Only two days left until the best day of the year. How are you celebrating, Sup Forums?

Only two days left until the best day of the year. How are you celebrating, Sup Forums?

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A celebration?

Kaboom!

Another win.

Do Asstrapians even celebrate 4OJ?

I'm buying two big macs and two 40s of Budwesier.

not celebrating. fuck you

By watching Independence Day: Resurgence.

Sitting on top of a parking garage at Purdue University

You are a closeted, want-to-be cock sucking queer who is probably a fun of so(u)ccer and cri(uc)ket

I don't know. I have no friends and no money at the moment. I suppose I'll stay at home and drown out the sounds of fireworks.

you Fucking Faggot

Hoping my state doesn't spontaneously combust

enjoying capitalism

Nu-uh, if American was nice with me, maybe will celebrate together and cuddles inside the comfy bed.

My town does the fireworks the night of the 3rd then parade and food the morning of the 4th. Is that the norm?

>190th death-day of Thomas Jefferson
how could one single man be so based

around here the main firework shows are on the night of the 4th. People often do smaller driveway firework displays on the 3rd and 5th, but mostly on the 4th as well.

Do you usually take the 5th off or something?

Celebrating the actual best day rn

Canada day

Couldn't care less tbqh. Not only that but I'm broke so no money for alcohol and I work that day.

Shower in the dark day
Clean sparks diving down
Cool in the waterway
Where the baptized drown
Naked in the cold sun
Breathing life like fire
Thought I was the only one
But that was just a lie

'Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the fourth of July

Pale in the flare light
The scared light cracks and disappears
And leads the scorched ones here
And everywhere no one cares
The fire is spreading
And no one wants to speak about it
Down in the hole
Jesus tries to crack a smile
Beneath another shovel load

'Cause I heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the fourth of July

Heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the fourth of July
Fourth of July, July

Now I'm in control
Now I'm in the fall out
Once asleep but now I stand
And I still remember your sweet everything
Light a roman candle
And hold it in your hand

Heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the fourth of July

Heard it in the wind
And I saw it in the sky
And I thought it was the end
And I thought it was the fourth of July, yeah
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>work that day
is your boss a commie?

Your flag says otherwise.

It's a grocery store so it's a given that it would be open that day.

What is Canada day about? I see it on calendars along with Boxing Day

Couldn't you wait until the day to begin shitting Sup Forums with your local subject?

By posting a thread on how stupid and mislead Americans are about the American Revolutionary War.

Here a taste:
>Americans ended up paying a lot more taxes after the Revolution than during the British Colonial ea
>King George isn't even a Tyrant yet Americans blabber how he is
>America is literally a Freemasonic/Illuminati experiment
>America almost had a Stuart King

>calls other people dumb
>doesn't know that it's on a different day each year
Is this bait or are you literally fucking retarded?

Did you guys hear something? Sounded like an irrelevent country being mad about how great America is again

>loominarty

It's freedom THE DAY. Cops don't arrest you for punk in drublic or anything for that matter as long as you're not killing folks. For as much freedom Americans say they have they really don't get to go balls out like on the 4th

I'll celebrate in my mind.

i miss the 90s
Fuck. The smell of walking into a sam goody and looking at cassette tapes. Colors seemed more vibrant.

Its not worth living in a time of hope, im envious of people whos world was just always shit.

I'll be drinking some Budweiser while watching American History X. Me and a couple of buddies are planning on throwing some bottles filled with vodka and bacon grease unto mosques and keying some chinese owned sports cars. Its gonna be fun.

it is the anniversary of my autistic brother too

What's that part of downtown called that is full of drug addicts and bums?

maybe I will visit the local US-embassy
>pic very related

What is taxation without representation

Downtown Eastside. It makes Skid Row look like a white neighborhood.

Visited in 2008, thought it was a beautiful friendly city until I wandered through there. Didn't think that kind of hell existed in Canada

I'll probably spend the day watching old war movies and attempting to drink myself to death

How about you leave Sup Forums, an American board, and instead post in your fucking own country's image board?

God speed soldier

Reminds me
Ten years ago I was in Ocean City, MD

Apparently that's a touristic place that only really fills up during the holidays
it has this huge boardwalk right by the ocean which ends with an amusement park

I remember seeing this dude around my age 17-18, getting handcuffed to a bench by a bicycle cop
just because he was holding a cup full of beer.

also I saw a lot of guys sagging their pants and wearing shirts so fucking huge that a granny could use them as dressing gowns

Had a really great time anyway.
Felt like american pie, without the pie

>tfw English and your birthday is yank independence day.

How much firework does the average murrican buy?

Depends on how much they're willing to spend

That flag is wrong by the way

>expecting the greatest country in the world to slow down for Brazilian salt

By paying my taxes.

You have irrationally made a bad decision for the sake of freedoms too now comrade.

All thats left is becoming a superpower to spite all the naysayers. Get to it.

waving Old Glory and going to block parties

The question was about the AVERAGE murrican...
Hm? What's wrong with the flag? Looks like the flag of the US of A

it's 7 red and 6 white stripes, not 7 white and 6 red ladm8

>The question was about the AVERAGE murrican...
$300 or so, I'm not exactly sure

>What's wrong with the flag?
The colors of the stripes are inverted, red should be on the top and bottom
The stars aren't arranged correctly either

Wew... Are the number of stars correct at least?

*Is

Flying the Union Jack for ya buddy!

There are 49, so no

Fly to the US for your bday and feel like everyone is celebrating it.

edgy

John Adams who was based for different reasons died that day too.

That's alright, my birthday was during the Brexit vote, so next year my birthday will fall on British independence day :^)

Lucky FUCK

It's the day when all of the Canadian colonies in North America united into the Canadian Federation.

Its literally in the name.
>4th of july
>Sup Forums
4thofjulychan

>federations

Drinking American beer, buying a 6 foot long American flag, visiting my grandma, also eating steak and potato salad.

cozy

Grilling burgers, getting wasted, watching cheap Chinese firepoofers explode in the sky. Maybe a bonfire on my cozy half-acre suburban plot.

I masturbated so much I hurt my dick

thanks mom

Do people in other cunts celebrate our independence day? It would be cool if they did and it would give them an excuse to grill some burgers and set off some fireworks.

Nice bait, commie scum.

Just be sure not to do anything suspicious, you never know who may be guarding it

That place in Denmark celebrates the 4th of July.

By comforting my dogs which get scared by fireworks and firecrackers.

>tfw some faggot keeps setting off loud explosives a block away that sets off car alarms and my cat gets scared

oldest ally defending freedoms

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Getting absolutely shitfaced and watching The Patriot with my family.

>live in a state with open fireworks laws

I used to like it but I am so fucking tired of two weeks of explosions as soon as the stands open.

There was exactly one tribe with a written language when Europeans arrived. You guys suuuuuuucked.

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>watching The Patriot with my family.
based

going down to UGA to visit my friend
gonna be awesome cause I've never been to Athens before, should be a good time getting hammered

Canada day?

Well my American friend, let me tell you.

It's about Canada.

4th July is the Day of Pear in Japan.

So you guys just eat pears and hide in basements?