/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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• MagicTrickAnon doesn't realize the chinks are pulling the greatest trick of all time by making his money disappear • After a month of use user is still happy with his Bagelmeme watch • user unboxes the FX Audio DAC-X6 its loud and he likes it • user buys a chinese shower head • Comfy asks for feedback on Episode 5 of the /csg/ podcast gets it • user makes the mistake of leaving his Russian proxy on while shopping AliExpress • user gets a redcircle 600 • user loses out on the chance to own a Adolf Hitler action figure • user shows off a "Logitech" wireless mouse and Raspberry Pi 3 • user shares his SNES gamepads he got off Banggood • user shows off a tough case for his Mi 5s • user bought some shrinkwrap, resistors and sockets Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12T4-6FBPdZHXWJ3AbF9PeDUgy4NuTRPARBrqFlb1T-o/htmlview?pli=1#gid=0
aliexpress.com/store/product/Teclast-Tbook-10s-2-in-1-Ultrabook-Intel-Trail-T3-Z8350-Windows-10-Android-5-1/1726325_32788882130.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/Chuwi-Hi10-Pro-10-1-Inch-1920x1200-IPS-Tablet-PC-Dual-OS-Intel-Cherry-Trail-Z8350/2670051_32788653817.html
aliexpress.com/item/Belababy-2016-New-arrival-Letter-Embroidery-Sleep-Forever-Baseball-Cap-Hip-Hop-Women-Men-DO-NOTHING/32736278501.html
gearbest.com/microphone/pp_661979.html
aliexpress.com/item/x26/32805967474.html
youtu.be/D_8Pma1vHmw
warosu.org/g/image/DDnZpZjalmWr4c_mjoGl7Q
s.aliexpress.com/3QNfAFVf
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for sharks

Because RegularOp has forgotten it again, here is a link to the Gearbest coupons spreadsheet.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12T4-6FBPdZHXWJ3AbF9PeDUgy4NuTRPARBrqFlb1T-o/htmlview?pli=1#gid=0

Kawaii

So, buy tablet time

aliexpress.com/store/product/Teclast-Tbook-10s-2-in-1-Ultrabook-Intel-Trail-T3-Z8350-Windows-10-Android-5-1/1726325_32788882130.html

or

aliexpress.com/store/product/Chuwi-Hi10-Pro-10-1-Inch-1920x1200-IPS-Tablet-PC-Dual-OS-Intel-Cherry-Trail-Z8350/2670051_32788653817.html

?

Looks like they have pretty much the same hardware

>falsh sale
What did he mean by this?

so , i plan on building a video recording system i have the recorder( a digital bridge camera) that don't have any mic input but pretty descent video quality and a usb video output, ,i also have a rpi b+, and i plan to use it to record the video and the sound, so ,do you have any chink usb mic or any jack mic + soundcard to recomand ?

Anyone here got the Anet A8 and did a MOSFET mod?

Blame the Gearbest staff, not me. They upload all the deals to a spreadsheet daily. I've just automated the process of tidying it up a little and remove the stock referral ids to prevent any autistic screeching.
I think Comfy uses a slightly better spreadsheet for his referral linking but he isn't willing to share it so you're stuck with the more Chinglish one for now.

nice job user, could you make the departement case larger so the full name can be displayed in it's full width

Which Xiaomi phone has the best camera? I have the RN3P now

what chinkshit can i get that will aid me on my never ending effort to get totally feminizated.
i drink from plastic water bottles already

Knife.

On mobile but will do later this evening. Any other categories I should highlight? I started doing it but then got bored and pissed off at Gearbest's free-form approach to spelling

Mi5s or Mi6

i think the home appliance and the household should be put in two diffrent color, since they start with the same letter, might add more readable

>tfw no chink fundoshi

I'm 90% sure about going for the Chuwi Hi10 Pro come on give me some opinion

Are there any cheap XLR mics that are better than the BM800 in the $50 range?

Maybe something from samson? Might not be worth buying it from chinkland though.

just bought 20 toothbrush heads from gb, wish me luck

moded BM800

I got the Cube iwork 10 Ultimate (which has the same specs) for 126€ incl. customs free shipping (hopefully) from banggod with some coupon, mainly due to the availability of a German keyboard and the existence of rooting guides on xda

Anyone got a link for a good do nothing club hat.

>aliexpress.com/store/product/Teclast-Tbook-10s-2-in-1-Ultrabook-Intel-Trail-T3-Z8350-Windows-10-Android-5-1/1726325_32788882130.html

I strongly discourage Teclasts. I had my pocket pajeet fix my Teclast and every part's cheap, including parts related to batteries and power resulting in many errors. It's not uncommon for teclasts to have only 1 of 2 battery cells reported or working under windows and other issues including tablets never really turning off.

Teclasts have cheap hardware with big numbers slapped on.


Strong down vote and sage.

Are there any chink approved headsets? I dont want desk/lapel mic + headphones right now.

aliexpress.com/item/Belababy-2016-New-arrival-Letter-Embroidery-Sleep-Forever-Baseball-Cap-Hip-Hop-Women-Men-DO-NOTHING/32736278501.html

The thing is that the chuwi came from spaniardland and ships to europe in 2-4 days and if you need to return if because chinking you don't need to mail it back to china since you can't even do it, I'm buying it mostly for that

anyone using orange pi as htpc/kodi ? if yes, what model ? i'm looking at the orange pi pc 1gb right now.

speaking of chinking, how common is it to have to send the item back on aliexpress? i filed a dispute for "item didn't perform as expected" with video evidence and aliexpress stepped in and approved a refund without return the same day

Superlux makes one
gearbest.com/microphone/pp_661979.html
Most likely it's better than BM-800.

Could you use something else than google?

>have open orders from Aliexpress, Gearbest, and Banggood
>probably a dozen shipments
>$300+ easily
>all of it is completely unnecessary
>half is just fidget spinners and autism cubes
I don't even regret it
the wait is killing me though

his intention isn't to give good deals to /csg/, it's to get back at comfy reviews and RegOP.

>MagicTrickAnon doesn't realize the chinks are pulling the greatest trick of all time by making his money disappear →

The pen was 49 cent, so the chinks are really inefficient with that.

No packages today :-(

I use a Orange Pi lite as a printserver for my Chink 3d printer.
It also uses a webcam to stream and record what the printer is doing.

cheapest 60% mechanical keyboard?

They're on to /csg/ at my local post office, they've started selling autism spinners and cubes.

RK61

Is there anything wrong with buying a $400 notebook gpu from ali if all western sellers are selling the same shit for double the price?
Seller has 99.7 rating

Your mom.

>Is there anything wrong with buying a $400 notebook gpu
Yes.

any idea on how good Chinese solar power banks are?

I don't need the time to recharge with solar energy to be fast, it's fine as long as it recharges a little bit (I want to use it to power an arduino-based sensor, it does not consume a lot of energy).

The cellphone sized ones are a meme. It would probably take a week for it to charge, maybe capable of producing 50ma

I want to buy new processor for my laptop which is core 2 duo..

but if I scared they send me i5-3470 like this guy...

should I be worried?

that would be acceptable, the device that I want to power with it lasts a couple of days+ from a single 1100mah battery (pretty sure it could be optimized to last for months). I just want to stick it to a wall somewhere plugged into a solar power bank so it could run for years without any maintenance.

For what?

Well thank for your luck and sell i5 3470 for profit.

anyone got a link to that adolf hitler figurine from last thread? or a name i could search for later?

I'm ordering an orange pi zero, 512 ram version. Wanna run a web server on it, nothing fancy. Power over Ethernet requires soldering of 0 ohm resistors though. Gotta borrow a soldering iron from a bro for that.

Any linux related uses for these boards that you folks mess around with? I just want to learn some job-skills on other than a virtual machine.

God knows. There was a big sperg fight at the weekend about it. This guy really hates Comfy.

Are there any chinkg 90% keyboards?

>>probably a dozen shipments
>>$300+ easily

3x as many shipments which I'm waiting for
but only 1/10 of the money spent

I'm not sure if this microphone is really worth it compared to the BM-800, since that costs like $20 and you can't really complain about it at that price point. On the other hand, you can throw in ~$15 more and you can get an MXL 2008 on amazon, which overall looks like a more quality mic, and sounds better IMO.

Some website called thomas music has the superlux mic and the MXL 2006 (nearly identical to the 2008) microphones for sale (with a crazy shipping price). Unfortunately, I can't post links, since Sup Forums thinks they're spam.

how do you even spend $3k on chink shit

the whole point is that it's inexpensive

Math is not your thing eh?

Should i avoid the chink cpufan ? im lurking around some the alsey or something, for a lga 1155 socket.

It's just condenser mics, they all sound roughly the same rather than some frequency differences and polar pattern differences. The important thing is your mixer or your dac supplying the power more than the mic.

1/10x = 300
x = 3000
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Somehow Nu-Pajeets manage to be a downgrade even compared to regular Pajeets.

More like 1/10*300=x
Hope you are trolling.

herro - im looking for a way to connect my old 3.5" SATA HDD to my computer via usb, using either a cable adapter or a dock or something. anyone have any experience with ordering stuff like that? maybe even a recommendation?

Enjoy your mouth cancer.

Finding myself really tempted by a chink laptop because my thinkpad only has HD 4000 graphics. Do we know how much the new Mi Air 13 is going to cost yet?

Where do I get PS3 Dualshocks from China? I got them from Aliexpress before (Sony logo, pairs bluetooth just fine, everything works okay), but now they only have the shitty P3 ones, you know the kind.

Do I have to order PS3 Dualshocks from dhgate or something now, they're on ebay but they're like $20, these used to be for 9$ back a few months ago.

What are must have gadgets for young people these days?

MP3 player, earphones, smartphone, what else?

Shark plushies.

What do you suggest? The Gearbest sheet uses Google Docs so importing it into another one for sanitizing is trivial.

A E S T H E T I C

Share your favourite chinkshit buy.
My was bluetooth to RCA device for 10USD. My parents had good old hi-fi audio equipment but only could play the music directly from their laptop's atrocious loudspeakers. Now the sound is crystal clear, there's no latency and there's no need for fucking around with cables.

>must have gadgets for young people
>MP3 player

It's a Ruizu X26! aliexpress.com/item/x26/32805967474.html

This is my backup MP3 player as my Clip+ is nearing death.

>sharks
Not even once.

I wanna be seen in public with it and be regarded as "cool".

People around me keep talking about Game of Thrones and keep listening to techno music. I have to get back in touch with my colleagues since I'm pretty out of sync.

I can't believe people willingly listen to music made by robots or made with computers and not musical instruments accompanied by singing.

stop speaking nazi.
you aren't fooling anyone, dirty nazi

>music made by robots
But that's the best kind of music
youtu.be/D_8Pma1vHmw

>Oy vey goyim, the shark is not kosher
You shouldn't have used the yiddish version, rabbi.

I just don't know what to do.

Do I tap my foot? Nod in the beat?

You're supposed to let the test finish before pulling the card out

Do chinks make SNES/Genesis style cases for Orange/Raspberry Pi? I want to make comfy emulation machines.

>T. retard
>shilling for chink dirty sellers so badly
seek help

fuck, I thought pissphone was dead

Young people are busy buying cocaine off the deep web, not browsing chink shit.

You're the one who needs help
warosu.org/g/image/DDnZpZjalmWr4c_mjoGl7Q

But you're supposed to let the test finish before pulling the card out

Seems autistic

What's a decent cable for KZ ZST5? The default one gets so much noise when moving around that I can't hear the music.

$500 cables with integrated linear pebbles.

Done. Let me know if you can think of any other improvements.

m8 I'm not kidding. When the cable hits any object or brushes against clothing, it sounds like a flag snapping in a strong wind. Louder than the music if I'm listening on a sub eardrum bursting levels.

are cables for zs5 interchangeable with zsts (ie by force)?

Which chink eprom programmer has the widest range of compatibility? Seeing lots of kinds with and without adapters but information on supported chips is sketchy at best.

no, Amazon has some but they are like 20 bucks.

interested in this too

Search for "upgraded cable KZ" on Ali.

Yes all the cables are interchangeable between them all and KZ sells improved cables as above.

link em

BM800 can be had for $7 on ebay.

even if you wear them properly with the cable wrapped around your ear like pic rel?

Only $2, everyone on /csg/ should own one
s.aliexpress.com/3QNfAFVf

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