Dad...I'm throwing away that ThinkPad you gave me and I'm buying a MacBook

>Dad...I'm throwing away that ThinkPad you gave me and I'm buying a MacBook.
>I...I've been wanting to do this since I was little.
>Do you still love me?
What is your response?

You're no longer my son.

I have no wife's son!

My son is becoming a successful normie... I couldn't be happier.

I would have to disown him, homosexuality is an unforgivable sin.

As long as he's the one paying for it, I see nothing wrong with it. Enjoy the $2000 Facebook machine.

If he can afford a macbook, why would I care? Those things are expensive and if he has disposable income from work, why would I care?

>I'm buying a MacBook
that's fine son.
it's your own money and if you believe buying a macbook is worth it go ahead but beware of everything released between 2012-2017.
Either get the 2011 model or a brand new one cause apple dropped the ball for years.

Ok son, if that's what you want, go ahead. You're the one paying for it though.

>from trap fapping cross dressing autistic Linux using TwinkPad owner to normie MacBook owner

Gee, I dunno boy.

Call him a liar. I'd never give my son a dinosaur laptop. He probably got memed into buying one by some mongolian image board.

How did he get any money?

kys

The 2012 non retina 15" MBP is the last upgradable model

I'm glad by son is normal and not like me. I am also glad that I became normal enough to get a wife and have children? Tell him I love him no matter his preference of computers. Then I wake up and realize I'm still a fat neet.

I flip burgers 3 times a week, dad.
but how would you know sitting in front of your computer being a welfare leech.

You lying little shit, you're always at home or at school. Where did the money come from, drugs?

Beat the shit out of him until he apologize and gave me his money and TP and then kick him out of my house.

idiots

Just what kind of a point is this supposed to make?

If a kid is gay, he's gay. Giving him a thinkpad ain't gonna solve that.

I mean, look at yourself. Rocking that x220 and being a complete faggot on Sup Forums

i'd tell him that mac OS is a more secure normie OS than windows and atleast he isn't running windows 10. i tell him i'll love him even if he is going down this homosexual path and that if he wants to suck Tim Cooks dick then that's fine with me

That makes sense desu linux is the os for actuAl intellects

The Linux using community has a higher percentage of mentally ill people by definition than Windows and macOS communities and nobody can refute this.

here, i installed macOS on your t420 now go away
>but isn't the same
boo fucking hoo
install gentoo

so that's why I didn't like windows

>higher IQ
>higher rates of pedophilia
Really activates my almonds...

>dad
The implication that I'm even in the same universe as 'people with a remote chance to reproduce' is laughable.

Old meme.

it's probably accurate in regards to you, lolicon freak

why the fuck would i buy my kid a laptop.

he can use the family pc and if he doesn't like it then he can buy whatever goddamn machine he wants with the money he saves from doing chores or getting a job.

my first PC was a yard-sale piece of shit but i loved that thing.

>lolicon freak
>has lolicon image saved on his hard drive

>nov. 20, 2005
dropped.

It's sad more parents don't think like this. Instead parents today raise spoiled brats who take everything for granted and expect mommy and daddy to fork over thousands else they'll throw a tantrum in public.

/thread

of course son, I'm proud of you. 

>a team of scientists at MIT
So thats what they are doing. And I thought science is dead, turns out they are just lazy faggots and do stupid surveys like this instead of researching important things.

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Oh hell no. No son of mine is going to grow up being a faggot.

>43%
kek
totaly not shopped.

Homosexuality is a mental disorder

1. All who like Apple shit are faggots.
2. You like Apple shit. Therefore,
3. You are a faggot.
4. Now get out of my house and go die of AIDS, faggot!

godDAMN that's edgy

Thank you.

Now back to Sup Forums, where we don't allow anyone who is not a straight, white, Christian MAGA.

I never loved my wfies son

Fuck the thinkpad, where the hell did you get those boy clothes? where are your dresses?

>has belt in hand
>belt still in pants

What did he mean by this?

>he doesn't have a belt specifically for beating his children
I keep mine right above the fireplace on a couple pegs

>im gonna spank your ass and call you a bad boy, that sure will not turn you into a faggot

Propietary software isn't allowed to be connected to my houses network.

Whatever kid, go buy me pack of cigarette

Goofy time!

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

Was I fukcing high? When did I give you a thinkpad? If you get the 2016 version I'm going to scalp you though.

I'm a straight brown Muslim.

>a screenshot is totally trustworthy guys ! Its not like you can fake an image

>I borrowed some money from your bank account. Sorry I didn't tell you, dad.

>implying a website is more trustworthy

Well son, I hope you have enough money to buy both your MacBook and all the dongles you will need.

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>Linux users are more pedo than the others
How did they get to that result, did they just ask "what do you masturbate to" and Linux users answered "CHILDREN"?

So, you bought it with my money? Ok, either you give me your Macbook or you give me back my 2000$. I'll assume you don't have the money, so I'll take your Macbook.

>>I...I've been wanting to do this since I was little.
who the royal FUCK would fucking say this lmao topfuckingkek

And then you smash the shit out if it in front of him.

>why are you calling me dad im your mom

>dad why are you so mad all the time? this is why i like it better at mom's house

Good, go steal from your mother, maybe she still loves you.

That is such a bizarre way to word that "conversation". Are you an alien?

But I'll play along.
>Sure son. Do what makes you happy. But don't throw the old Thinkpad away, it's always good to keep spare devices around in case the new one starts acting up.

He's quietly implying that Mac users are gay and 'your teenage son' is 'coming out' in a way by announcing that he's going to start using a Mac.

He'll pass my genetic material on to some nice young creamy girl and make genetically superior babies due to his normie status. When your computer just works, everything else happens faster. Thinkpads break so easy lol

>Apple devices are perfect, my new macbook that I bought with your money would never start acting up

I'm not "always mad" I'm simply not enough of a spineless fuck to let a young faggot like you get whatever he wants. It's called discipline and you'll thank me when you'll get older. Now fuck off.

I'd prefer to try to get a refund or to sell it on eBay

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>*calls mom to come pick him up*
>*keys your car on his way out*

according to this graph a woman is more sexually desirable as an infant than ~26 years old

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>beats the living shit out of him

>being autistic enough to care about what your wife's son uses

>where we don't allow anyone who is not a straight, white, Christian MAGA.
>He doesn't know

the only right answer

Why couldn't you just be gay

>average of 9%

>wife reports you to the authorities and you end up in jail
nice try

You are free to buy whatever you want with your hard earned money. Just going to throw this out though -- I bought a Macbook when I turned 18, and it became a completely unusable brick after 2 years. Apple build quality is pretty fucking terrible.

>2.2 y-int

that became a lot more realistic than I would have liked

How fucking dare you throw it away? You give it back to me, we sell it for $100 and we buy you a Mac

fuckin based.

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!