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more like /karen/ edition

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geezers need excitement

Any of you fags from Preston? I always forget to check back here

France 3 - 0 Iceland
Germany 1 - 2 Italy

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36686361

Immigrants who voted brexit

I'm still a virgin lads, not sure if I want to lose it to a man with long hair. Might do though

It's like 9 degrees but im freezing. Cat snuggled up with me, bf is doing a night shift. X

love how janny has given up now

watch start acting up again tomorrow daytime

A FUCKING Cross of Saint Andrew counterchanged with the Cross of Saint Patrick, over all the Cross of Saint George.

just fuck him lad
making your virginity special/memorable etc is fucking stupid, i wish i would have just fucked a slag or a got a hooker when i turned 18 tbqh

Shut the fuck up you dumb fucking sheep shagger inbred scum! BAKA

Fucking hell lads there's literally a first generation paki immigrant who is complaining about too many foreigners in the uk, saying you see them everywhere

The mans literally a brown paki and he starts his sentence with "I'm not a racist but"

Is this satire, have I gone through the looking glass what is happening in the world

>not believing in icelandic meme magic
>rating france

kis ur catto 4 me :3

Just go mad lad, you only live once haha

Women are peing relentlessly pounded by machines as we speak lads

When he comes back sure x

post some gay stuff lad lol

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tfw a woman relentlessly pounded my heart this week

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>he didn't shag the school slags when he was 14
waheeey haha

I will not corrupt my allies with degeneracy
Only pure tasteful kino for you goyim

what

getting "i am a virgin" tattooed on my forehead
hoping a girl will feel sorry and fuck me
that's how the normies do it, right?

still drunk and taking vocaroo requests

"Wish you were my bf user."

LORD it is warm. Devil farted thick today.

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos.
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs.
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling, coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them.
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

"KILL ALL HUMAN MALES AND TAKE THE FEMALES TO THE MECHANICAL BREEDING GROUNDS"

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>qt that i had a crush on at work
>things were hot and cold between us, mostly cold but things heated up to a point a couple of months ago where i genuinely thought i had a strong chance of gfing her
>relationship kind of broke down a bit
>had a fun conversation with her after things broke down, went for my nuclear option and invited her out for lunch
>she accepted but was very rude and a little distant towards me on the lunch
>figured she just didnt like me that much, didn't really know how to handle the situation so started avoiding her a lot at work, only talked to her if i really had to. kept it very cordial.

this week wednesday she messaged me out of nowhere that it was her last week at work and that i should go with her on lunch thursday and i accepted. figured it would be one last chance to just banter and have fun, i didn't expect to gf her or anything. went into it with a good mindset, kind of felt accepted a bit because 2bh ive been really lonely at this job. was looking forward to being able to hang out with her for a bit, thought it was a nice gesture on her part because she knew i had wanted to have lunch with her in the past.


thursday, last day of the month so busiest day at work so pretty stressful work environment. as the day went on i expected her to ask me when i wanted to go. then at 2:30 her best friend, another qt gril that i knew, kind of rolled up to her chair and they both walked off together. i knew then that she had 2nd thoughts about it and didn't really want to hang out with me. in the back of my head i thought they had forgotten that i was invited and that they'd come back or something like that but after about 15 minutes it was pretty apparent that they had basically left.

kind of cried a little at my desk, it was a lot for my feels to take. i have really bad social anxiety but she doesn't really know or understand that. teared up for a good half hour. she was extra nice today and gave me her number but im never going to text her.

>insists it's celtic
>doesnt play a celtic sport
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This blessed plot

This earth

This realm

This England

meant to reply lad

Got an idea lads, kill all northerners

just voted lads

holy shit i'm fat

thought i'd share that with you for some reason

is this free sausage at the poll thing a meme or what

*starts coughing into handkerchief*

stop eating so potatoes and drinking so much vodka kurwa

it cost me 1.50. Had it with BBQ sauce. Was nice.

The first step is admitting it.
Now lose the weight fatty

t-thanks, i'll probably get around to that sometime in the future

North of England, or Scotland, or both?

Ahh yes sparkling water.

Unironically hope this happens

t. England

*starts coughing a little harder*

"i don't feel so good"

Me too!

t. Scotland

try this then lad
*sticks my cock and bollocks in your gob*

NO. Never change, my Slavic brother. That is just what kurwayaczna Amerifat asshole cyka wants you to do. Keep eat potato and drink plenty vodka. Stay cheeki breeki, comrade.

>gay-licks
literally niggers
brythonic masterrace reporting

*inspects hanky*
*it's covered in black specks*

oh jeez that can't be good

*stomach starts convulsing*

*forces your head*

>wanting northern ireland

why?

bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36683083

*does a think*

>walking to polling station
>every entrance has 2-3 people outside handing out voting information
>they literally clog up the entrances so much that you can only fit through one at a time
>try to walk through without making eye contact
>three people trying to push papers into my hand
>"take a paper, go on, don't you want one? No? OK then"

Ah yes, quite an effective strategy to get my vote

>wanks
>cums so hard causes nuclear explosion
>feels amazing

What did she mean by this?

karen karen karen

*fucks your mum in the fanny*
oh yeah you like that huh gooky? now sucky sucky
*gets up and forces my cock down her throat*
want some more kimchi, gook?
*forces her head*
*cums down her throat*
THAT'S all of it, you coinslot-eyed cunt.

dry your eyes mate

Post lewd boys, ladders.

*forces your head*

What's he calling beautiful

whole page

breakfast: large coffee and a very cheeky milk chocolate hobnob

The cuckold life chose me I didn't choose the cuckold life

alri haha xoxo

*throat starts gurgling*
*bends further over hanky but blood starts spilling over the sides*

"Uh just give me a moment guys I'm fine"

someone translate this from yank to english

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Oh dear, I should've specified men. x

irish gf is cucking me again lads

youtube.com/watch?v=6p5x0nxtqVs

Do brits like Gordon?

I wanna touch your bum. Being ill makes me horny.

How's this

I'm off to bed.

xvideos.com/video7029750/a_family_affair

so city life as compared to rural life, which would be you know cows and chickens and you know a hundred person school rooms and shit, which LA it's like 2000 kids per middle school and about 4000 kids per high school but you get a lot more density, you watch fuck it I am too lazy to finish this

DAE angry briddish chef??!!!! xD

post yfw you realize the only reason northern europe doesn't look like this is because of the eternal anglo

twitter.com/youngthug/status/214805726097444864
Ah yes a fine example of today's art

Lads I'm dunk af. Give me a classic footy match to watch

Cat is snoring x

do ausies say sickcunt and sadcunt a lot?

always wanted a pure white cat

I used to keep bettas but they died

>celtic union

The most reddit idea ever conceived

watch world cup 2006 final

Chillin with homie

cat people should off themselves

>a pure white cat
You sound a bit Rorke t b h.
We have him because he chose us btw after the former neighbours got a new dog.

the UK needs to be balkanized, effective immediately.

>cat people should off themselves
Wow incredibly rude.

>The most reddit idea ever conceived

nah that's canada

I want to pick up knitting lads
unfortunately I made fun of the last guy I met who said he knitted

Bought my Irish gf a big strap on as a present for her birth rate (It's actually a present for my arse)

>a present for her birth rate
what did he mean by this

The robots are still at it lads
They do not eat
They do not sleep
They do not tire

Did you watch Boku no EU to Farage?
Best girl of the season.