Welcome to the vocaroo thread, where we record ourselves speaking other peoples' languages and have them laugh at us as we butcher them horribly, and then post our own text selections so we can do the same to them.
Obligatory English:
Canada is the largest, northernmost state of the "United" States of America, also known as America's Frosted Hat, Soviet Canuckistan, America's Wacky Colorful Comic-Relief Next-Door Neighbors, Soon to be the 51st State but more commonly known as "Oops, this isn't Michigan!", is situated somewhere near the inconsequential continental U.S.A., and slightly south of the North Pole. The United Nations has managed to narrow it down further to not only north of the U.S. but also up, eh? Canada is the USA's largest national park, and tourist attraction. At one point, Canada was disputed territory, having at least once been part of Michigan, Pennsylvania, Russia, New York, England, and the Shire, Canada is now commonly accepted as a county in Montana.
Le loup criait sous les feuilles En crachant les belles plumes De son repas de volailles : Comme lui je me consume.
Les salades, les fruits N'attendent que la cueillette ; Mais l'araignée de la haie Ne mange que des violettes.
Que je dorme ! que je bouille Aux autels de Salomon. Le bouillon court sur la rouille, Et se mêle au Cédron.
Lucas Martinez
Some Spanish
De los placeres sin pecar, el más dulce es el cagar, con un periódico extendido y un cigarrillo encendido queda el culo complacido y la mierda en su lugar. Cagar es un placer;... de cagar nadie se escapa caga el rey, caga el papa, caga el buey, caga la vaca y hasta la señorita más guapa hace sus bolitas de caca. Viene el perro y lo huele viene el gato y lo tapa. Total en este mundo de caca de cagar nadie se escapa. Que triste es amar sin ser amado, pero más triste es cagar sin haber almorzado. Hay cacas blancas por hepatitis, las hay blandas por gastritis cualquiera que sea la causa que siempre te alcanza aprieta las piernas duro que cuando el bollo es seguro aunque este bien fruncido el culo será por lo menos, pedo seguro. No hay placer más exquisito, que cagar bien despacito. El baño no es tobogán ni tampoco sube y baja. El baño es para cagar y no para hacerse la paja Los escritores de baño son poetas de ocasión que buscan entre la mierda su fuente de inspiración. Vosotros que os creís sagaces y de todo os reís, decidme si sois capaz de cagar y no de hacer pis. En este lugar sagrado, donde tanta gente acude, la chica se pasa el dedo y el tipo se lo sacude. Caga tranquilo, caga sin pena, pero no se te olvide tirar la cadena. El tipo que aquí se sienta y escribir versos se acuerda, no me vengan a decir que no es un poeta de mierda. En este lugar sagrado donde acude tanta gente hace fuerza el más cobarde y se caga el más valiente. Ni la mierda es pintura ni los dedos son pinceles por favor, pendejos límpiense con papeles para ti que siempre estas en el baño, Caguen tranquilos, caguen contentos pero por favor, caguen adentro. Hoy aquí yase los restos de este olímpico sorete que lucha de forma estoica para salir del ojete. Estoy sentado en cuclillas en este maldito hoyo... quién fue el hijo de mil putas que se terminó todo el rollo.
Brody Baker
fuck you, just when I was going to sleep any poker tonight?
Blake Adams
ayyyyyyyyy i'll do poker
what time?
Owen Moore
in ten minutes or so?
Jaxon Powell
he actually posted it an entire novel, the absolute madman.
hope you're okay with a not-perfect reading because i'm not restarting this shit every time i make a mistake like i usually do
>i'm not restarting this shit every time i make a mistake like i usually do this is why I don't post vocaroos so often, because I'm too much of a perfectionist
top-tier, 9.8/10. sound mildly robotic but the pronounciation is basically perfect.
Isaac James
Thank you based user
Wyatt Wright
7/10 It sounds like you know how to read these things but you aren't pronouncing it very clearly. Are you Brazilian?
Aiden Jackson
Kinda.
Josiah Martinez
what does that mean, "kinda"?
Caleb Campbell
I will guess: Brazilian mother, American father.
Isaac Adams
Eh, you probably think it is brazilian since I have a southern accent and I am mixed. And yes, I can speak spanish and write it, but it never sounds right. A spanard said I sound like a cuban and another like something else.
Anthony Flores
It doesn't sound a lot like Spanish 2bh Not trying to be harsh here, just being honest. Do you speak it frequently?
Nope. I rarely use it at all since most people included latinos speak english. I would try to improve speaking, but it really does not matter when it comes to accent. I know I will never sound like a latino.
Noah Stewart
y-you remembered meeeee
Robert Moore
imo it's not about having a latino accent but more about being understoof when you speak Spanish. I'd tell you to watch media in Spanish to listen to it but most of it is garbage imo.
Alexander Bailey
Could be all I watch is televisa and univision with all these mexican soap operas.
Brayden Parker
Some Argentinian stuff is okay but if you're used to Mexican stuff you won't understand much. Relatos Salvajes is a good movie imo and it's not hard to follow because it's split in several stories. youtube.com/watch?v=QrBD2qhFTlw
Julian Richardson
Thanks bro. I have not had time to go into speaking. I can write and read, but speak is bad since I do not speak to anyone. I will start practicing.
Oliver Hughes
qt edit desu
Alexander Nelson
Can someone post some German text? I'd like to see how I do. I can do some English or Spanish in return.
