pound!"
I havent been that nice to it

Canada Day?

Maybe she's trying to be open with you.

my best friend had a level 100 feraligatr named after me
his uncle deleted the save file

She probably wants to make you feel bad.

my ex would say things like that to make me jealous

I dont think its a good sign

watching 2001 before it's removed from netflix tomorrow. how far ahead can I skip to get to the action?

assert her dominant position in the relationship by reminding you she's still desirable

I make fun of my dog too, it doesn't really matter if you care about it

>mfw insane camwhores like jewdank will fade away in obscurity as they age and blow all their shekels on drugs and become homeless
all is good in the world

dont skip anything, nerd

for starters you shouldn't have let her go

we all know how slutty american women are and what happens when they go study abroad

studying abroad is literally 10% studying 90% having fun

now you can guess how she's having fun

It has been one month since I got this job and it went by flying. So this is how people get old.

im eating porridge !!

Dumb people who don't follow news and politics don't know/care...which is a lot of people. We have a lot of brits, britboos and muh heritage anglos though, so I'd wager a fair amount support it.

That applies to normies I would study instead of getting drunk because can do that in your home country desu.