Have you ever seen a UFO?

Have you ever seen a UFO?

>reported ufo sightings plummeted after smart phone cameras and satelite photography became common place and extensive radio and radar surveillance was implemented

ayy

A while ago some had been seen where I live. We were hype as fuck and everybody was talking about that in school. When we went back home we learnt that it was just the army testing some missiles propulsion at the sea.

Nah, I've seen a ghost though

I've identified now

Our governed dosent allow us to see ufo's

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Yes, it was in the afternoon.
There was a strange thing next to the moon and it moved up very slowly.
I watched it for a few minutes and then realized it was a cloud when it started changing shape.

Some bizarre lights in a sky, with some mundane explanation of course(?) but unbeknownst to me.

Once, while I was fucking a milf in their house, I saw a strange light movement throw the window...

Then I realized that it was your dad car's, so gotta run away.

3 times, one was a fleet

Kill yourself.

It's called sun you neckbeard.

UFO is a ship people living in the future and interedted in history are boarding
That's why we see them on huge disasters/incidents/something that turns the world affairs

great joke my white brother

>hurrr durr UFOs and ghosts don't exist you fools
you fucking retarded subhuman fedora tipping bastard nigger faggot cretin just shut up no one gives a shit about your dumb opinion

Kill yourself.

Yes, near my home.

here is my ufo sighting, I still have no ideah what it could be

Yeah, a weird kind of metallic cylinder that was doing nothing like 1km above the ground

HOW do you explain this

looks like someone turned on a light behind you

How could I? They don't exist.

impossible, I was alone there

Nigga that ain't a UFO

what else could it be?

Some kind of anomaly in the camera
A light reflecting off of somewhere, even outside

These are both much more likely

I saw the stars shifting places one night. According to people that's normal so I don't know if it counts

That would be very odd, I think a UFO is more plausible

>these ugly commiblocks

No, I'm gay

Hey me too!

it's in the best interest of everyone we don't find out about them then
it could change future events and all that 4th dimension thingy

yeah i saw UFO jeans long ago

..... this joke is better in spanish somehow

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>driving to school one morning
>see a stationary green light in the sky
>really bright
>it sits there for a minute
>suddenly shoots straight up and disappears
>tell my friends about it when I get to school
>no one believes me