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cara is an uggo slag
araca
Cara looks like she pics up dirty homeless people to service homer butthole.
Should I start wearing volleys?? y/n
This desu
SHUT IT DOWN JANNY
FUCK OFF NO YANK EDITION
>volleys
i want those
thinking about filling a complaint against janny
How do you make your sandwich?
GOAT movie
Fuck off
place a slice of bread on each side of an object
What movie?
with me fat nob
why do Finns hate americans?
the fuck is this from? would love to look at that master chef on acid
thats the kind of dad i want to be desu
Finns hate everyone.
that looks delicious
everybody hates americans
So how's the anarchy and complete dismantling of British society since Brexit?
my manager at Tesco accused me of stealing from the till
Answer the question leaf
I prefer toast
I hate you.
what an incredibly convoluted way of making a cheese toasty.
are you the darkest employee?
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why? i've done literally nothing wrong
why did no one tell me we had a new thread
the answer is yes
>you will never be australian
Cheers. Looks comfy.
Which area of the UK is most welcoming to Poles?
You want milk?
You want Lib Dems?
If they dont have any proof they cant do anything lad. If your manager starts being a twat go to their boss and say your being bullied, worked for me.
i hate all of you
thanks, downloading it now
Belgium's so called "golden generation"
Very impressive
Don't know, Poles are generally accepted all over in my experience.
Always nice people aswell although they don't generally learn English.
Peterborough and Boston
Soery guys, I've been busy the past couple days.
JF OUT
it's not like I like you or anything
No clue probably London because they love foreigners
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Anywhere without poles currently
Like villages in Somerset
Then I'm buying a pair of them, you too lad
Wouldn't it be hard to find work in a rural area?
I don't think i've actually been '''accused'' yet
My till was apparently £10 short last week and they asked me questions about drive offs or vouchers for an 'investigation form'
If they actually think I've stolen would they have told me by now?
seriously considering a wank now
good lad good lad, keep the poles in the shitholes
They should stick to making beer
commute to a city. You can live in North Somerset and commute to Bristol 30 mins each way
alri
Loads of unskilled eastern euros go to the countryside to pick fruit desu
Boring, hard work, low wages and bad job security
that's a fancy a4 paper folder
Why do all your old women refuse to learn English?
I work at a charity shop and we get lots of old polish women and NONE of them speak a word of English. I know for a fact some of them have been coming for over a year and they still cant speak any English, WHY?
>Bristol
*voms*
I like brazil
*updates my chunder chart*
Would suck on those tiddies/10
*vams*
kyary
two keys made my nosebleed
SOMEBODY STOP ME BETTING MONEY
hating me because of my flag is racist
Old people find it hard to learn new things.
*stops you*
Anyone else register for labour to defend corbyns leadership?
business idea: stunt passenger planes
It's cut to fuck then
what if I love you for your flag?
also racist
I'll pay my £3 if there's a leadership election
Not gonna bother being a full member
wew thanks lad
Oops sorry.
I feel like Brits would just reek of limes.
are you retrarded? no offense intended
New gimmick:
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
Brazil seems like a nice place, just ruined by the people
LEADSOM
haha go on tell us lad don't be shy x
this can't be real
Rambo is out of the semifinals lads
I enjoyed reading this.
>Angela Eagle as PM
Kek, hardly a big hitter is she? At least get Tory benn to do it
>Failani
we're fucked if we get through
Best candidate
seems a fun place
>Reddit formatting
Just let Belgium through ffs
sister sent me this
business idea: a tie with a lead ball at the end. can be used like a zap
gl wales i love u x
no