/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord link
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user's Original Somake mod still holds up • user can't stop doing magic tricks changes a €20 note into one billion dollars also has some chink shit arrive that isn't just magic tricks • user drops his Xiaomi phone on hardwood flooring and carpet and metal at the same time • user is happy wit his chink mech keyboard • user gets extorted by customs • user mods his Monks+ to be bluetooth • user finished assembling a plane he bought off Hobbyking • user is happy with his TOMO Powerbank shell • user enjoys his new ear pads • user is happy with his KZ ATE • MagictrickAnon has more chink gadgetry to show off • Episode 5 of the CSG podcast is now available for listening here
youtube.com/watch?v=BfyvBE_fACg


Previously thread

Other urls found in this thread:

m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32747849263.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32747849263&productSubject=32747849263&shortkey=Jn673yeq&addresstype=600
s.aliexpress.com/6zQ7je2U
economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/58101274.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst
fortune.com/2017/05/09/warren-buffett-india-regulation-investment/
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_606552.html
amazon.com/Pebble-Technology-Corp-501-00020-Smartwatch/dp/B0106IS5XY
gsmarena.com/results.php3?nYearMin=2016&nIntMemMin=128000&fDisplayInchesMax=5.5&chk35mm=selected
aliexpress.com/item/DIY-Puzzle-Wind-Powered-Walker-Walking-Strandbeest-Assembly-Powerful-model-Toy-Children-Gift-Drop-Shipping/32686339949.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10308_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10178_10137_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_10154_438_10056_10055_10054_10310_10182_10059_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051-10102,searchweb201603_5,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=1f13ffd1-af12-4760-be9c-b52331d0b82a&algo_expid=65f2492e-4942-40f5-9541-ee5a4e5da775-0&algo_pvid=65f2492e-4942-40f5-9541-ee5a4e5da775
aliexpress.com/wholesale?SearchText=STRANDBEEST
aliexpress.com/item/New-Orange-Pi-Zero-H2/32761500374.html
aliexpress.com/item/Arcade-Joystick-DIY-Kit-Zero-Delay/32774269126.html
aliexpress.com/item-img/10pcs-lot-Triangle-LED-Illuminated-Push-Buttons-Micro-Switch-For-Arcade-Games-Machine-Parts-Mame-Jamma/32706147261.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-binoculars-long-range-8X25-High-powered-HD-portable-Straight-telescope-hunting-tourism-outdoor-sports/32668354429.html
amazon.com/Welltop-Binoculars-Objective-diameter-Telescope/dp/B016KHU1J6/
en.miui.com/thread-708554-1-1.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

What country will replace China as wages increase and Chinese products gain a better reputation?

Do not lewd the panzers.

m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32747849263.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32747849263&productSubject=32747849263&shortkey=Jn673yeq&addresstype=600

Anyone tried this?

Since Regular Op has unfortunately forgotten about it again, here is a link to the post with the Gearbest coupon spreadsheet.

...

What is the best Taobao agent?

Hey asshole stop posting referral links

Can I use the KZ Bluetooth cable with the KZ HD9 iems?
I need something wireless and cheap to use at the gym with my chinkshit MP3 player. I don't know shit about audio placebo to make an informed decision.
s.aliexpress.com/6zQ7je2U

You'll need to solder I guess.

I need wireless in ear headphones that are not complete shit.

>referral links

>Muh pooh
India is too small and their infrastructure is shit compared to chinks AND they HATE foreign investment. Pooshits are 1000X more protectionist than what Trump ever promised(but didn't deliver).

Vietcongs were replacing SOME chink factories because they were cheaper, but they developed too fast , wages and rent went up,so it's no longer the case.

I guess I'll just get the KZ ATES

10" android tablet ?

Yeah!

>ATES
>S
Why would you do that?

economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/58101274.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst
>"India has a long history of grumbling about trade agreements. In the past, it has almost single-handedly held up consensus at various WTO meetings"...
>Partly that's because of India's experience with the ASEAN deal, which began in 2010. It infuriated domestic industry and farmers' organizations. One chamber of commerce claimed that, since 2010, India's exports to ASEAN had stagnated, while imports had grown by a third. Farmers in the south, meanwhile, have argued that they can't compete with spices and vegetable oil from Southeast Asia. The government failed to stand up to these voices; it announced a "review" of existing trade deals early on in Narendra Modi's tenure, and there was the strong suggestion that new ones would be frowned on -- effectively ending Singh's policy of economic integration.

This same skepticism seems to be guiding the government's behavior at the RCEP negotiations. If ASEAN decimated Indian plantation farming and caused Indian companies to struggle, the argument goes, just imagine what free trade with China could do.

fortune.com/2017/05/09/warren-buffett-india-regulation-investment/

>Complaining that foreign firms are barred from fully owning companies in India, Buffett said, "We would like to own 100% of any business that we run."

>TL;DR
India a shit and hates your money unless you're their cock-sucking slave.

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

Idk I'm not a placebo faggot show me the light!
I just want some cheap great sounding Bluetooth headphones for the gym.

The ATE-S aren't even bluetooth

>not being a placebo faggot

what does it matter if the sound quality is better or not as long as you believe it's better? Experientially it's the same.

KZ makes a Bluetooth cable and I'm pretty sure the ATES have removable leads.
Thanks for the inspiration

Get the the regular KZ ATE, the memory wire on the ATES is supposed to be super annoying.

>I'm pretty sure
Well you're wrong. Get a ZS3 or ZST if you want a cheap KZ with removable wire

anyone ever bought a chink projector?
im looking for one.

A thread or 2 ago, some duders were talking about pebble watches last thread, which sites have them for a good price, ie;

eBay.

...

I want to build my own media server, is there a reliable, cheap chink NAS enclosure?

gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_606552.html

plus a 5TB external USB3 HDD

Anyone got any experience with chink ip cctv cameras?

the xiaomi one is supposed to be good and there's a hacked firmware out there with chink shit removed so it just works as normal without an app.

Anyone know where I can buy more of these front plate things for those mini chinese crossbows?
Only one I could find was this one on DHgate (can't post the link, Sup Forums thinks it's spam) but I'd rather just buy the plate by itself

I got some more cheap rechargeable cob lights.
They have changed design since the last time I bought one, hopefully the little spotlight on the end lasts more than a few weeks before burning out.
Other than that, its been great.

make your own ones from something like a metal ruler

That's where I've book like been looking
I could've sworn one of the chink online store had Pebble watches plastered all over their front page a little while ago.
>Fitness bands
>Dead end ecosystem
I'd rather a zenwatch or other Pebble watch.

Check Amazon if you're in the USA but I doubt you could get even a used Time Round for under $50.

Pebble Time is exactly $50 right now, the OG ones are around $30 but tend to have display failure over time.
amazon.com/Pebble-Technology-Corp-501-00020-Smartwatch/dp/B0106IS5XY

The round one is actually kinda shit according to reviews but might be alright if you get it for under $100

>pebble time 2
pebble died before they released it. amazon has the pebble time for 50ish. would get it, had i not gotten a pebble 2 before the firesale started

My strandbeest finally arrived!

Runs great with a fan. Can be turned by blowing as well!

It was fun to build (~45-60mins) and the manual was surprisingly well written in proper English!

I need a chinkphone with 128gb or 256gb of storage and a headphone jack that isn't fucking huge

Xiaomi Mi 5s?

wow neat

Ordered some repro SNES games, some CR2032 batteries so that said games will save, a SCART cable for my SNES and some cheap chink upsclaet for my bedroom LCD TV. Time will tell if it we a waste of money.

>I need a chinkphone with 128gb or 256gb of storage
Just ignore the Samsung and Google phones:
gsmarena.com/results.php3?nYearMin=2016&nIntMemMin=128000&fDisplayInchesMax=5.5&chk35mm=selected

very nice user

I'd like to own 100% of this piece of ass.

I, for one, welcome our new mechanical overlords. Link?

Why can't these faggots post the link?

>china
>labor rights
pick one

>I require to be spoonfed links at all times

Just look up strandbeest on AliExpress or eBay

Anyone know of any good cheap 8x25 binoculars? Bonus points if they're compact.

aliexpress.com/item/DIY-Puzzle-Wind-Powered-Walker-Walking-Strandbeest-Assembly-Powerful-model-Toy-Children-Gift-Drop-Shipping/32686339949.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10308_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10178_10137_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_10154_438_10056_10055_10054_10310_10182_10059_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051-10102,searchweb201603_5,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=1f13ffd1-af12-4760-be9c-b52331d0b82a&algo_expid=65f2492e-4942-40f5-9541-ee5a4e5da775-0&algo_pvid=65f2492e-4942-40f5-9541-ee5a4e5da775

Is this the one?

Yes

lmatfu: aliexpress.com/wholesale?SearchText=STRANDBEEST

What happens if you give a product or store on Ali a 4 star review? Does the seller lose a lot of chink cred?

Why not just use a MicroSD card?

yeah, they are all the same. just get the cheapest off ali

Also interested.
I'm planning on giving a chink 2 star review because he shipped my thing after a week, but registered the shipping number the day of purchase (so that the site would consider his item shipped and the seller would have "Usually ships in one day" line).

Do you think the chink will be mad?

I was looking at the Pebble time, probably just gonna pick that up instead. The size, look, and thinness of the round looks souch nicer.
At the very least, it's still got community keeping things like apps alive and such. The community support, battery life, and basic functions that it has for the price make it very tempting.

>Do you think the chink will be mad?
Probably. Several 1 or 2 stars reviews seems to be considered a death sentence for a store unless it's a niche product.

China isn't just big on manufacturing because of cheap labor, a lot of countries have much cheaper labor. They're big on it because they managed to get the whole country working together to ensure that China would be the easiest country in the world to start manufacturing in. I can't imagine South America or India managing to step up and compete with China on convenience.

Has anyone built a chink arcade?
>Orange pi zero can emulate PS1 at 30 fps, costs 12$ shipped, runs Retrorange pi
aliexpress.com/item/New-Orange-Pi-Zero-H2/32761500374.html
>Arcade Joystick with 10 buttons and USB controller for 15$
aliexpress.com/item/Arcade-Joystick-DIY-Kit-Zero-Delay/32774269126.html
>$8 for 32GB memory card that can hold every game made before 1995

They are cheap enough that I can make Dedicated cabinets. Im working on one that has a flight stick and only plays Starfox 64 and has Starfox 64 art, lights, marquee, etc.

aliexpress.com/item-img/10pcs-lot-Triangle-LED-Illuminated-Push-Buttons-Micro-Switch-For-Arcade-Games-Machine-Parts-Mame-Jamma/32706147261.html
with these fuckers I can have C buttons that look like the in-game icons.

That's actually really neat. How big is it?

I'm curious about this as well, want to try stargazing, heard binoculars are better for beginners. But the only recommended beginner ones I found were nearly 200$.

about 19cm in length and 11cm in heigh (without fan blades)

Will I need those meme fans to power this?

nah. you can blow into the fans and it'll move (not very far tho, due to transmission). or just wait for a refreshing summer wind.

If it helps, I already own a cheapo pair of 10x25 I got when I was travelling 7 years ago. I've only used it to look at the moon during a supermoon period, it wasn't bad but I can't see myself looking at anything besides the moon with it.
I found this but it doesn't look like anyone has bought it yet:
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-binoculars-long-range-8X25-High-powered-HD-portable-Straight-telescope-hunting-tourism-outdoor-sports/32668354429.html

It seems to look exactly like the Amazon result:
amazon.com/Welltop-Binoculars-Objective-diameter-Telescope/dp/B016KHU1J6/

But I have no idea if these reviews are real or fake.

Got a chink package!!!
What could it be?

Lads, I need to get my hands on around 50-100 cubic feet of packing peanuts (however much it takes to fill a small car). When I search on the Alis all they show me is packaging machines for $20k+.

Anyone have any links?

Incredibly flat dragon dildos!

Thanks my friend

pink mankini

Fuck me, that's a lot smoother than I expected it to be. Grats on not getting chinked, user.

Guys. Look!

Mixza USB woooo
I love chink shit.
I got a Benjie t6 and some wireless earbuds coming in the mail soon. Should I do a small review on the USB drive to give back to the chink shit community?

Woah 8 whoppin' GB

Where are you buying SNES repops, user?

What's so shark about it besides the name?

Hey everyone! This is my first post in a csg thread! So I was inspired to search and buy some cannabis seeds from a thread a few months ago, and i bought like 200 seeds (I thought they would send like 2 or 4 sedds) of this ganja, colored with photoshop, supposedly "rainbow".
Now, since it's probably a random, low quality seed, I've decided to plant 40 plants in a single pot, and see how the plants are going to strangle each other for water and nutrients

Guys, would you recommend buying an external HDD from aliexpress? I've bought some stuff a keyboard from there before and it was pretty ok buy I'm not entirely sure if it's reliable to buy storage (I don't want to buy a 500GB drive only to get 50). Any recommended products?

>would you recommend buying an external HDD from aliexpress?
NO

Why would you? It's not cheaper than local and warranty is a bitch.

That's right bucko 8 whole Gigabytes
Mostly bought it for its small size so I can keep it on my oscilloscope without it sticking out

In ancient China the shark is a delicacy only obtained by only the strongest warriors. This USB drive lives on that legacy. And no serise is not mispelled, it's a cleverly hidden and really means the "south east shall rise again"

Also sorry about upside down images

You should buy an internal 2.5'' hdd from your best retailer and adapt it, chinks don't have the best deals except maybe in low storage flash memory

Sure

Good luck, user.

First impressions:
>not showing up in directory in Debian
>shows up in g parted
Off to a great start 10/10 chinks are smart

question to baofeng owners:

what do you use it for?
why did you buy one?
regrets?
favourite story?

That's literally the majority of brand new storage drives...

They will die soon. Long stems, no leaves beyond the cotyledons. They won't come out healthy. Too little sun.

Why are you so cruel?

What is it user?
What is it?

MIUI 9 Launch preview:

1. MIUI 9 Themes: 3 New Themes Along With the Default Theme

2. Mi 6, Redmi Note 4 Qualcomm / Redmi Note 4X will receive MIUI 9 Beta update first!

3. New Design in Lock Screen Shortcut

4. Split Screen Feature

5. Simplify and Optimized System

6.Technologies Breakthroughs

7. Apply for MIUI 9 Beta Tester here!

en.miui.com/thread-708554-1-1.html

Yea 10/10 would recommend
I'm gonna test some speeds after I eat something

>Simplify and Optimized System
>Technology Breakthroughs
Hahahahaha

not directly related /csg/, but is there any reason to use MiUI over stock Android or another custom ROM on xiaomeme phones?

>but is there any reason to use MiUI over stock Android or another custom ROM
Not really but if you don't need an app drawer there isn't much reason to install anything else either.

Best chink bluetooth speaker?

Not me but I'm interested.
If you pull the trigger, come back and report on quality!